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Postby ivnja » Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:13 am UTC

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Postby German Sausage » Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:17 am UTC

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Postby aldimond » Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:18 am UTC

Haha, my babysitter when I was young had an NES and for some reason one of her friends or maybe her husband or something smashed it with a hammer.
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Postby ivnja » Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:18 am UTC

woah.....

*stares in awe*
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Postby fjafjan » Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:59 am UTC

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aldimond wrote:Note that this post is true in many objective ways, and I make no comment on subjective judgments about the two systems because I honestly don't give a fuck about either one.


No the PS3 really doesn't win that one, try again.


No your literacy really doesn't win that one, try again.


I saw what you said, and I'm saying that Wii > PS3 so you better try again, maybe something like a shovvel, or a rock, or high electrical current. The PS3 Does not beat the Wii.
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Postby aldimond » Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:20 am UTC

Your subjective judgement is that the Wii is better. My post was based entirely on objective criteria... the PS3 is bigger and heavier, has much more powerful hardware, draws more current, and costs more money. Greater than, greater than, greater than, greater than, greater than.
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Postby fjafjan » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:41 pm UTC

aldimond wrote:Your subjective judgement is that the Wii is better. My post was based entirely on objective criteria... the PS3 is bigger and heavier, has much more powerful hardware, draws more current, and costs more money. Greater than, greater than, greater than, greater than, greater than.


Sean connery is smaller than, lets say "Fat Albert", or whatever, takes less energy, etc etc, he Still pwns him.
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Postby william » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:30 pm UTC

No more console debates please. I'm starting over.
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Postby saxmaniac1987 » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:54 pm UTC

the hitcher>hitchiker's guide. he doesn't need no stinkin guide.

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Postby Mathmagic » Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:07 pm UTC

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Horatio Kane arrests the dead driver

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Postby ivnja » Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:09 pm UTC

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hold on a sec, i'll find the video to explain this one


ok. this cop accidentally discharges his taser on himself. I'm not a person with anything against the police - my dad was an auxillary officer before we moved - but still....it would be fair to say that this guy "pwned" himself


edit: I had the last post, so for the sake of the game ignore mine and respond to the others. but still watch the video
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Sarcasm detector beats above "Hitcher>Hitchikers" "statement"
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Sarcasm detector beats above "Hitcher>Hitchikers" "statement"

Out of order!
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Postby william » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:03 pm UTC

Scattered IWC images > scattered cards
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Postby Mathmagic » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:49 pm UTC

Death beats Ray Charles

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Bill and Ted beat Death.
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Postby Rat » Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:18 pm UTC

Aoeniac wrote:Bill and Ted beat Death.


Oh me yarm SPOILERS

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Postby Mathmagic » Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:31 pm UTC

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Postby Peshmerga » Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:21 pm UTC

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Witch King > Hobbit
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Postby apricity » Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:07 pm UTC

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No man > Witch King

I predicted that way before it happened, by the way. Just like in Pokemon 2000 when I knew it meant Ash had to save the wor-

I mean, I don't watch Pokemon movies.
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Postby German Sausage » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:37 am UTC

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Postby Twasbrillig » Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:42 am UTC

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...*ahem*

Well, she did give up her life after he died.


3 guesses as to what the next post will be...
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:03 am UTC

You fail. I can see it.
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Postby German Sausage » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:23 am UTC

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conventional narrative beats 2001. (one argument, anyway)
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Postby Traisenau » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:24 am UTC

edit: blag, stupid tubes clogging on me...
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Postby Rat » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:30 am UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:You fail. I can see it.


me too, but that picture is hilarious.. therefore it wins

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Postby Aoeniac » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:34 am UTC

Ray Charles just wins in general. That man knew how to jazz it up.
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Postby Detritus » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:51 am UTC

lanicita wrote:Image

No man > Witch King

I predicted that way before it happened, by the way. Just like in Pokemon 2000 when I knew it meant Ash had to save the wor-

I mean, I don't watch Pokemon movies.


But didn't the Witch King own her in real life? And by real life I mean the book. Right.
Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said 'yeah.' "

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Postby Toeofdoom » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:07 am UTC

Detritus wrote:
lanicita wrote:Image

No man > Witch King

I predicted that way before it happened, by the way. Just like in Pokemon 2000 when I knew it meant Ash had to save the wor-

I mean, I don't watch Pokemon movies.


But didn't the Witch King own her in real life? And by real life I mean the book. Right.


No... in the book she killed the witch king... the main difference was that perrin only found out he was travelling with eowyn when she revealed it to the witch king. And I think theres a part where aragorn has to heal the pair of them, with kingsfoil and stuff. but they killed the witch king.
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Postby Detritus » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:41 am UTC

Toeofdoom wrote:No... in the book she killed the witch king... the main difference was that perrin only found out he was travelling with eowyn when she revealed it to the witch king. And I think theres a part where aragorn has to heal the pair of them, with kingsfoil and stuff. but they killed the witch king.


Okay. Eowyn revealed herself and killed dragon thing. The Witch King hit her and almost killed her. Merry stabbed him in the knee, then Eowyn killed the Witch King and passed out and everyone thought she was dead. It was Merry's sword that was important anyway ("No other blade, not though mightier hands had wielded it, would have dealt that foe a wound so bitter, cleaving the undead flesh, breaking the spell that knit his unseen sinews to his will.") At the very least, you have to admit that the movie gave her too much credit. Or, you know, it would have, if she were real. Which is of course what I meant. Yes?

EDIT: Also, Impossible Triangle beats Triangle.
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Postby yy2bggggs » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:53 am UTC

Yeah, but your impossible triangle doesn't do anything.

Let's try something a tad bit more useful--a perpetual motion bicycle:
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Postby warriorness » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:57 am UTC

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Instructions from Hell beats impossible triangle

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Postby yy2bggggs » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:59 am UTC

warriorness wrote:Image

Instructions from Hell beats impossible triangle

edit: damn, foiled again

Please leave it--that rocks!

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Postby warriorness » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:00 am UTC

That last image is too good to delete so I'm going to make another post

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Postby Mathmagic » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:09 am UTC

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