xkcd

by **matt96** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:33 am UTC

You get an empty ultra ball and mauled by a Raikou.

I put in RaceBandit's mutilated remains.

by **bug sniper** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:12 pm UTC

You get them back, more mutilated than before.

I insert a beehive, while daring the next poster to insert into that machine.

by **Kyreles** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:20 pm UTC

You get nothing! Good day, sir!

I put in Alan Tudyk

by **Odilo** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:42 pm UTC

You get Wash.

I put in St. Anselm and his ontological argument.

by **Bartimaeus** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:53 pm UTC

You get rejected by Hume.

I put :roll:

into the machine.

by **matt96** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:15 am UTC

You get (8

I put in a motion for the people reading this to start playing in one (or more) of the nomic threads (now including longest time as last post weekly edition and the thread necromancy game)

by **Bartimaeus** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:04 pm UTC

You get rejected, because it's ironic for me to say so.

I put in :mrgreen:

by **ShortChelsea** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:29 pm UTC

You get >:0
I put in a melted krackel.

by **flarpfreak** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:13 pm UTC

Gets out snap and pop

Puts in a ceiling fan

by **matt96** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:29 pm UTC

you get out a chandelier that dispenses small amounts of liquid oxygen into the room, cooling the room it is installed in

I put in a full jerrycan

by **bug sniper** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:42 am UTC

You get engine noises as the machine drives itself away on its wheels.

I insert a GPS tracking device on another machine in case this happens again.

by **matt96** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:53 am UTC

The machine spits out the GPS locator with a note attached to is that says

Oh hellz naw, you aint got no right to be trackin' me!!

Followed by various bullets and explosives shooting out of the machine at high speed

I put in 500 pieces of .50 caliber ammunition and run away from the machine as fast as I can

by **Mike Rosoft** » Fri May 04, 2012 7:13 pm UTC

You get a homing missile!

I put in a fairly ordinary beverage.

by **bug sniper** » Tue May 08, 2012 10:08 pm UTC

You get a fairly ordinary rabbit.

I insert an electronic virus on a USB stick.

by **Odilo** » Wed May 09, 2012 12:45 am UTC

You get the flu virus.

I put in an atheist.

by **darknut** » Wed May 09, 2012 9:37 am UTC

you get soylent green

put in a priest

by **eculc** » Wed May 09, 2012 11:41 am UTC

the priest comes out of the coin return.

I put in a bottle of moonshine

by **ShortChelsea** » Wed May 09, 2012 4:49 pm UTC

Your bottle of moonshine comes back out and is now half moonshine, half diet coke. ew
I put in my math final results.

by **Mike Rosoft** » Thu May 10, 2012 7:11 pm UTC

You get a novel proof of Fermat's Last Theorem with a subtle but fatal error.

I put in a ridiculous hat.

by **ShortChelsea** » Fri May 11, 2012 10:22 pm UTC

You get an orange. It's delicious, and if you plant the seeds you get a wish for every orange tree that grows.
I put in a hippo.

by **Mike Rosoft** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:10 pm UTC

You get the Continuum Hypothesis.

I put in 372 mysterious beverages.

by **ShortChelsea** » Thu May 17, 2012 8:38 pm UTC

You get a bunch of Mario pop culture references.
I put in a kitty!

by **brakos82** » Thu May 17, 2012 9:04 pm UTC

U getz bad spelinz.

I insert 14 cans of Diet Pepsi.

by **eculc** » Fri May 18, 2012 1:52 pm UTC

the vending machine pulls out a revolver and shoots you in the foot.

I put $3.75 in the vending machine.

by **ShortChelsea** » Fri May 18, 2012 7:52 pm UTC

You get four big rice crispie treats and a pack of wrigley's gum.
I put in a green hairband.

by **Sean Quixote** » Fri May 18, 2012 8:25 pm UTC

You get a red bracelet.

I put infrared goggles in the machine.

by **matt96** » Fri May 18, 2012 9:05 pm UTC

You get a pane of glass.

I put in a usb flash drive (8GB)

by **Odilo** » Fri May 18, 2012 10:21 pm UTC

You get a computer virus.

I put in an upside-down backwards Chinese braille bible with half its pages missing.

by **Mike Rosoft** » Sun May 20, 2012 7:34 pm UTC

You get the rest of the pages, in Korean language, transcribed into Japanese script, engraved into wood, arranged diagonally from the bottom left to top right.

I put in a Schwartzfield horizon with no matter inside.

by **Thesh** » Sun May 20, 2012 7:44 pm UTC

You get Halling Radiation.

I put in a vending machine.

by **eculc** » Mon May 21, 2012 2:51 am UTC

you get two vending machines.

I put in Thesh's leg.

by **darknut** » Tue May 22, 2012 7:07 pm UTC

you get mauled by an angry thesh - "my limbs are not your play things!"

i put in a soul gem and fire salts

by **Mike Rosoft** » Wed May 23, 2012 4:43 am UTC

You get, due to a malfunction in the vending machine, a Frost Atronach.

I dismantle the malfunctioning vending machine, and insert the components in the other.

by **brakos82** » Wed May 23, 2012 4:46 am UTC

You get a Canadian quarter.

I put in an American quarter.

by **bug sniper** » Wed May 23, 2012 11:01 am UTC

You get a peanut butter cup.

I put in the nearby "do not put in machine" sign.

by **eculc** » Wed May 23, 2012 11:45 am UTC

The holy grail comes out. it's covered in blood.

I put darknut into the vending machine.

by **Mike Rosoft** » Thu May 24, 2012 4:46 pm UTC

You get lightnut.

I put in a bottle of holy water, and a bottle of unholy water.

by **darknut** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:21 am UTC

from inside i take control of the machine
first order of business, fall over on eculc

by **brakos82** » Fri May 25, 2012 3:18 am UTC

You get spat out of the machine.

I put an overdue library book in the machine.

by **eculc** » Fri May 25, 2012 11:46 am UTC

You get an empty coffee cup and a bag of beets.

I put a sweet potato in the machine.

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