Ban the person above you

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby ekzrated » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:02 pm UTC

I ban you for not wishing to play Starcraft against me.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Ensehderwie » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:15 pm UTC

I ban you for playing a superbly-overrated game released 10 years ago.

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby ekzrated » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:19 pm UTC

I ban you for confusing Starcraft with Blasto.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Ramses IV » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:50 pm UTC

I ban you for making assumptions. Bring it on, Starcraft Boy!
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby ekzrated » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:30 pm UTC

I ban you for getting my Screen Name wrong. Its ekzrated.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby AlphaSquirrel » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:45 pm UTC

michaelandjimi wrote:I ban you for being named Tyler. Feel free to take this aluminium hat that I proffer.

I ban the person above me in question of how this person knew my name. Wtf? I know I'm sexy and am use to stalkers and such but I'm not use to stalkers I've never met.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby helios » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:30 am UTC

I ban you for actually talking about stalkers.
You think an Inter-continental Ballistic Missile would do more that just 3 damage.

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Cornelius » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:06 am UTC

I ban you for killing Pikachu.

THE POOR BASTARD ONLY WANTED TO SHOCK YOU. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BUST A CAP IN HIS ASS.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby AlphaSquirrel » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:19 am UTC

I ban you for being killed a lot.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby helios » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:28 am UTC

I ban "Cornelius" for not noticing that it's just a picture and has no internal meaning to what I actually want to do.
You think an Inter-continental Ballistic Missile would do more that just 3 damage.

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Ensehderwie » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:58 am UTC

I ban you for trying to defend yourself instead of coming up with some more fun and original way to ban someone.

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby ekzrated » Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:05 am UTC

I ban you for having an avatar with an annoying hairstyle.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby helios » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:29 pm UTC

I ban you because your avatar is definitely not any better.
You think an Inter-continental Ballistic Missile would do more that just 3 damage.

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby ekzrated » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:33 pm UTC

I ban you for having a screen name that reminds me of the movie Crank. Namely, the way the main villan pronounces Jason Statham's character's name.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby helios » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:38 pm UTC

I ban you for having seen it. Not that it's a bad movie. No, not at all.
You think an Inter-continental Ballistic Missile would do more that just 3 damage.

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby ekzrated » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:44 pm UTC

I ban you for having a pokemon for an avatar. Pokemon was so 2000! Get with the times! It's all about... wait. What are kids into nowdays? Oh yea. Iron man!
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:35 pm UTC

I ban you for having the word 'fuck' in your webpage's url
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby ekzrated » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:38 pm UTC

I ban you for going to the website, not registering for an account, and apparently being too much of a pansy to post there.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:53 pm UTC

ekzrated wrote:I ban you for going to the website, not registering for an account, and apparently being too much of a pansy to post there.

Ooooooh, I blame you for stalking me to the degree of knowing whether or not I was there.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby AlphaSquirrel » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:54 pm UTC

I ban u for ur immature convos on that site.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:55 pm UTC

I ban you for banning the wrong person.

Unless you're banning me for the convos just because.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby ekzrated » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:17 pm UTC

I ban you for placing blame on me, and banning no one.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:35 pm UTC

I ban you for incorrectly assuming I didn't ban somebody earlier. Cause I did.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby ekzrated » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:47 pm UTC

I ban you for forcing me to prove I was right.

Blubb3r3ng3l wrote:Ooooooh, I blame you for stalking me to the degree of knowing whether or not I was there.
I'M MY OWN CASE-STUDY!!!!!!

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:59 pm UTC

ekzrated wrote:I ban you for forcing me to prove I was right.

Blubb3r3ng3l wrote:Ooooooh, I blame you for stalking me to the degree of knowing whether or not I was there.


son of a...

I ban you for... um... hacking my account and editing my own post to say blame instead of ban...
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Cornelius » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:11 am UTC

I ban you for being proven wrong.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Ansain » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:16 am UTC

I ban you for making me lose twenty dollars and my self respect.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Cornelius » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:35 am UTC

I ban you for looking at my signature.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby The Hyphenator » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:51 am UTC

I ban you for having that signature when the Munroe clearly inoculated everyone from the game.
The image link changes whenever I find a new cool website.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Ramses IV » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:00 am UTC

I ban you for shameless self promotion
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:57 am UTC

I ban you for being on this forum waaaaaaay too much.

*edit* I guess it just seems that way.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby michaelandjimi » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:23 am UTC

AlphaSquirrel wrote:
michaelandjimi wrote:I ban you for being named Tyler. Feel free to take this aluminium hat that I proffer.

I ban the person above me in question of how this person knew my name. Wtf? I know I'm sexy and am use to stalkers and such but I'm not use to stalkers I've never met.

I ban the person above me for not explaining to alphasquirrel that his name is in his msn account, which you can find out directly below his name. In retrospect I'm not sure why I clicked on it.

I also ban you for not being pro enough to get your words right the first time.

I hope the alphasquirrel never sees this, I always like to heighten others' paranoia.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby The Hyphenator » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:52 pm UTC

I ban you for making me read your mildly complicated post this early in the morning.
The image link changes whenever I find a new cool website.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby ekzrated » Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:25 pm UTC

I ban you for not having a quick-start brain in the mornings.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby AlphaSquirrel » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:51 am UTC

michaelandjimi wrote:
AlphaSquirrel wrote:
michaelandjimi wrote:I ban you for being named Tyler. Feel free to take this aluminium hat that I proffer.

I ban the person above me in question of how this person knew my name. Wtf? I know I'm sexy and am use to stalkers and such but I'm not use to stalkers I've never met.

I ban the person above me for not explaining to alphasquirrel that his name is in his msn account, which you can find out directly below his name. In retrospect I'm not sure why I clicked on it.

I also ban you for not being pro enough to get your words right the first time.

I hope the alphasquirrel never sees this, I always like to heighten others' paranoia.


I ban the person above me for not emailing me what Micheal&Jimi meant by not getting my words right the first time.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby phlip » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:34 am UTC

I ban you for having dodgy fake Greek in your sig. The hell is "Alpya"?
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby helios » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:41 am UTC

I ban you for Not reliezing that it's "alpha". It also happens to be other nickname.
You think an Inter-continental Ballistic Missile would do more that just 3 damage.

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby phlip » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:47 am UTC

I know full well it's probably intended to be "Alpha". I ban you for not realising that it fails at being "Alpha". Also for completely failing at spelling "realising".

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void ┻━┻︵​╰(ಠ_ಠ ⚠) {exit((int)⚠);}
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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby helios » Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:41 am UTC

I ban you for picking up my spelling errors.
You think an Inter-continental Ballistic Missile would do more that just 3 damage.

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Re: Ban the person above you

Postby tiny » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:35 am UTC

I ban you for not having an animated avatar that shows how Pikatchu's brain gets blown to the wall.
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