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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Quillpaw » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:11 pm UTC

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby King of Frogs » Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:08 pm UTC

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Quillpaw » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:47 pm UTC

You're almost as good as your sister! (works even better if you're female)
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:24 pm UTC

said it.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:30 pm UTC

Tell her " I just drank powerthirst"
then say 400 BABIES
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Jedifreak » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:39 pm UTC

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Jedifreak » Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:53 am UTC

That was the free trial. $50 for more XXXHOTXXX GIRLS INSIDE!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:29 am UTC

"WRYYYYYY"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Account20151023 » Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:47 am UTC

bigglesworth wrote:"WRYYYYYY"


I think you meant to post that in the "Best Things to Shout Out During Sex" thread.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:35 am UTC

*shout out name of partner's pet cat*
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Quillpaw » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:14 pm UTC

Call out the name of a person your partner knows you hate.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:17 pm UTC

Thank Allah
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Arradim » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:49 pm UTC

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby josephoenix » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:08 pm UTC

Don't know if this has been posted, i don't feel like going through all 9 pages, but this is for all you QC fans.

THE worst thing to shout during sex:
"Happy birthday, grandma!" [especially if everything about that statement is true]
I speak the truth that shakes the silent night.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Lenary » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:54 pm UTC

josephoenix wrote:Don't know if this has been posted, i don't feel like going through all 9 pages, but this is for all you QC fans.

THE worst thing to shout during sex:
"Happy birthday, grandma!" [especially if everything about that statement is true]


oh, that's been said. you've been ninja'd soo hard by your own laziness. ever heard of SEARCH?
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby King of Frogs » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:14 pm UTC

Hmm, "ever heard of search" would be a pretty bad thing to say during sex.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby OmegaLord » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:18 am UTC

Wait! Wait! STOP!... What was the square root of pi again?
So what do you guys know about *glances down at sheet* the kingdoms of orgasms
but I just don't see why someone would tape themselves together.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby english_petal » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:51 am UTC

My bf asks me simple maths...
Him:"What's 90 x 467?"
Me:"Why... should I... care?"
Him:"Because I'm asking you."
Me: *glare*

Also, another quote: "WTF? You're a mammal!"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:52 pm UTC

Oh god, he actually said that to you? That's just not sexy (by the way, awesome sig).

Another idea: start crying and weeping - "They murdered Diana! Those bastards! They murdered her!!" and on climax "The Queen is a lizard!"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby OmegaLord » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:09 pm UTC

In most situations, "objectionable comment" works wonders.
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Reason: Reply below sums it up.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby felltir » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:58 pm UTC

OmegaLord wrote:In most situations, "objectionable comment" works wonders.

Not funny.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Lenary » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:47 pm UTC

Felltir wrote:
OmegaLord wrote:In most situations, "objectionable comment" works wonders.

Not funny.

sex isn't supposed to be funny. it's serious business for some.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby King of Frogs » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:56 am UTC

"Quiet, woman, this is serious business!"

I think that might kill the moment somewhat...
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:59 pm UTC

The Internet is serious buisness
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Lenary » Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:11 pm UTC

Asmodieus wrote:The Internet is serious buisness


yes, like 4chan
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby felltir » Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:32 pm UTC

Inspired by above post.

Hey, wait till the guys on /b/ hear about this!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:09 pm UTC

I said that
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Silvyr » Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:08 am UTC

That's mine!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Themata » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:15 am UTC

True story which happened to a friend:

Girl: Is it in yet?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Oh...

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Gojoe » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:16 am UTC

Themata wrote:True story which happened to a friend:

Girl: Is it in yet?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Oh...
Ouch.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Lenary » Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:24 pm UTC

Themata wrote:True story which happened to a friend:

Girl: Is it in yet?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Oh...


wait.. was she joking or not?

if she wasn't, that says something about her anatomy, and OUCH
if she was, then just lol for the humiliation
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Cherry Kiss » Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:14 pm UTC

Oh man, this song is great!! Can you turn it up??? Please??

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby anouk » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:09 am UTC

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Allenr » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:20 pm UTC

HANG ON! Don't move.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Bulvox » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:56 pm UTC

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

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