Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Djehutynakht » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:01 am UTC

You get Dios 4.

I put in sodium dodecyl sulfate.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:11 am UTC

You get sodium sulfate and a red pill that will return you to reality.

I put in the shell of an atomic bomb.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby cjdrum » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:36 am UTC

You get asploded.

I put in a 1337.
:shock:

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby AntonGarou » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:58 pm UTC

you get script-kiddies

I put in MMORPG
I'm not nitpicking, I'm quarkpicking!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:07 pm UTC

You get a d&d book on how to play d&d.

I put in cjdrum.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby cjdrum » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:13 pm UTC

You get an angry cjdrum. And death.

I put in love.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:21 pm UTC

A loving zombie tries to rape you.

I put in Death.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby cjdrum » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:23 pm UTC

You recieve death through loving zombie rape.

I put in a quarter, and three pennies.
:shock:

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:24 pm UTC

You get raped.

I put in a loving zombie and cjdrum.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:25 pm UTC

You get a pair of zombies.

I put in a shotgun.
Spoiler:
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:27 pm UTC

You get girls that have shotguns of evil.

I put in my two zombies, _infina_'s three baby hybrids and cjdrum.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby cjdrum » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:27 pm UTC

You get a disassembled shotgun.

I put in a ghost.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:28 pm UTC

You get Casper.

I put in my diassembled shotgun and cjdrum.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:50 pm UTC

you get a chicken gun
Spoiler:
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i put in a bucket of fish
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Click Me! <---- Click There! :)
Spoiler:
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:30 pm UTC

You get Willy.

I put in my chicken gun.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:58 pm UTC

you get a slightly used chicken gun


i put in a recurring gag
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:02 pm UTC

You get a bomb which sends you twenty years into the past.

I put in my slightly used chicken gun and Kromix's Willy.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:07 pm UTC

you get a really big, yet slightly used chicken gun.

i put in time itself into the machine
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:09 pm UTC

You get a paraox which instantly creates itself and kills the person who made it (you).

I put in three diamonds and my really big, yet slightly used chicken gun.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bantler » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:18 pm UTC

You get the cast of Housewives of Beverly Hills.

I put in 5 wigs.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby cjdrum » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:20 pm UTC

You get a giant, evil wig that attaches itself to your scalp. And it's a rainbow afro.

I put in my school.
:shock:

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:22 pm UTC

You get a ghost which possesses you and forces you to rebuild the same school, and once it is done you are forced to attend it and enjoy it.

I put in the cast of Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bantler » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:23 pm UTC

You get a piece of bubblegum wrapped in a tiny diploma.

I put in a gutter-punk's filthy pitbull-on-a-rope.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby cjdrum » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:23 pm UTC

You get killer Housewives, who take you to Beverly Hills and slowly rip you to pieces.

I put in my new school.
:shock:

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:25 pm UTC

You get a ghost which possesses you and forces you to rebuild the same school, and once it is done you are forced to attend it and enjoy it.

I put in my killer Housewives and cjdrum.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheSweetKill » Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:12 pm UTC

you get ass raped by the Houswives and cjdrum gets it on camera and puts it on youtube.

I put in my Dead Toshiba laptop
Tucker: Why do you want my kid?
Wyoming: Because he's very special.
Tucker: Yeah, I guess I should've read to him more.
Wyoming: Not that kind of special you half wit!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:05 am UTC

You get a robot, sent from the future to kill you.

I put in TheSweetKill, cjdrum and YouTube.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby cjdrum » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:08 am UTC

You recieve a note, which reads "By placing YouTube into this machine, you have allowed everybody to watch the video. Including the people without computers/internet, etc."

I put in a ghost.
:shock:

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:20 am UTC

You get Satan which steals your soul and returns to hell.

I put in cjdrum's soulless body.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheSweetKill » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:41 am UTC

cjdrum gets a new soul from the vending machine

I put in a pony
Tucker: Why do you want my kid?
Wyoming: Because he's very special.
Tucker: Yeah, I guess I should've read to him more.
Wyoming: Not that kind of special you half wit!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:29 pm UTC

you get a slightly mangled pony


i put in a malamanteau
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:27 pm UTC

You get a page war on Wikipedia

I put in Slashdot

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheSweetKill » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:38 pm UTC

you get a Dotslash

i put in my mangled pony and my killer robot
Tucker: Why do you want my kid?
Wyoming: Because he's very special.
Tucker: Yeah, I guess I should've read to him more.
Wyoming: Not that kind of special you half wit!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby AHHHHHHHHH AN ALIEN » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:40 pm UTC

you get a mangled killer robot and a my little pony doll

i put in a kbox

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby cjdrum » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:54 am UTC

You get a killed pony and a mangled robot.

I put in a PM.
:shock:

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby more_people » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:14 am UTC

You get elected into office. But on your first day, you get shot in the head and die.

I put in cjdrum's lifeless corpse.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheSweetKill » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:39 am UTC

you get a magled and lifeless cjdrum body

i out in my dead pony, mangled killer robot and more_people
Tucker: Why do you want my kid?
Wyoming: Because he's very special.
Tucker: Yeah, I guess I should've read to him more.
Wyoming: Not that kind of special you half wit!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby AHHHHHHHHH AN ALIEN » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:49 am UTC

You get a more_people/killer robot fused together to make a two headed chicken

i put in Garfield

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TheSweetKill » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:05 am UTC

you get a fat retarded cat

i put in wat i got before
Tucker: Why do you want my kid?
Wyoming: Because he's very special.
Tucker: Yeah, I guess I should've read to him more.
Wyoming: Not that kind of special you half wit!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby AHHHHHHHHH AN ALIEN » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:13 am UTC

You mean the two headed chicken???

You get a hydra

I put in medusa


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