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Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Belial » Wed May 14, 2008 5:01 pm UTC

Rules are self explanatory.
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby SPsnow02 » Wed May 14, 2008 5:10 pm UTC

This is a fun Game!
Rawr!

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Icanhaspostinhere » Wed May 14, 2008 5:24 pm UTC

It does look pretty fun.

I doubt the validity of this thread's creator though.

It could just be me but he might be a raptor.

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby suckmeoff6969 » Wed May 14, 2008 7:05 pm UTC

They're not a raptor, they're wearing a hat and drinking a cup of (presumably) tea.

I can has ban?

I can has break prosilver?
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Nebuduck » Wed May 14, 2008 7:27 pm UTC

Belial wrote:Rules are self explanatory.


Strictly speaking, Belial must now ban himself.

1) Created != Posted in
2) Admin rights trump bannage.
3) Buh-bye

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby jakeyizle » Wed May 14, 2008 7:36 pm UTC

NEVER!
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Cornelius » Wed May 14, 2008 9:48 pm UTC

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Yes. Yes he was.
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Rodan » Thu May 15, 2008 12:02 pm UTC

I hope I'm not making a terrible mistake by posting here...

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Chicken!

Postby Felstaff » Thu May 15, 2008 12:15 pm UTC

I see your threat and I raise you an insult, followed by me prancing about flapping my arms, and making a chicken noise:

You don't have the guts. bwrk-bwwk-bwk-bawwwwk.
Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Felstaff » Thu May 15, 2008 1:11 pm UTC

I've lasted ~60 minutes so far and still amn't banned. And I even double-posted. I call shenanigans on this caper.

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Bulvox » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:02 am UTC

i cast a spell of the necromancy type on this thread.
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:59 pm UTC

im going to realease the hounds
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby drconcon » Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:16 pm UTC

Bannage for me!
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby quintopia » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:55 am UTC

this thread mainly happened while i was working.

so sad i missed it.

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Belial » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:52 pm UTC

Never assume you're safe.
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Babam » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:24 pm UTC

I have a feeling that..
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby [.root/fail] » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:04 am UTC

Har! I've been banned so much in "ban the person above you", I'M IMMUNE TO YOUR BAN-HAMMERY! MUHAHAH! *chokes on wint-o-green mint, coughs up* ha... heh.... whatever.... *goes back to "Hugs" topic*

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Paranoid__Android » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:08 pm UTC

Bumpity bumpity bump

thou shalt not ban me....

edit:Oh crap, i cant delete this.
have mercy

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Synthuir » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:56 am UTC

I clicked 'post reply'.
I suppose I'm commited.
Now to go out with a bang.

I'm not just being a lemming,
Jumping cliffs with everyone else.
Rather I'd post here to prove-
To myself, if anyone,
That I can do it.
I have nothing to loose.
I'm not scared.
Pressing submit will result in a ban,
Yet you're reading this.
I suppose I'm already gone.
I just wonder how long it will last.

Here, I'll set up a block of red text below,
Then make my way out of here,
For however long it lasts.

Maybe I should have made this rhyme,
Not that it would have made a difference.
I probably need a reason to stay away from the forum for awhile.

May your banning be swift and painless,
Me.

And my last peace offering:
Good luck to you, Belial,
Let's hope you don't get a paper cut
While pressing 'Ban'.



There's no "press", really. It's not, like, a button. It's a series of drop-down menus. Kindof anti-climactic.

Though, I suppose, if it were a big cathartic button that I could slam my mousefinger down onto to consign posters to the abyss forever, I'd be tempted to use it more often.....

....anyway, where was I?

Oh yes.

Bye bye
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Jope » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:32 pm UTC

Bump.

Crush.

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Quadropus » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:32 pm UTC

I like it when the red water comes out.

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby videogamesizzle » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:52 pm UTC

meh. a break from the fora won't kill me.

in the mean time, i shall do an obnoxious dance until the banhammer takes me home...

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at least, i HOPE that it's temporary...

