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You know your tired when....

Postby Babam » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:07 pm UTC

You know your tired when you take mini naps during page loads.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Rodan » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:33 am UTC

Uh... it's "you're". Just sayin'...

You know you're tired when you fall asleep at a heavy metal concert.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Cass » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:14 am UTC

you know you're tired when you fall asleep while using a urnal.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Robin S » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:29 am UTC

You know you're tired when you:

Fall asleep whilst playing in an orchestra
Fall asleep whilst getting off a train
Sleep through an earthquake

(all things I have personally done).
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Babam » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:00 am UTC

You know your tired when you sleep through a thunerstorm that actually shakes the house. Yay Montana and your crazy weather!
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Ansain » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:57 am UTC

you know you're tired when the wheels of a car fall off and land on you.

you know you're tired when puns like that are actually funny.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby keozen » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:12 pm UTC

when you sleep through an earthquake.

Yep, I've done it
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby tiny » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:53 pm UTC

keozen wrote:when you sleep through an earthquake.
Yep, I've done it
I woke up and thought: "The room is shaking... must be an eartquake." and fell asleep again(it was the first and only earthquake in my life).

You know you're tired when you lose your reading comprehension.

You know you're tired when you have dialogues like that:
SO: *gets up from the couch*
Me: Going to bed?
SO: No, to the toilet.
Me: Ah. G'night.
SO: I'm going to the toilet.
Me: ... Oh...
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Tigerlion » Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:47 am UTC

You sleep through Rambo.
I did that when I was seven.

I woke up, and all I saw was a guy standing on a tank. It was towards the end, I think.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Mr. Beck » Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:04 am UTC

You know you're tired when you really want to go to sleep...

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby AngrySquirrel » Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:01 am UTC

You know you're tired when you no longer can figure out how to operate your own arm.
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Re: You know you're tired when....

Postby The Hyphenator » Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:52 pm UTC

You know you're tired when you are too lazy to think of a funny thing you've done when you've been really tired.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby omega » Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:25 pm UTC

Tigion wrote:You sleep through Rambo.
I did that when I was seven.

I woke up, and all I saw was a guy standing on a tank. It was towards the end, I think.


I slept through all sorts of movies, even if I really wanted to see them or my friend told me "you HAVE to see this movie!"

You know you're tired when you fall asleep in a club next to the speakers. (Everyone thought I was drunk but I wasn't, just so tired and the coffee they served was little better than dishwater...)

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Dobblesworth » Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:30 pm UTC

You know you're tired when you manage to successfully fall asleep while on an aeroplane going into descent, and sleeping all the way until landing.
Longer version: school ski trip one year, start off with 12am (midnight) bus trip to Manchester (3hrs), with early morning flight to Paris (arrival ~5-6am). Plane starts the descent to the airport to land, and I manage to nod off and only wake up with the shudder and vibrations accompanying landing on the tarmac and heavy braking.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby SoapyHobo » Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:18 pm UTC

You know you're tired when you can't even be bothered ty
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Bulvox » Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:43 pm UTC

you know you're tired when a needle stack looks like a good place to sleep.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby jasper29 » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:48 pm UTC

or when you can't drive your car to go home to bed

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby keozen » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:11 pm UTC

or when you seriously consider locking your office door from the inside so you can nap.

(not that I'm doing that at all if my boss is reading this)
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby sxiz » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:45 pm UTC

When you get up and try to take a pee in the food pantry.

Done it. ;o
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:13 pm UTC

keozen wrote:when you sleep through an earthquake.

Yep, I've done it


That one doesn't count!
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:27 am UTC

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Re: You know you're tired when....

Postby Sartorius » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:17 am UTC

You know you're tired when:

concrete looks comfy.

you fall off a chair and have no idea how you got down to the floor.

you misuse your/you're.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Azrael001 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:21 am UTC

You know that you are tired when you start to see illusory deer while in the car. (I wasn't driving.)
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby falcon434 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:15 am UTC

you know you're tired when a bed of nails feels great. hehe.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Babam » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:55 am UTC

You know you're tired when you fall asleep while saying candlejack hahah thats so funn
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Probably Human » Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:43 am UTC

You know you're tired when you sleep through a cyclone while palm trees fly past your window. (I have done this, admitedly I was 6 years old at the time)
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Melannen » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:25 am UTC

You know you're tired when you read the same sentence 10 times in a row while reading a forzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Gray War » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:03 pm UTC

You know you're tired when you start laughing and can't stop. This actually happens to me almost every day.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Compiling.. » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:26 pm UTC

You know you're tired when you call someone on your cell phone asking if they've seen your cell phone.
(I've done this.)
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Sykotic1189 » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:25 am UTC

You know you're tired when:

You pull your uniform cap down over your face and lean against a wall to take a nap. (did it cause they called me in while I was sleeping for my night job)

You manage to drive from work, to the bank, and home and not remember anything. (got off my night job hopped in my car and sorta woke up later with a wallet full of money and my check stub matching the amount. Scared me to death.)

You start hallucinating (done it)
Good times?


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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:47 am UTC

You know you're tired when you go to bed, read a few chapters of a book, then wake up, and have to read that shit again.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Compiling.. » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:45 pm UTC

Sykotic1189 wrote:You know you're tired when:

You pull your uniform cap down over your face and lean against a wall to take a nap. (did it cause they called me in while I was sleeping for my night job)

You manage to drive from work, to the bank, and home and not remember anything. (got off my night job hopped in my car and sorta woke up later with a wallet full of money and my check stub matching the amount. Scared me to death.)

You start hallucinating (done it)

That's some scary shit man. :shock:
Depression is not fun..
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Azrael001 » Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:12 am UTC

You start going through old threads that you have posted in, and have died ages ago.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby pkuky » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:30 am UTC

you think up translations for names in books and laugh at them hysterically.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby phlip » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:03 pm UTC

When anything in this thread makes sense.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby RSMaster » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:34 am UTC

You wave your thumbs in order to move the control pad that makes you walk.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Bulvox » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:48 am UTC

You know you're tired when: you piss in the trash can in the bathroom thinking it's the toilet. (did it)

you have a brief black out while driving and realize that you almost fell asleep. (did it, and then I got myself the hell home to sleep. that's dangerous)

you start walking erratically and you aren't drunk.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Silvyr » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:54 am UTC

You decide the lab tables in the chem room are a good place to nap. [It was afterschool, but my teacher was still rather confused to see me passed out and sprawled across the lab tables]
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby kinigget » Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:44 am UTC

you know you're tired when you start saying things like "I don't know why it's called the 'chicken theorem'", or "where did you park the submarine?" or even "backstories never make sense" (have said all three).

you know you're tired when you wake up in the morning in you're bed and don't have the faintest clue how you got there. (again, done it)
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:43 pm UTC

You know your tired when you wake up in the morning and don't immediately check for the newest xkcd comic


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