Ban the person above you

For all your silly time-killing forum games.

Moderators: jestingrabbit, Moderators General, Prelates

User avatar
Cornelius
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:54 am UTC
Location: New York
Contact:

Ban the person above you

Postby Cornelius » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:18 am UTC

"Ban" the person above you for some reason.

I ban you for being a french person
I ban you for being a racist bastard


like so.
none of the things you ban people for have to be true.
its also perfectly okay to just say the reason.

For being a french person
For being a racist bastard



I ban myself for stealing this from another forum.
Last edited by Cornelius on Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:00 am UTC, edited 2 times in total.
ImageImageImage

User avatar
bbctol
Super Deluxe Forum Title of DESTINYâ„¢
Posts: 3137
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:27 pm UTC
Location: The Twilight Zone
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby bbctol » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:21 am UTC

I ban you for not posting in the Intro thread.

User avatar
Cornelius
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:54 am UTC
Location: New York
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Cornelius » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:24 am UTC

I ban you for not reading it carefully, as I did post in it.
ImageImageImage

User avatar
esoteric
Posts: 32
Joined: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:21 am UTC

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby esoteric » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:27 am UTC

I ban you for not making any sense because had you your post count would be 1.

User avatar
Cornelius
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:54 am UTC
Location: New York
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Cornelius » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:38 am UTC

...I ban you for your logic; however, I have proof.

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l310/ ... /proof.png
ImageImageImage

JamesObscura
Posts: 69
Joined: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:58 am UTC
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby JamesObscura » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:55 am UTC

I ban you for having a magic post count.
Contraceptives?

I recommend an inverse tachyon beam.

User avatar
Col. Mustard
Posts: 79
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Location: In the study with the knife.
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Col. Mustard » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:55 am UTC

I ban you for not having an avatar. It's 2008, the interweb can display images now.

User avatar
SoapyHobo
Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
Posts: 990
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:07 am UTC
Location: Liverpool, England
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby SoapyHobo » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:08 am UTC

And I'll ban you for having spammy advertising in your sig :wink:
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

User avatar
michaelandjimi
Isn't Even Playing
Posts: 2353
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:21 am UTC
Location: Citizen of the World
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby michaelandjimi » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:31 am UTC

And I'll ban you for quoting someone in your signature that expressly told you not to.
Whelan wrote:Relax, have a good time, and hope for the bees ;)

Thenzon
Posts: 189
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:15 am UTC
Location: Everywhere!

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Thenzon » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:24 am UTC

Ill ban you for not having a signature you came up with yourself

User avatar
mrbaggins
Posts: 1611
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:23 am UTC
Location: Wagga, Australia

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby mrbaggins » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:50 am UTC

I'm banning you all for mini-modding.

And I ban the moderator for coming in here and banning us all.
Why is it that 4chan is either infinitely awesome, infinitely bad, or "lolwut", but never any intermediary level?

User avatar
Blubb3r3ng3l
Posts: 352
Joined: Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:41 am UTC

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:59 pm UTC

I ban you for hacking the system and banning moderators, in addition to not having an avatar.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Let us a little permit Nature to take her own way; she understands Her own affairs better than we ~ Montaigne
embarrass the hell out of me
The only emotion ducks can feel is hate. -__Kit

User avatar
LE4dGOLEM
is unique......wait, no!!!!
Posts: 5972
Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:10 pm UTC
Location: :uoıʇɐɔol

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:35 pm UTC

So guise wuts this thred aboot?
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

User avatar
Blubb3r3ng3l
Posts: 352
Joined: Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:41 am UTC

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:51 pm UTC

I ban you for BEING A BIG FAT STUPID HEAD!

*pout*

Aaaaaand retrospectively I realize this would have been much funnier if I never ventured into this thread again.

Woops.

PS You locked me out from editing that post?! Awwwwww...
Let us a little permit Nature to take her own way; she understands Her own affairs better than we ~ Montaigne
embarrass the hell out of me
The only emotion ducks can feel is hate. -__Kit

User avatar
Rodan
Any title.
Posts: 1846
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 11:52 pm UTC
Location: Eastern Standard Time

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Rodan » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:34 pm UTC

I shall ban you for insulting a mod.

~LOL, PINK PEN.

User avatar
SoapyHobo
Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
Posts: 990
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:07 am UTC
Location: Liverpool, England
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby SoapyHobo » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:27 pm UTC

And I'll ban you for using the mod pen (even if the mod pen is sometimes a slightly different shade of red)
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

User avatar
Blubb3r3ng3l
Posts: 352
Joined: Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:41 am UTC

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:31 pm UTC

I'm from Minnesota... so I'll ban you for being a hobo and send you on a bus to Colorado.

Suck on THAT one, you hobo.

PS I'll find the sauce on that soon.
Let us a little permit Nature to take her own way; she understands Her own affairs better than we ~ Montaigne
embarrass the hell out of me
The only emotion ducks can feel is hate. -__Kit

User avatar
Cornelius
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:54 am UTC
Location: New York
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Cornelius » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:43 pm UTC

I ban you for having a hammock.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
ImageImageImage

User avatar
LE4dGOLEM
is unique......wait, no!!!!
Posts: 5972
Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:10 pm UTC
Location: :uoıʇɐɔol

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:27 pm UTC

I think I'm getting the hang of this game. Also, hammock in avatar != hammock IRL.
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

User avatar
Cornelius
Posts: 155
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:54 am UTC
Location: New York
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Cornelius » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:30 pm UTC

I ban you for doing it wrong.
ImageImageImage

User avatar
Chrismclegless
Posts: 240
Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:25 pm UTC
Location: Sigma 957
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Chrismclegless » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:43 pm UTC

I ban you for questioning someone infinitely more powerful than you.
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

How tasty is YOUR brain?