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Ramses IV » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:43 am UTC

videogamesizzle wrote:meh. a break from the fora won't kill me.

in the mean time, i shall do an obnoxious dance until the banhammer takes me home...

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DANCING_BABY.gif

at least, i HOPE that it's temporary...


Oh God...I can't resist.....LARGE TEXT BARON!

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby 4=5 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:31 am UTC

HAI GUYS!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING in HERE??

If you're me?

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby kriel » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:31 pm UTC

If only asking for bans worked like asking for titles. As soon as you ask, you practically guarantee that you never get one. At least, not the one you wanted.

Everything will work in whatever way is least convenient for you.

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Tronald » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:03 pm UTC

I dont understand, why o we have to post here?

Natural selection?
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby kriel » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:47 pm UTC

You, uh... Don't. Though, apparently you didn't read the thread title.

-puts on her troll ears headband-

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby keeneal » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:36 am UTC

someone's sig told me to post in here.

I am a Good Boy Who Does What He Is Told, therefore, I post. Banhammer, here I come.

Somehow, it takes the fun out of it when they know for sure it's coming.
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:17 pm UTC

Oh my god. I saw this in FaiD. Absolutely could not keep from posting to commemorate it.

And now, like the captain in Titanic, I will go down with the ship.

The ship that is inhabited solely by me and is crashing because I deliberately steered toward a particularly hilarious iceberg.

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[b&hammer]

I've already let go.

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Sarr » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:58 am UTC

Noooo Boman, we'll miss you in Faid! Well, wait. Guess I won't. See you all in a week.

*sigh*

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby apeman5291 » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:08 pm UTC

I'm a little curious as to the extent of the ban. I shouldn't be here anyway, I should be busy applying for university. Not that they'll accept me with a ban on my record. Goodbye, cruel forum!

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby benjhuey » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:18 pm UTC

Damn you, Cheese.

This isn't the post I would have made here.

Are you imagining that the content matters? Is that something we're imagining now?
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby kriel2 » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:10 pm UTC

I think benjhuey's original post in here was better. (Though, the
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is a nice touch.)

You can have this one too. Actually, you can delete it if you want. I'ma just wait to get my real account back, I can't deal with this crippled 'view your posts' page.

I just banned it, deletion is effort. I went ahead and banned your three most-posted-from IPs too, just to be sure, though.

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby tmcfulton » Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:30 pm UTC

DSFARGEG

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Zareox » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:09 pm UTC

Omnomnomnom. Midgets. Nomnom. :D

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Synthuir » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:54 pm UTC

"I wonder if that happens every time"

Yes. Sometimes there is a slight delay.
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Jope » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:04 am UTC

Hey, my ban is over! Let's go for round two.

Belial wrote:Never assume you're safe.

Now, self-ban. Your "creating vs. posting in" excuse is no longer valid.

You picked the least important of those three bullet points. Let's recap.

1) Created != Posted in
2) Admin rights trump bannage.
3) Buh-bye

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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Synthuir » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:09 am UTC

Jope wrote:Hey, my ban is over! Let's go for round two.

Belial wrote:Never assume you're safe.

Now, self-ban. Your "creating vs. posting in" excuse is no longer valid.


Unless it/he/she* pulls the 'quoted-in vs. creating vs. posting in' card. In which case... BURN this hellish place!

*I'm assuming it's she as I know a Belial

I have the swingy dangly genitalia. But I am amused that you found my posting that gender-neutral.
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Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Postby Jope » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:12 am UTC

Synthuir wrote:
Jope wrote:Hey, my ban is over! Let's go for round two.

Belial wrote:Never assume you're safe.

Now, self-ban. Your "creating vs. posting in" excuse is no longer valid.


Unless it/he/she* pulls the 'quoted-in vs. creating vs. posting in' card. In which case... BURN this hellish place!

*I'm assuming it's she as I know a Belial


Well, there is a second post s/he made in here that I quoted.

And this is your second post. Let's see how that affects your bantime. FOR SCIENCE


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