Arbitrary status declaration!

[schmiggen]

This is the "I am..." game my friends and I used to play in middle school. I found an old notebook with pages upon pages of it, and it looked like it'd be fun to play again. The idea was that one of us would write some random thing that seemed to be amusing, and the next person would write something either equally random, or structured as a response to what the previous person just wrote. It's not a very structured game, but I think it could be really fun anyway. Some lines will be really clever or funny, some will be just odd, some maybe even irritating, but don't worry about that -- it's important to say whatever comes to your mind with minimal (if you have to) editing. Here's a partial transcript of one of the pages in my notebook, to get the idea:

"-I am the pie catapult of ages, that mercilessly barrages clowns with tasty goodness.
-I am the wind, blowing gas onto hopeless strugglers
-I am the infinitely small drop of soda left in the can
-I am, therefore I think I am
-I am celery, hear me roar
-I am the wild tax machine
-I am the corner of an elliptical room
-I am the fifth hole of despair
-I am.
-I am not.
-Sam, I am.
-I am the sound of a snail discovering Sodium Chloride
-I am Jack's diseased Colon
-I ma gniklat/gnitirw sdrawkcab
-I am a legion of splattered cow soldiers"

I'll start with this:

I am the punishment of the thousand-decibal bleat

[sleepygamer]

I am the stink of a thousand feet!

[Girdot]

I am a god among the little ones.

[english_petal]

I am the wilted rose petal, clinging onto it's last touch of the flower.

[Rodan]

I am a time-wasting forum game.

[crazyjimbo]

I am Spartacus.

[Rodan]

I AM SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!

[tiny]

I am the naked leading the blind.

[Zohar]

I am the barefoot, slaughtering the mute.

[Rysto]

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

[Kabann]

I am the Beta and the Psi.

[Zohar]

I am the Killgore and also bored.

[mroctogon]

I am the twenty nine fingers coming out of the fingers on your left hand.

[Zohar]

I am a ghost in a shell, computing at light speed.

[sleepygamer]

I am the eternal essay, always to be completed.

[Kabann]

I am the nameless thing that reaches out of your nightmare to touch you on the back.

[Felstaff]

I am the Alf and the zOMeGa

I is the ninth letter of the alphabet.

[Dobblesworth]

<WillSmith> I Am Legend </WillSmith>

<Level70EliteTaurenChieftain> I Am Murloc; I Am Death! </Level70EliteTaurenChieftain>

[tiny]

I am sober.

EDIT: No, raelllly.

[madjo]

I am the measure of idiocy.


D'oh! That was stupid posting that here...

[crazyjimbo]

I am two peas in a pod

[english_petal]

I am a coconut, standing in a row - on my own.

[Chrismclegless]

I am one with myself.

[schmiggen]

I am innumerable!

[tiny]

I am Sinistar.

[Kabann]

I am the smoking gun found at the scene of the murder of society's conscience.

[madjo]

I R baboon!

[SlyReaper]

I am a sequence of specially sequestered salmon skips, skidding along the smelly stream of solace.

[clockworkmonk]

I am a fist-full of quarters, seeking to rescue Daphne.

[tiny]

I am over 9.000 and speak meme fluently.

[SlyReaper]

I am a royal ratchet of ravenous rodents roasted rightly raw from robot to rat.

[tiny]

I am but a bum bith blue bruises.

[sleepygamer]

I am ham.

[akarsvp222]

I am the guy of your dreams

[tiny]

I am the slime oozin out from your tv set.

~ Frank Zappa

[SlyReaper]

I am a funny flippant frog with forty furry fiends fighting my foes.

[saxything43]

I am not a porcupine.

[SlyReaper]

I am Spartacus' brother.

[tiny]

I am Sparta.

[Izawwlgood]

I am he who writes with laser!