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Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby malec2b » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:16 am UTC

Alright, it this game, come up with things that would fail, but in a spectacular way. These could fall into the categories of "So bad it's good", or just a very awesome failure.

an example would be from the webcomic Buttersafe: http://buttersafe.com/2007/09/13/potentially-good/

I guess I'll begin with: "Bonnobos the Game: Breed to Succede"
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Maseiken » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:19 am UTC

"Everybody Poops: The Movie!"
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby chronoti » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:25 am UTC

kimchi hotdogs

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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby malec2b » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:34 am UTC

Maseiken wrote:"Everybody Poops: The Movie!"

Everybody Poops: The Musical!
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Maseiken » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:49 am UTC

malec2b wrote:
Maseiken wrote:"Everybody Poops: The Movie!"

Everybody Poops: The Musical!

"Everybody poops: The Game!"
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Nexus_1101 » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:12 pm UTC

Maseiken wrote:
malec2b wrote:
Maseiken wrote:"Everybody Poops: The Movie!"

Everybody Poops: The Musical!

"Everybody poops: The Game!"

"Everybody poops: The Alarm Clock (movie/game mechandise)"
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Ended » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:12 pm UTC

Maseiken wrote:
malec2b wrote:
Maseiken wrote:"Everybody Poops: The Movie!"

Everybody Poops: The Musical!

"Everybody poops: The Game!"

You've seen the movie. You've sung along to the musical. You've played the game.

Now eat the cereal.

Introducing: Everybody Poops Loops.
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Maseiken » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:20 pm UTC

So that's for the start of your day, but what about Dessert? Now introducing:
Everyody Poops Mousse and
Everybody Poops Brownies!

((Ok, I don't think we can push this one any further))
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Badion » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:08 pm UTC

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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Skateside » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:50 pm UTC

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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Mo0man » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:18 am UTC

Ended wrote:
Maseiken wrote:
malec2b wrote:
Maseiken wrote:"Everybody Poops: The Movie!"

Everybody Poops: The Musical!

"Everybody poops: The Game!"

You've seen the movie. You've sung along to the musical. You've played the game.

Now eat the cereal.

Introducing: Everybody Poops Loops.

Everybody Poops: The Movie: The Game: The Musical: Official Novelization
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Bobber » Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:57 am UTC

Now introducing the Everyone Poops Normally: Except You!TM colostomy bag!
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby apeman5291 » Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:49 pm UTC

Mo0man wrote:
Ended wrote:
Maseiken wrote:
malec2b wrote:
Maseiken wrote:"Everybody Poops: The Movie!"

Everybody Poops: The Musical!

"Everybody poops: The Game!"

You've seen the movie. You've sung along to the musical. You've played the game.

Now eat the cereal.

Introducing: Everybody Poops Loops.

Everybody Poops: The Movie: The Game: The Musical: Official Novelization

Everybody Poops: The flamethrower!
Everybody Poops: The doll!
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby tiny » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:39 pm UTC

Giving your mother-in-law an Everybody Poops shirt for christmas.
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby AngrySquirrel » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:35 pm UTC

The "Everybody Poops"- restaurant chain.
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby tiny » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:05 pm UTC

AngrySquirrel wrote:The "Everybody Poops"- restaurant chain.
... formerly known as Taco Bell?
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby muteKi » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:15 pm UTC

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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby drconcon » Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:05 pm UTC

Everybody Poops: The live theatrical play.
Belial wrote:Never assume you're safe.

That's when the raptors get yah!

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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby MentallyBlind » Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:03 pm UTC

to off set an imature poop joke... =D

http://runevillage.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=420388&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=90

just the first one =D
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Maseiken » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:46 am UTC

Maseiken wrote:"Everybody Poops: The Movie!"

It seems that this post was a pretty bad idea, spawning so many others as it did...
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby JET73L » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:21 am UTC

Magnetic floppy disc holders: attaches directly to your CPU so you never lose that backup memory disc you made!

also, Jackass: The Interactive Game Show
Everybody Poops: The Interactive G- oh, no, that's just too gross.
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby malec2b » Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:23 am UTC

Maseiken wrote:
Maseiken wrote:"Everybody Poops: The Movie!"

It seems that this post was a pretty bad idea, spawning so many others as it did...


And it failed in quite a spectacular/awesome way! So...It...Succeeds? Does that mean it fails? It succeeded at failing!
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Re: Best bad-idea ever! (The epic failure game)

Postby Maseiken » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:04 am UTC

malec2b wrote:
Maseiken wrote:
Maseiken wrote:"Everybody Poops: The Movie!"

It seems that this post was a pretty bad idea, spawning so many others as it did...


And it failed in quite a spectacular/awesome way! So...It...Succeeds? Does that mean it fails? It succeeded at failing!

Success!
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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