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Aleril
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Q. What is the meaning of life?
A. I don't know about you, but the meaning of my life is to kill you! *shoots*

Something like that. I shall begin:

Why does the earth revolve around the sun?

Ansain
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

We all know that the moon is made of cheese and it revolves around the earth which is not made of cheese. Therefore things which are made of cheese revolve around things which are not and vis versa. By this logic the Earth revolves revolves around the sun because the sun is made of cheese (mostly pepperjack).

Why do cats and dogs fight?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Obviously cats and dogs fight because dogs are jealous of the cats' nine lives, and their ability to land on all feet, and cats are jealous of the dogs' stereotype as man's best friend.

Why is the sky blue?

btilly
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

mady wrote:Why is the sky blue?

The sky is blue because God ran out of brown paint after painting all of the dirt brown.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Some of us exist to find out what can and can't be done.

Others exist to hold the beer.

Rodan
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Neither. the turnip came first.

Why is water wet?

Cornelius
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Water is wet because if water were not wet, milk would not be wet, as an integral part of milk is water. And that would make me very, very angry.

What time is it?

kellsbells
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

*Resists urge to say "Now" or "Hammertime!"*

It's the time after a moment ago and just before the future.

Why do dogs have wet noses?
A good pun is its own reword.
L wrote:A day without kells is a day not worth living.

Cornelius
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

It's like when women get wet. Dogs are always horny.

Why does that seem so much more creepy out of my head?

Ansain
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

There is a complex mathematical formula that relates how creepy something sounds, to the length of time it has been thought about for and the amount of time since it was said (or posted). It's a very complex differential equation and I will not show it here, but I assure you there is a sound mathmatical reason behind the creepyness of your statement.

Why are we so accustomed to using base 10?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

keozen
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Simply put we were going to use base 8 to begin with (thumbs being not "proper" fingers and all) but one of the Golgefrinchian marketing executives had already placed the order for all the worlds calculators on a whim when he thought that 10 was the new 8 and "Buzz of the week". Since the telephone sanitisers don't have a backbone they just went with it.

((Makes more sense if you've read the hitchhikers guide books, and if you haven't GTFO my internet ))

Why do you make the kittens cry, why?

Gojoe
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Because I am allergic to kittens, thus they are allergic to me.

what does 1+1 equal?
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

thecommabandit
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Fifteen. This is because the Maths Pixies are tired of everyone stereotyping them so much. Ever thought that 1+1 might not equal 2, you bigot?

Why is light both a particle and a wave?

falcon434
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

because it has such awesomeness to do that kind of stuff.

how big is space?

Gojoe
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

*stretches arms out* at least THIS BIG...

How old are you?
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

michaelandjimi
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Your age minus the difference between our ages.

Why is it, that as long as I gaze on Waterloo Sunset, I am in paradise?
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Gojoe
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Why do i have to lather rinse repeat?
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

Lila21
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Because we can't all be Archimedes and run through the streets with shampoo in our hair - that privilege is saved for the smart.

How many roads must a man walk down before we can call him a man?

Rogue5_jm
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

The exact amount proportionate to the woman he wishes not to be.

where's my stapler?

Ansain
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

in my jello *laughs*

why do we ask rather than just know?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

Gojoe
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Well you should know...

How can "How i met your mother" be so awesome?
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

falcon434
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

because "how i met your grandma" didn't work out so well....

why is there cancer?

Lila21
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

because the weak must be eliminated and cancer is a foolproof way to determine strength.

Are you asleep?

malec2b
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

zzzzzzzzzzz....

what day is it?

keozen
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

It is Onesday, do not question friend computer again.

Why does the world have mean people in it?

Grooving Tony
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

because mean people get stuff done unlike good people who are really only useful for getting rid of the mean people

Why Pi?
It's turtles all the way down
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Ansain
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

because all the cool greek letters were allready taken.

where have all the cookies gone?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

Rogue5_jm
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

they migrated to the moon. Oddly enough, apparently cookies like cheese.

Why mushrooms, mario?

malec2b
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

The Mario games are all just a mushroom induced halucination had by a regular plumber. He keeps eating the mushrooms to keep his halucinations going and because they make him feel powerfull.

How do you use HTML?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

your mom didn't teach me better.

why there is no gravity in space, but there can be gravidity in space?
there was a light, then earth, then human, then simpsons, then futurama and then... sudenly xkcd apear!

Cass
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

becuase gravity works much like a tazer, the wires fall short of long distance but it works amazingly well up close.

If there is so much space between molecules why can we not pass our hands through each other?
"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own"

Ansain
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

long ago there were all kinds of people who could do crazy stuff like move their hands through each other and jump miles into the air. Evolation ran its course.

Why do we seek knowledge?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

cavalier
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

we don't know why.

how do onions make you cry?

michaelandjimi
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Verbal abuse.

Why?
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Wondrej
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

becouse!

Why we cant see air?
there was a light, then earth, then human, then simpsons, then futurama and then... sudenly xkcd apear!

malec2b
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Because you don't believe in air and are not pure of heart

What's the final boss in Mario 64?

AKAnotu
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Michael Jackson

Why do we fear raptors so?
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Ansain
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

12 years ago mutant mashmellow's landed on the earth and brainwashed the population.

how many roads must a man walk down?
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

malec2b
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

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Why did they call it the "Wii"?

Sungura
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Some little kid had to go to the bathroom while testing it out and said, 'momma, I gotta go wiiwii".

Why are Murphy's Laws so true?
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malec2b
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

well because <CATASTROPHIC SYSTEM FAILURE>

<DO YOU WANT TO RESTART IN SAFE MODE?>