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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:06 am UTC

BomanTheBear wrote:YO WHAT BEER YOU DRINKING

CARLSBERG. TECHNICALLY LARGER. 3.8% VOLUME. NOT MY FAVOURITE, BUT ANY PORT IN A STORM! PERSONALLY I WOULD PREFER CARLSBERG EXPORT, CARLING, OR PERHAPS SOME CIDER.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:07 am UTC

JESUS, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAID ANY PORT IN A STORM

IT COULD BE WORSE

IT COULD BE THIS KING COBRA I HAVE HERE

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:22 am UTC

JESUS MAN, WE MUST BE, LIKE, DRUNKENLY INTERTWINED, OR SOMETHING!

I PICKED UP THE "ANY PORT IN A STORM" LINE FROM READING TERRY PRATCHETT'S COLOUR OF MAGIC I MEANT SOURCERY ONE TOO MANY TIMES. FUCKING GOOD BOOK.

OH, AND YOU MIGHT WANNA GET RID OF THAT COBRA. I HEAR THEY HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST ANYONE WITHIN TEN FEET OF THEM.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:38 am UTC

THAT SUCKS DUDE. BECAUSE I HAVE THREE OF THEM AND THEY AIN'T GONNA DRINK THEMSELVES.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:42 am UTC

OH FUCK YOU. I COULD USE ANOTHER BEER. MIND YOU, I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES, AND I'M NOT SURE THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO STAND UP LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE ONE IF I HAVE ANOTHER.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Shro » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:44 am UTC

JACQUE IF YOU DON'T WEAR TEH MAKEUP I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL!
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:47 am UTC

argyl3 wrote:JACQUE IF YOU DON'T WEAR TEH MAKEUP I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL!

YOU SEE JACQUE! I TOLD YOU IN THE POST YO' FEHS THREAD THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN. CHECK THE TIMESTAMPS.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Alpha Omicron » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:56 am UTC

ONLY 3.8% BY VOLUME!? MAN, THE BEER OUTSIDE CANADA REALLY ISN'T AS STRONG.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:00 am UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:ONLY 3.8% BY VOLUME!? MAN, THE BEER OUTSIDE CANADA REALLY ISN'T AS STRONG.

LIKE I SAID MAN, ANY PORT IN A STORM. IF YOU DRINK ENOUGH, IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK THOUGH.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:57 am UTC

Edited for shame.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Azrael » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:00 pm UTC

You two have taken an awesome thread and made it lame.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:01 pm UTC

Azrael wrote:You two have taken an awesome thread and made it lame.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.


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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:02 pm UTC

This is what happens when I have no idea what's going on and want to participate anyway.

PUT ON THE GODDAMN MAKEUP.

That's the gist I have gotten so far.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby SecondTalon » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:15 pm UTC

WEARING THE MAKEUP MAKES YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE LADIES, AS IT SHOWS YOU'RE COMFORTABLE ENOUGH IN YOUR SEXUALITY TO WEAR THE MAKEUP WHICH AUTOMATICALLY MEANS YOU MUST GIVE AWESOME HOT DICKINGS WHICH MEANS YOU'RE TOTALLY AWESOME AND MEGACOOL. AND YOUR LADYFRIEND SHRO WILL APPRECIATE THE EFFORT YOU'RE PUTTING FORTH AND PERHAPS ENGAGE YOU IN AN ACTIVITY THAT MAY LEAD TO HOT DICKINGS. SO WEAR THE GODDAMN MAKEUP AND HAND OUT THE HOT DICKINGS ALREADY!
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Xeio » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:21 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:HOT DICKINGS

SecondTalon wrote:HOT DICKINGS

SecondTalon wrote:HOT DICKINGS

SecondTalon wrote:HOT DICKINGS

BECAUSE IN EVERY OTHER TOPIC IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT! :)

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Socal Swimmer » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:15 am UTC

this is stupid. it became slightly more stupid (and a lot less funny) when the people talked about the beer, but it was pretty much always stupid.

and

aLAMEthread
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:21 am UTC

I REGRET NOTHING.

BUT JACQUE SHOULD TOTALLY REGRET THE NOT WEARING OF MAKEUP.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:45 am UTC

BEER IS ALWAYS APPROPRIATE.

