Simple Question = Silly Answer

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kimmeh » Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:47 am UTC

Because the tree in your front yard had too many leaves.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Tillan » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:13 am UTC

When you want to use it

'sup?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby WholeLottaSean » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:48 am UTC

my NOB

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:38 pm UTC

Because I ated the other one...

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby WholeLottaSean » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:50 pm UTC

Apologise to the bird and give its leg back.


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:14 pm UTC

there's plenty over there where I am!

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby asiekierka » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:39 pm UTC

He went to everyone's mind, and in the right moment, he'll turn the trigger to make everyone search for him... and not find him, therefore destroying humanity! And then space elevators will be built by them, and used by many laughing Waldo's.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Aquilai » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:02 pm UTC

It hasn't already? Ah I'm in 2009 again...

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Tillan » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:52 pm UTC

I was nom'd on

brains?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:05 pm UTC

Not tonight dear, we only have thoraxes.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:14 pm UTC

17 card poker (if anyone reads Liar Game)

Do you know how to play?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:48 pm UTC

Only when we don't use the rules.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Aquilai » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:30 am UTC

PP. Previous poster.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kaeyn » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:55 am UTC

Why the hell isn't blue an option? Dr Manhattan? HELLO??? :twisted:

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Aquilai » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:48 pm UTC

Answer the previous question even if blue isn't an option! :p

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:49 pm UTC

Purple.

Selotape or duct tape?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Ziggy Stardust » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:20 pm UTC

Neither- you always use Scotch tape. The origins of 'Scotch' tape are unknown, but it seems likely that the Scottish developed it for craft projects.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Nith Azra » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:45 am UTC

Because we are amused by toilet humour; thus 'plumbum' appeals to us more...


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Aquilai » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:07 pm UTC

出前一丁 noodles

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby WholeLottaSean » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:45 pm UTC

Because it was being carried, in a box and with sweet and sour sauce, to my house


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Aquilai » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:01 pm UTC

Ambivalent.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:05 pm UTC

Roughly half the amount of bicycle wheels there are

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby WholeLottaSean » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:21 pm UTC

Scratch it a lot and then regret it after it becomes infectious.


How's the weather over there?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:21 am UTC

it's like weather that I've seen before

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Aquilai » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:54 am UTC

Depends on time of day and my mood (mutually exclusive).

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:17 am UTC

It sounds like the Janitor's (Scrubs) group singing Barbara-Ann

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby WholeLottaSean » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:18 pm UTC

It had to put its sun costume on because it's daytime.


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby RedBandit » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:26 pm UTC

David's Treasure Zoo

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kaeyn » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:36 am UTC

If it's from it, I haven't played it, so I can't help you there...

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Aleril » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:09 am UTC

Because concussions taste awesome!

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Nith Azra » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:03 am UTC

Yes, because I will be COVERED IN BEES!!!

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:51 pm UTC

Bees.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Nith Azra » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:52 am UTC

Flower arrangement. (I believe this is a silly enough occupation to warrant a silly answer)

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby WholeLottaSean » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:16 am UTC

Depends, is your mum free?




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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:06 pm UTC

Yes but I'm afraid she's broken.

Would you like a flower petal?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby eaglef2 » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:15 pm UTC

no, flower petals sound all great until they go behind your back and cheat with you neighbor, then they start blaming you for everything and take the car and drive off to Las Vegas and you never see them again. Good thing I'm not married, my wife could do something like that

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Josephine » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:22 pm UTC

Hammertime. All the time.


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Aquilai » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:41 am UTC

Yes. Can't touch this.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kaeyn » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:45 am UTC

I can't tell if that was a question or a rhetorical statement...

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby WholeLottaSean » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:45 am UTC

Because you obv don't have a Babel Fish



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