GENERATION 21: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

User avatar
Rodan
Any title.
Posts: 1846
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 11:52 pm UTC
Location: Eastern Standard Time

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Rodan » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:53 pm UTC

Yay! Pink pen!

I ban you for being offline right now.


(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

User avatar
LE4dGOLEM
is unique......wait, no!!!!
Posts: 5972
Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:10 pm UTC
Location: :uoıʇɐɔol

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:58 pm UTC

Looks online to me, bad reason.
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

User avatar
Chrismclegless
Posts: 240
Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:25 pm UTC
Location: Sigma 957
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Chrismclegless » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:07 pm UTC

I ban you for leaping to my defense before letting me do it myself. (As in, defend myself, not edit his post. Because, err, I can't do that.)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

How tasty is YOUR brain?

GENERATION 21: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

User avatar
LE4dGOLEM
is unique......wait, no!!!!
Posts: 5972
Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:10 pm UTC
Location: :uoıʇɐɔol

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:15 pm UTC

Lack of coherence towards the end. Sloppy, man, sloppy.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

User avatar
LE4dGOLEM
is unique......wait, no!!!!
Posts: 5972
Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:10 pm UTC
Location: :uoıʇɐɔol

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:16 pm UTC

Banned for double posting (thought I'd get this joke out of the way)
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

User avatar
Col. Mustard
Posts: 79
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Location: In the study with the knife.
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Col. Mustard » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:19 am UTC

I ban you for banning yourself?
(I didn't quite think this one through)

User avatar
Blubb3r3ng3l
Posts: 352
Joined: Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:41 am UTC

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:05 am UTC

Banned for killing Mr. Green in the lobby with a candlestick.

And in this situation, having a hammock in my avatar=having a hammock IRL.

I recently put it up IN a tree.

not between 2 different trunks... like 25 feet in the air, in the front of my school.

I will never do it again. Getting IN isn't scary only because it is so relatively insignificant in comparison to getting out.
Let us a little permit Nature to take her own way; she understands Her own affairs better than we ~ Montaigne
embarrass the hell out of me
The only emotion ducks can feel is hate. -__Kit

User avatar
kellsbells
Queen of Cupcakes
Posts: 1166
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:26 pm UTC
Location: The Land Beyond Beyond (Seattle)
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby kellsbells » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:12 am UTC

I ban you for rambling on unnecessarily.
A good pun is its own reword.
L wrote:A day without kells is a day not worth living.

User avatar
TheAmazingRando
Posts: 2308
Joined: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:58 am UTC
Location: San Diego, CA

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby TheAmazingRando » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:31 am UTC

I ban you for intolerance of diverse post lengths.

User avatar
Zohar
COMMANDER PORN
Posts: 8171
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:45 pm UTC
Location: Denver

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Zohar » Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:34 am UTC

I ban you for posting a message shorter than your signature.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

User avatar
Felstaff
Occam's Taser
Posts: 5161
Joined: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:10 pm UTC
Location: ¢ ₪ ¿ ¶ § ∴ ® © ™ ؟ ¡ ‽ æ Þ ° ₰ ₤ ಡಢ

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Felstaff » Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:38 am UTC

I ban you with for the sake of irony.
Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.

User avatar
abrenecki
Posts: 62
Joined: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:39 am UTC
Location: Mid North SA, Australia

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby abrenecki » Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:16 am UTC

I ban you for having ear hair.

User avatar
bridge
Posts: 195
Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:24 pm UTC
Location: Zurich < x < Rome

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby bridge » Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:29 am UTC

I ban you fr being still online to see who bans you next
Excuse my Super Mario accent

User avatar
Chrismclegless
Posts: 240
Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:25 pm UTC
Location: Sigma 957
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Chrismclegless » Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:43 am UTC

I ban you for having a pirate avatar, not a ninja.
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

How tasty is YOUR brain?

GENERATION 21: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

User avatar
bridge
Posts: 195
Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:24 pm UTC
Location: Zurich < x < Rome

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby bridge » Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:08 am UTC

i ban you for not seeing the ninja well hidden in my avatar
Excuse my Super Mario accent

User avatar
Chrismclegless
Posts: 240
Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:25 pm UTC
Location: Sigma 957
Contact:

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Chrismclegless » Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:29 am UTC

I ban you for making the obvious response to my post.
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

How tasty is YOUR brain?

GENERATION 21: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

User avatar
abrenecki
Posts: 62
Joined: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:39 am UTC
Location: Mid North SA, Australia

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby abrenecki » Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:45 am UTC

I ban you for great justice.

User avatar
Zedge
Posts: 0
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:57 pm UTC

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Zedge » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:24 pm UTC

I ban you for a great injustice.

User avatar
Zohar
COMMANDER PORN
Posts: 8171
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:45 pm UTC
Location: Denver

Re: Ban the person above you

Postby Zohar » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:19 pm UTC

I ban you for the use of italics.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name


Return to “Forum Games”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 24 guests