xkcd

by **apeman5291** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:21 pm UTC

What is the question?

hm... the question is "what is the question?"...

interesting...

by **Sable** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:49 am UTC

Should I have another drink?

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Yow. Did she look that good before I started drinking?

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...One-track mind there, Google.

by **McCaber** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:56 am UTC

Who is dreaming about me?

Wait, who is that mouse?

Cryptic...

by **akarsvp222** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:09 pm UTC

search: where does the muffin man live?
returned...

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suuure...

by **asmcint** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:46 pm UTC

What is the meaning of life?

by **Dingbats** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:06 pm UTC

What's the best xkcd comic?

Apparently it's this one:

by **Zohar** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:43 pm UTC

Where is the alt text?

by **Nikobashtai** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:47 am UTC

Do penguins go to heaven?

Okaaaaaay...what about the penguins?

What? Okay, I'm sure penguins would love to have such easy prey...but still...

Nevermind.

by **Dingbats** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:21 pm UTC

What's the best text editor ever?

Apparently it's Mac OS X's TextEdit... wouldn't have guessed.

by **Rodan** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:51 pm UTC

What's the best movie ever?

Google must like the Matrix...

by **McCaber** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:27 am UTC

What is the worst book ever written?

Seriously?

by **Rodan** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:39 am UTC

Oh, so you'll give them answers that make perfect sense, but you give me the same anti-rascist banner over and over again?

See, that's exactly what I mean. Why can't you make sense ever?

... You suck Google. Besides that one Matrix thing, I don't think you've ever given me an intelligle answer. Am I right?

no answer? You don't know what to say to that, do you?

>sigh<.

by **McCaber** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:46 am UTC

Why does Rodan keep getting that same picture for everything?

Who is this Anti-Racist Action Network anyway?

by **apeman5291** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:07 am UTC

Do muslims disapprove of racism?

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Are there racists in the desert?

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What does a baby have to do with anything?

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Google is a SOAD fan.

by **Col. Mustard** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:40 am UTC

What is the worst kind of music?

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Who are you voting for?

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Why the hell would you do that?

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Do you have a mental disorder?

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by **Maseiken** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:22 am UTC

Who do you have a crush on, Google?

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I see, can't say I blame you, Which one?

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oh, so you PRETEND to give me an honest answer, then spit in my face?

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I despise you.

by **akarsvp222** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:35 pm UTC

Do you know people are making fun of you?

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But what if they were kidding?

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Well, yeah. He could help...

by **ASmileWithoutACat** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:05 pm UTC

Those flowers... they were here a minute ago. Where have they all gone?

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by **grythyttan** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:20 am UTC

Where are the snowdens of yesteryear?

Ok, those people have them.

by **olivery2k** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:47 pm UTC

What should I do, to keep myself busy tonight?

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That really doesn't help. Got a better answer?

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WTF is up with that picture???? Rodan ... I feel your pain. :-/

by **apeman5291** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:57 am UTC

Will Cthulhu kill us all tomorrow?

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Ok, can we escape in that?

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Will she lead the resistance?

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by **phantom** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:08 pm UTC

what does hell look like?

nsfw!!!

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by **Aluminus** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:58 am UTC

You should have tagged that 'not suitable for anywhere'.

by **McCaber** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:16 am UTC

Why, Google? Why?

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But I'm asking you. Is it really that stupid of a question, anyway?

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So does that guy know why?

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I'll take that as a "maybe."

by **'; DROP DATABASE;--** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:24 am UTC

What's your favourite .hack character?

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No, like, the animé .hack?

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by **++$_** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:28 am UTC

Q: What exactly is .hack anyway?
A:

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Apparently .hack = gdb. Interesting.

Q: So, when you say gdb is a hack, do you mean that in a good or a bad way?
A:

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I guess I'm boring you. Let me try something else.

Q: What can I do to stop boring you?
A:

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Put on clown noses? Sorry, I don't like them.

