madjo wrote:I couldn't fail to disagree less means that you succeed in disagreeing less. You can't disagree less, means that you di...*brain melts*
I knew, from the beginning of this journey, that it would come to this. The mysterious stranger implied there would be... discussion
. We thought it meant something else. Anything but THAT, but we had been hoodwinked. Hoodwinkery such as that hadn't been seen in these lands since... but I digress.
Digression wasn't part of the deal.
Now, almost literally hours into this... discussion
... I come to the thing I had most feared. The stranger's new semantic wizardry stymied me. At first I thought, no, it cannot be... it was so clear what the words foretold. But still, there was something enticing, almost seductive about the possibilities. Just a reordering of the thought process. How simple, and yet. Could it be?
I knew that I was born to disagree. I was trained to disagree - my bones tore and my muscles cracked with the pressure of what I had gone through, learning to disagree with a skill old Mac said was nearly competent.
But there was something else I knew, though I didn't dare let my mind stray that way at this precarious moment in time; the kitten would die if I didn't disagree... less.
Maybe all the kittens.
I couldn't... fail. To disagree less. I had to try.
My goal in life is to have money, power, fame, wisdom, and love.
So far, I've got a sense of humor.
It's a good start.