BUT MAKEUP IS

ALSO ALWAYS APPROPRIATE.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Socal Swimmer » Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:29 pm UTC

you are both stupid
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:36 pm UTC

THAT MAY BE

BUT I DON'T SEE YOU DONNING ANY MAKEUP


edit: I am ABSOLUTELY stupid. I can't speak for sleepy, but I suspect he may be as well.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:55 pm UTC

BomanTheBear wrote:I am ABSOLUTELY stupid. I can't speak for sleepy, but I suspect he may be as well.

I am not stupid. Just a little intelligence impaired.

Anyway, lighten up dudes! It's a silly thread, and we were acting silly! Deal with it!
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:34 pm UTC

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:17 pm UTC

I know about that page. This is not Uncyclopedia. :D Lighten up dude!
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Cheese » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:28 pm UTC

I've not used large text in aaages!

Although I've been LTB'd a few times recently, come to think of it...
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby podbaydoor » Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:56 pm UTC



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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Awia » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:13 pm UTC

I FEEL THIS THREAD HAS COME TO THE END OF IT'S LIFE, LET IT DIE IN PEACE.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby TigerX » Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:37 pm UTC

Awia wrote:I FEEL THIS THREAD HAS COME TO THE END OF IT'S LIFE, LET IT DIE IN PEACE.

The acronym DOA comes to mind...

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby bigglesworth » Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:43 pm UTC

WTF? Department of Agriculture?
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Account20151023 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:21 am UTC

How the special education did this thread get stickied in the first place?

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:30 am UTC

LE4dGOLEM made it. He stickied it. Do not argue, for golems are dangerous constructs. As a lead-based creature, LE4dGOLEM may seem soft, but he is heavy, and has a destructive streak.

And he's kinda poisonous too. Ya know?
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:31 am UTC

Upsilon wrote:LOUD NOISES!


I was going to do this, but someone beat me to it. Blast.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby enk » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:05 am UTC

sleepygamer wrote:LE4dGOLEM made it. He stickied it. Do not argue, for golems are dangerous constructs. As a lead-based creature, LE4dGOLEM may seem soft, but he is heavy, and has a destructive streak.


Steel golems are more dangerous. You can upgrade for free at the foundry!


Wait... this is not Heroes II?
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby tryptanymph » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:23 pm UTC

enk wrote:
sleepygamer wrote:LE4dGOLEM made it. He stickied it. Do not argue, for golems are dangerous constructs. As a lead-based creature, LE4dGOLEM may seem soft, but he is heavy, and has a destructive streak.

Steel golems are more dangerous. You can upgrade for free at the foundry!

Wait... this is not Heroes II?

...huh? I was kind of in the D&D sort of universe then...
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Alpha Omicron » Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:05 pm UTC

Can we at least unsticky this now?
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby EstLladon » Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:30 pm UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:Can we at least unsticky this now?

Not until Jacque wears make up.
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Socal Swimmer » Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:53 pm UTC

I hate inside jokes

This is an inside joke.

By deductive reasoning, i hate this thread.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Azrael » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:07 pm UTC

Socal Swimmer wrote:This is an inside joke.

It's an inter-thread joke. You might have to read a page or so of the thread that has been mentioned several times in order to understand what is going on.

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby Xeio » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:31 pm UTC

Azrael wrote:
Socal Swimmer wrote:This is an inside joke.

It's an inter-thread joke. You might have to read a page or so of the thread that has been mentioned several times in order to understand what is going on.

Some people prefer to stand out in the cold.

WOOOOOOOOO

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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby ducknerd » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:53 am UTC

There is only one thread stupider than this that has ever been made on a forum (I'm excluding *chans here, as they enter entirely new categories of stupid), and that is this http://forum.metroid2002.com/index.php/topic,174.0.html
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Re: DEAR JACQUE

Postby pollywog » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:05 am UTC

Xeio wrote:
Azrael wrote:
Socal Swimmer wrote:This is an inside joke.

It's an inter-thread joke. You might have to read a page or so of the thread that has been mentioned several times in order to understand what is going on.

Some people prefer to stand out in the cold.

WOOOOOOOOO


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