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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:09 pm UTC

A ball of yarn, whatever space vessel you happened to be crossing the galaxy with, and all objects and supplies contained therein.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby .Taylor. » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:56 am UTC

get bored and go home.


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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Blokey » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:05 am UTC

they changed the arrangement of the song so there was more 'space' in the frequency domain associated with the vocals.


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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby lingomaniac88 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:45 am UTC

Two animals who seek to get revenge on you.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby quintopia » Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:13 am UTC

A plastic bag isn't a joke.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Gojoe » Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:05 pm UTC

no.

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michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Blokey » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:18 pm UTC

Rarely, as, being that we are a pretty-much homogenised western culture, growing up being spoon-fed on John Wayne hero fantasies and improbably idealised romance in movies, we have a highly unrealistic notion of love/romance that is rarely achieved in the complex emotional balancing acts that are our social lives.


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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby JET73L » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:08 pm UTC

One is hardcore awesomeness, and the other is made of green felt and two halves of a ping-pong ball and wears a frock and collar and is still made of awesomeness.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby The Hyphenator » Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:42 am UTC

Dead.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby .Taylor. » Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:08 am UTC

The Statue of Liberty.


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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Megatriorchis » Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:39 am UTC

Yeah, their singing sucks.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Gojoe » Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:37 am UTC

A red cat.

What white and black and red all over.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Megatriorchis » Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:58 am UTC

Haha. I knew someone would say "A red cat."

A bludgeoned zebra.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Gojoe » Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:09 am UTC

Light bulbs can not screw in other light bulbs.

When is enough enough?
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby The Hyphenator » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:04 pm UTC

When it is enough.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Gojoe » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:16 pm UTC

bbbbzzzzz (that's the sound a light makes when it is turned on)

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michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Megatriorchis » Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:49 pm UTC

All the time.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby .Taylor. » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:45 am UTC

Whatever the frick you want, I'm sure.



I would say I'm flattered, but..

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby The Hyphenator » Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:25 pm UTC

...I'm flattered.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby .Taylor. » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:15 pm UTC

Because you said so?


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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby JET73L » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:37 am UTC

Yes, but in all probability, I will only remember you foir a few tenths of a second, and that only because you asked.

So, a platypus walks into a bar...
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Postby .Taylor. » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:30 am UTC

and caused an uproar causing the area to be evacuated and animal control to come and collect it. Poor thing.


Do you know the way to San Jose?

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby JET73L » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:49 pm UTC

No. I know the locations of several towns and cities called San Jose, and a San Jose Mission, but I don;t know the way to any of them more specifically than southwest (or, in one case, due west)

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Sasha » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:54 pm UTC

Batman is above such things as seeing, he uses sonar. He's a bat, yes?

Why do women have boobs? (Sorry, watching Family Guy and couldn't think of anything better.)
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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Megatriorchis » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:00 am UTC

They are mammary glands.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Sasha » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:05 am UTC

Oh. Are you sure you're not an encyclopaedia salesman?

A Finnish guy and an Asian guy walk into a bar..
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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby .Taylor. » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:05 pm UTC

... yeah. It happens quite a bit.


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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Megatriorchis » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:09 pm UTC

He said no and gave you a shovel-full of coal.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:17 pm UTC

A black banister
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Sasha » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:29 pm UTC

Gojoe wins the "Ruin a forum" game.

So this guy walks into a convenience store...
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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby The Hyphenator » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:01 pm UTC

...and notices that there is no clerk at the counter. He then proceeds to conduct an impromptu robbery. However, a policeman walks into the store and notices him. The man panics and shoots him, but the policeman is actually a robot! He blocks the bullet with a force field and immediately kills the man with a laser beam. The beam goes through the man and hits a switch connected to a doomsday weapon which envelopes the world in a black hole. The end.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby JET73L » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:49 am UTC

Because the Ask The Person Below You A Question thread was busy.

THis is tha great joke, you have to finish it. Knock Knock!
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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby quintopia » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:12 am UTC

Nobody! Cuz this joke is finished!

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby Gojoe » Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:22 am UTC

a llama eating your apple....

What is worse than a crow eating your jewelery
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby quintopia » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:25 am UTC

A crow eating your mother, who is flattened on some backcountry road, as if she were just another deer who dashed too late.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby .Taylor. » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:26 am UTC

the pilgrims took over his castle.


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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby JET73L » Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:59 pm UTC

Really? THat's dd. I usually want to sing when I've got a song stuck in my head (although I usually just hum it, since i can;t often remember much of the song), or there's a song I like and know the lyrics to on the radio.

What's the differenc ebetween a peanut butter & jelly sandwich and a peanut butter & ham & cheese sandwich?
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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby felltir » Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:01 pm UTC

Only one is ok for vegetarians.

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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby JET73L » Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:08 pm UTC

Attach it to a giant slingshot. Hurl yourself from slingshot. Endure humiliation of others laughing at your gullibility.

What do you get when you cross an ostrich and a kickboxer?
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Re: Ruin a Joke

Postby The Hyphenator » Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:38 pm UTC

Kicked, punched, and trampled.

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