You know your tired when....

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby omega » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:06 pm UTC

Bartimaeus wrote:You know your tired when you wake up in the morning and don't immediately check for the newest xkcd comic


... or when you do check for the newest xkcd comic, think "there's something familiar to this one" and then remember it's Tuesday and you saw Monday's comic.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Liet Kynes » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:13 pm UTC

you know you're tired when you're sitting at a table and begin to "type" on the table to talk to someone.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Silvyr » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:19 am UTC

You know you're tired when you can watch Rocky Horror Picture show all the way through and get it to make sense XD
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Alias » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:23 am UTC

you know you're tired when parts of your body go on strike. right now i can't feel miy legs. i think they are napping
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby [.root/fail] » Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:28 am UTC

You know you're tired:

when you start seeing "phosourescent spiders" in your bed clawling around in a pitch black room [basically, pitch black room, and you see a spider clawling around on you over the blankets as if it were photoshoped in from a picture of a daytime photo, you even see it dissapear behind blanket folds, and it doesn't glow, it just looks like it's from daylight]

when you are walking around, start seeing flashes of colour out the corners of your eyes

you are lieing down and feel all of a sudden you like just fell 3 feet onto the bed

you are day dreaming of a martial arts match and your body instantly reacts to what you imagine without you intending it
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Skaevola » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:58 am UTC

Someone asks you where the phone is and you hand them a T.V. remote. And when they say, "That's the remote," You say, "Yeah." And when they say, "I was looking for the phone," you say, "Right."

I still haven't lived that down.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby anouk » Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:07 am UTC

You think you are dribbling, but you aren't.
You can't remember what you ate for dinner the night before.
You trip over a flat surface.
I have taken naps in between page loads too, it's efficient!
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Tommy2995 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:54 pm UTC

You know your tired when you find Pokemon boring.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby BigBoss » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:25 pm UTC

You know your tired when you fall asleep during a truck and tractor pull
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby kinigget » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:50 pm UTC

you know you're tired when you fall asleep during an african music concert, during one of the high-energy pieces no less.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby maninblack » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:09 pm UTC

You know you're tired when .............I'm sorry could you repeat the question?




You know you're tired when you turn the brightness on your monitor down because it's too bright.
You know you're tired when you stop mid thought to ask yourself "wait...what?"
You know you're tired when you rest in the car before walking into the house.
You know you're tired when you drool, are aware of it, but don't do anything about it.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Absolute » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:33 pm UTC

You know you're tired when you're driving and you blink and a road sign appears, but it felt like you just blinked. (While going through Kansas on a cross-country run once I blinked and the sun came up, I must have been out at least an hour, Kansas is the only place you can do this and not die.)

Basically any time you think an idea is so brilliant you have to write it down right now, you're really tired. (I've recently "invented" the portable typewriter, centrifugal turbines, carmax, and the boondock saints this way, only to realize that they already exist after reading my scribbles in the morning.)

You're really tired when you get paralyzed by confusion contemplating everyday items, words, and concepts.

You're in the final stages when have full-on multisensory hallucinations. Hopefully the figments of your imagination are good enough friends to take your car keys from you, like mine are.

I'm pretty sure that in lab sleep-deprivation experiments the stage following hallucination was death, so you really can't get much more tired than that.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby anouk » Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:38 am UTC

you set the calculator as if it were the timer, and conversely, try to calculate on the timer. Also when you try and light the Bunsen burner with your pen.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby andy11235 » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:09 am UTC

You know you're tired when you fall asleep while walking. And wake up after walking into someone.
You know you're tired when you check the time, and see your watch jump 50 seconds.
... when you try to game, but give up 1/2 an hour later after realising you were just running around in circles.
... when you take the dog for a walk, and the leash feels like a laser-force gun... and you hear people shooting them at you.
... when you fall asleep, then wake up 2 hours later and remember you were supposed to grab a blanket first.
... when you go back to sleep anyway.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Hentzau » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:15 am UTC

When you begin to hallucinate.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Meowgan » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:57 am UTC

You know you're tired when it takes 4 attempts to type a three letter word.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Edawan » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:21 pm UTC

When you can't even focus your eyes on anything.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby FireRose » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:51 pm UTC

You know you're tired when you can't figure out what that beeping noise is... is it outside? Did you leave something on... And when you do figure it out, you mentally refer to it as a "morning clock," then fall out of bed in a attempt to reach the alarm clock... that's on the other side of the bed.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Silvyr » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:56 am UTC

You know you're tired when your teacher tells you pay attention and you tell her you're trying to sleep.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Azrael001 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:46 am UTC

You know that you're tired when you are unwilling to get out of your chair and climb into the bed that is less than a foot away, even though you've got no real reason to stay up all night.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Bonzai- » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:13 pm UTC

you fall asleep but swear you weren't even asleep because you knew exactly where you were and what positions you'd moved to all through out your sleep and woke up when you looked at the clock

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Rekreativc » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:52 pm UTC

Bonzai- wrote:you fall asleep but swear you weren't even asleep because you knew exactly where you were and what positions you'd moved to all through out your sleep and woke up when you looked at the clock



happened to me just the other morning - was really puzzled when I finally maneged to get up ...

you know you're tired when you can't remember where you went to sleep or where you woke up ... you just know you have a X hour blackout

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Matthias » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:17 pm UTC

You know you're tired when you don't sit in a chair because it's occupied.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:24 am UTC

you fall asleep mid-explosion during the epic space battle of some sci-fi film

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby BigBoss » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:42 am UTC

You know youre tired when you dream about sleeping
You don't give up hope just because something's hopeless. You cover up your ears, and talk really loud.

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Silvyr » Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:02 am UTC

You know you're tired when you try to hit "ctrl+f" while doing school work and trying to find something in your text, only to realize, you're not anywhere near a computer or keyboard. [tired and spending too much free time online]
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Malbert » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:32 pm UTC

You know you are tired when you call your friend and say "Ok, lets go to this party" and then you wake up and it is 12 hours later and there are a bunch of missed calls on your phone.
Still pissed I missed that party.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby kriel » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:28 pm UTC

You know you are tired when you fall asleep even while the zombies are chasing after you, blood dripping from their fangs. :twisted:

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby yohanleafheart » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:46 pm UTC

You know you are tired when you miss a test because you slept during it, after studying all night long for it... Twice... For the same Subject.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:41 pm UTC

Your tired when you continue to play forum games, even when your sight begins to blur and you type more by just knowing where the keys are than anything else

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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby asiekierka » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:44 pm UTC

when.... you read websites pointlessly.

Yep, done that.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby fishyfish777 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:22 am UTC

omega wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:You know your tired when you wake up in the morning and don't immediately check for the newest xkcd comic


... or when you do check for the newest xkcd comic, think "there's something familiar to this one" and then remember it's Tuesday and you saw Monday's comic.


Fuck. I do that all the time.
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Re: You know your tired when....

Postby Ralith » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:04 am UTC

You know you're tired when you attempt to open your oven to let some fresh air in.
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