Q: On an unrelated topic, I want to write a work of fiction. What should I write about?
A:

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So, I should write about Bhai Vir Singh.

Q: Where should the story be set?
A:

by **Maseiken** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:49 am UTC

Google sure hates Racism.

by **malec2b** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:34 am UTC

What is your name?

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I asked first, why won't you give me an answer?

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Because of the guy on the poster? Who is he?

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What does that have anything to do with my former question?

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by **Aluminus** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:20 pm UTC

Project Gutenberg is angry at you now.

by **Actaeus** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:02 pm UTC

What is love?

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Will you please answer the question?

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What?

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Let's try a new tactic.
What is Google?

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by **Rodan** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:00 am UTC

Q:Why didn't I realize what that guy's avatar was earlier?
A:

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Q: Also, .hack has an anime?
A:

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Q: Oh right, I remember. They came with the game (rhyme!). So anyway, did you think those games were any good?
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Q: Yeah, that pretty much sums up my thoughts pretty well. Anyway, will you give me that anti-racist answer again?
A:

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Q: Why do you only post it when it doesn't make any sense at all?
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Q: Because of gas prices?
A:

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Q: Why are you suddenly obsessed with graphs?
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Q: Do you think I'll stop asking you questions now?
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Q: Well, if you're going to start answering with stuff as kick-ass as that, I guess not, am I right?
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Hokay, I'm done here.

by **RoadieRich** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:25 am UTC

Why Am I up so late after working all day?

Greg Vail, Saxophonist, I'll blame you when I'm in a bad mood tomorrow.

by **OfficiallyHaphazard** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:47 pm UTC

Gee Willikers this game is great

"what is the answer to life the universe and everything?"

really? well f*** me.

by **Actaeus** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:56 pm UTC

Whose avatar is Rodan talking about?

Cool! xkcd!But that doesn't answer my question.

Who are the pirates in Mafia?

He isn't playing. Wait...Jack Sparrow....Jack...

Are you suggesting I'm a pirate?

David? He's dead. And not a pirate.

Are you putting me on?

Sock??? Okay, I give up.

by **The Hyphenator** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:18 pm UTC

When will the world end?

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Yes, that is the world. When will it end?

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Yes, I know what the world looks like. When will it end??

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Apparently the world will end when there are no more ghosts.

Click link. Receive my face. · by **bbctol** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:24 pm UTC

Why do you never give straight answers to questions?

Is that guy going to tell me?

Okay, you're doing it again. Please stop.

...right.

by **Actaeus** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:51 am UTC

Do you like Shakespeare?

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Have you read Romeo and Juliet?

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Let's test your memory. Place the following quote:
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

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Y'know what? Google doesn't know shit about the classics.

by **Rodan** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:26 am UTC

Q: Oh really? Let's test that. What turned out ot be the big awesome plot in Watchmen?
A: (not an actual spoiler. It's safe.)

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Q: Um... no. By the way, who watches the watchmen?
A:

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Q: okay, moving on. Have you seen Firefly?
A:

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Q: See, if that was the answer to the last question, it would make sense, but no. I'll take that as a no for this one, okay?
A:

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Q: So, yeah, based on questions asked so far, I agree that you're shit at classics. Care to disagree?
A: (large)

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Q: Is that a threat?
A: (large again)

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Q: Are you a terrorist, Google?
A:

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Q: Did Google just admit to being an evil bastard?
A:

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I think so too.

by **Malbert** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:10 am UTC

What will solve all my problems?

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Ok...So who are Emily, Jack, and Hannah?

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What about jack?

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Speaking of elections... Who is most fit to lead the USA?

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So... Videogame sideboob should lead our country?

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Cats can't play wii, now answer my question!

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You have bad taste in tv shows google.

by **Rodan** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:14 pm UTC

Q: Poor Chris. Why does everyone hate him?
A:

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I see.

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