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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Webbed_Toes » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:55 pm UTC

The golden eye gave me a strange look.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:25 pm UTC

Because he would like a treat.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby shogun_kennedy » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:57 am UTC

your a zombie.

AHHHHHHHHHHH, wait, you are a zombie aren't you?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:29 pm UTC

No. I thought I was a ghost, just a really bad one.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Allenr » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:31 pm UTC

Everyone in Generation 4+i.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:33 pm UTC

Where you left them. (I dislike getting that answer)

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Gava » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:43 pm UTC

cause I was bored and a black pencil was all i had.

where is Osama hiding?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:46 pm UTC

Behind the sofa.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Allenr » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:50 pm UTC

It didnt, shake it really hard.

How do people find rap an acceptable form of "music"?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:53 pm UTC

Because they have something wrong with their brains.
Really wrong.

What is the best form of music?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Allenr » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:55 pm UTC

These answers are getting too unsilly. I'll get it back on track with this answer:
Spoiler:
RAP!


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Tillan » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:14 pm UTC

Because the sun dont shine no more

I can haz chezburgr?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Allenr » Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:30 pm UTC

No, but you can haz a spoon.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mystic_aura » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:20 pm UTC

Only if you think its more expedient than a spoon.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:25 pm UTC

Melon-flavored gum.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kidiri » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:46 pm UTC

Because cubed paper would be silly.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:52 pm UTC

Because they fell through that hole in space/time you left open.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Tillan » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:59 pm UTC

Judging from your last comment, a Doctor.

Y/N?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby HarleyQuinn » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:00 pm UTC

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how many calories have you consumed today?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:01 pm UTC

Actually a surgeon, he needs to stitch it together.

I'm thinking of leaving it open, a good idea?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Tillan » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:12 pm UTC

I have no idea (To both questions)

Were you just hit by a ninja?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby TheManInTheHat » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:35 am UTC

No, I was actually hit by my brother dressed as a doctor, dressed as a wookie, dressed as dracula, dressed as a pirate, dressed as the "Peanut-butter Jelly Time" bannana, dressed as a ninja.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby shogun_kennedy » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:48 am UTC

castrate you.

Who stole the wookie from the wookie jar?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Allenr » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:47 pm UTC

Squrells with lightsabers, WATCH OUT!

Is statistics lame?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby asiekierka » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:30 pm UTC

You know, statistics say that 49.99% of people say "yes" and 49.99% of people say "no". The 0.02% left ask for proven statistic data.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:18 am UTC

On youtube.

Why is my iPod blinking?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby lilbillyd40 » Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:33 am UTC

because its computerized brain has gone bezerk and it wants to feast upon your supple flesh


why do people try to do what they think other people want

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Mach1ne » Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:19 am UTC

Because people think that other people are actually space reptilians and do what they think they want to appease them and keep themselves from being lunch.

Why do people take baths?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Box Boy » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:33 pm UTC

Because the space reptilians command it.

How do you defeat the space reptilians?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby nnninja » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:04 am UTC

Close your eyes (if you can't see them, they'll explode)

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:10 pm UTC

You ask it nicely.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby asiekierka » Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:53 pm UTC

Stress? You ask me? Anyway, I should research "stress". Thanks for the idea!

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby nnninja » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:50 pm UTC

[Imagine an answer]

what is nothing?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Box Boy » Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:11 pm UTC

I don't know, ask Xemnas.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:23 pm UTC

Your mother. (I'm slightly sorry about that one)

Pencilcase?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Box Boy » Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:28 pm UTC

No, no pencilcase for you,

lollypop?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby nnninja » Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:52 pm UTC

What you said.

Why?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby rath358 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:29 am UTC

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Xv8M4g3r » Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:06 pm UTC

I was hungry. Sorry.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Box Boy » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:27 pm UTC

The jacker.

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