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LE4dGOLEM
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:29 pm UTC

No, see, human form bender wouldn't be affected.
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doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

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SoapyHobo
Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
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Postby SoapyHobo » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:33 pm UTC

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Anti-bender? ->annihilates normal bender...
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LE4dGOLEM
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:35 pm UTC

No, that's just a colour-reversed image of real bender. You can't post the same thing twice (except in the case of suiciders, and even then combos are to be no longer than two images of the same subject)
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doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

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Postby Fail » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:38 pm UTC

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Huge laser > Bender?

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Rodan
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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:51 pm UTC

still no...

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Postby Fail » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:57 pm UTC

Awwww why?

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Postby jinzougen » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:35 pm UTC

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Magnets make bender reduce to nothing but a show tune singing fool.
Once bread becomes toast, it can never be bread again.

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:46 pm UTC

And this deteriorates from his awesome how? They only mess with his inhibition drive. He'd sing those if he were low on alcohol... or too much, I forget how it is with robots. Anyway, it'd be if he wasn't drinking exactly the right amount.
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doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

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Thunderbird4!
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Postby Thunderbird4! » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:52 pm UTC

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d33p wrote:xkcd: We keep people from jumping off of shit

mudge wrote:Taking cat-proximity laws out of lolcats is like taking friction out of sex.

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Postby crazyjimbo » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:54 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:And this deteriorates from his awesome how? They only mess with his inhibition drive. He'd sing those if he were low on alcohol... or too much, I forget how it is with robots. Anyway, it'd be if he wasn't drinking exactly the right amount.


You're putting a real downer on this thread. :(

Bender IS awesome, but so is this game. Please let it continue. *puppy dog eyes*. :)

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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:50 pm UTC

Flexo does not beat Bender... Bender is not a flat, metal pattie.

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I do submit the automatic can-opener, as one of it's kind mutilated Bender.

Wait a minute, are we on the EMP blast?

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Postby Blatm » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:09 am UTC

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I'm pretty sure at any rate. I haven't seen the episode in a while.

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Postby Rodan » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:13 am UTC

The penguins beat the can-opener, or Bender?

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Postby Thunderbird4! » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:40 am UTC

Both, penguins with guns beat everything, including penguins with guns.
d33p wrote:xkcd: We keep people from jumping off of shit

mudge wrote:Taking cat-proximity laws out of lolcats is like taking friction out of sex.

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Postby Fail » Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:22 am UTC

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Global Warming > Penguins.

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Postby __Kit » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:19 am UTC

Global Dimming> Global Warming! :P

(I actually did a good one)

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Postby johnnyzhong » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:18 am UTC

I would reply, but I don't know what you just posted.. >.>

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Postby Devilsaur » Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:35 am UTC

I think he posted contrails (exhaust from planes).

If he did...
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Postby xooll » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:27 am UTC

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So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Postby ZeroSum » Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:02 pm UTC

In response to penguins with guns:
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Though window pwns Dorothy in the back of the head (IIRC - it might've been a shutter.)
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Postby xooll » Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:48 am UTC

I once broke a window with one of these:

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So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Postby ZeroSum » Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:55 pm UTC

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Better fruit.

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Postby xooll » Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:05 pm UTC

Game over. Nothing beats the avocado.
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:15 pm UTC

xooll wrote:SOMEBODY POST FAST. ANYTHING could beat the avocado.
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doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

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Postby Forthur » Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:20 pm UTC

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Guacamole = avocado stabbed to death.
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Postby gmalivuk » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:29 pm UTC

Can't eat your precious guac if I smash your chips with this brick.

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Postby Forthur » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:44 pm UTC

Aaarrrggh! Not my chips! ... Oh, the guacamole chips. Okay. Sorry, carry on.
Life's biggest adventures are the dreams you try to make real.

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Postby refreshingapathy » Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:07 pm UTC

Jackhammer smashes brick.

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Postby |333173|3|_||3 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:08 pm UTC

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Beats any number of bricks
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Postby ZeroSum » Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:25 pm UTC

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Saves people from cranes run amok.

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Postby __Kit » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:59 am UTC

I wish someone had beaten Guacamole with a big fat MOLE! (human or animal I don't mind)

MOLEman > Spiderman

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Postby saxmaniac1987 » Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:25 pm UTC

Better type of mole (to revive the thread with SCIENCE!)

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Postby SoapyHobo » Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:48 pm UTC

It's not 22.4L anymore:
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yes, i do realise the image quality is worse than awful.
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Postby Dibley » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:07 pm UTC

Vacuum > Pressure

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Postby Klye » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:44 pm UTC

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Henry > vacuum
Phi wrote: Be careful when touching it though. It really expands.

Why would she say that?!?

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Postby Dr.Robert » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:48 pm UTC

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Better humanoid vacuum.

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Postby swamp_child179 » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:03 pm UTC

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less chance of it revolting

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Postby Dibley » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:57 am UTC

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If it does happen to revolt, Will Smith will kick it's ass.

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Postby bbctol » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:51 am UTC

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Much better.

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Postby Quantum Potatoid » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:29 am UTC

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Doesn't pwn as much as it is frightening.
WHY!!!
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