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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Tillan » Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:55 am UTC

Tillian wrote:No, I'm Asmodeux, he's Asmodeus and Asmotrois.

I'm not Tillan, though...


and I am not Tillian
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Max2009 » Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:01 pm UTC

You two are too much to deal with.

Also, please note I correctly used three different homonyms in that sentence.

Also in this sentence: As the rabbit ran across the field and hopped over the fence, defeat went over defense before detail.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Tillian » Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:31 pm UTC

Max2009 wrote:That reminds me...
How come nobody breaks rules anymore?
Conkey docks.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:17 am UTC

Double sided dildos
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:47 am UTC

Wash out your mouth!
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:56 am UTC

Mash yut oour wouth.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:03 am UTC

Can you tell me what was, exactly, the point of switching the beginning letters of each word in my post with those of another?
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:35 am UTC

I had nothing to say on the matter.

I just felt like saying Double sided dildos because it has a nice syllable rhythm.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Tillian » Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:37 pm UTC

Double sided dildos
A poem by Dandelion of the internets


Oh, my darling, oh my darling
oh my darling doule D.
The D stands for sided dildo.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:50 pm UTC

Art Critic wrote: That poem really spoke to me, and all of us here really. It really exemplified todays cultural zeitgeist and really ridiculued it. It was beautiful, and shameless. That part about the double d was really the clincher. To me, it is probably one of the "realest" pieces of literary art I have read in a while.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:11 pm UTC

I would like to send my thanks to the art critic.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Max2009 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:15 pm UTC

I have no comment at this time.

Just thought you should know that.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:11 pm UTC

It is often the case that I have the same problem as you.

Let's discuss Iceland. Specifically, why does it have to fuck up my weather: http://www.temperatur.nu/stockholm-1vecka.html
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:23 pm UTC

Well, apart from that volcano.
I think that its a sign.
The universe is telling you guys to stop being neutral.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Max2009 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:41 am UTC

There's no such thing as neutral.

Except for those gray guys in Futurama, they were neutral.
Now that I think about it, they were probably making fun of Switzerland.
Huh, how do ya like that?
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:51 pm UTC

Switzerland =/= Sweden
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Tillian » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:47 am UTC

I live in Swaziland, though.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:49 am UTC

I've always thought South African accents are cool
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby kaimason1 » Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:20 am UTC

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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Max2009 » Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:07 pm UTC

Asmodieus wrote:Switzerland =/= Sweden

Well, you knew what I meant and that's what counts.

thecamoninja wrote:I've always thought South African accents are cool

They are.
My sister had a bunch of froends over from South Africa, New Zealand and Australia.
All those cool accents... I was in heaven.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby kaimason1 » Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:11 pm UTC

kaimason1 wrote:
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Damn, wrong thread. I notice NOW...
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:26 pm UTC

Max2009 wrote:My sister had a bunch of froends over from South Africa, New Zealand and Australia.
All those cool accents... I was in heaven.

Kiwi accents are kind of ridiculous, and Australian accents are almost always just plain annoying.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Tillian » Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:38 pm UTC

I can't hear the difference between an australian and a brit.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:53 pm UTC

There are a lot of different kinds of British accents. Like, one for every province or shire or whatever the hell they call them over there.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby sgchr » Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:13 pm UTC

Pardon my confusion but... is the counting over? :mrgreen:
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:15 pm UTC

For a long time, my friend
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Tillian » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:20 pm UTC

Do you have coffee?
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Max2009 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:23 pm UTC

Why yes, I do.
Several kinds in fact.
What would you like? Instant? Filter? Brewed?
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby kaimason1 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:26 pm UTC

I love this thread. I'll take tea, please. You don't want to give me coffee.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Tillian » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:30 pm UTC

I'll take some brewed, please. And a bagel, if there are any.

That armchair looks comfy. I think I'll take a seat and read the paper.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby thecamoninja » Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:08 am UTC

...paper? What is this "paper" you speak of?
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Max2009 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:37 am UTC

Like ePaper, but more crinkly.
Also low quality eInk rubs off on your fingers.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Silvyr » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:14 pm UTC

And if it gets on your fingers you're sure to get it all over your face and everywhere else.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Max2009 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:40 pm UTC

True story:
I was servicing a photocopier (because I'm a geek and the people around me think I know more than I actually do) and was inside the machine from the waist up. Seriously, my entire upper body was in the bowels of the machine.
I had found the problem and was trying to fix it when somebody tripped over my legs, the only visible part of me.
They laughed and said, "Haha! Lassie (that's what we called the photocopier, it was very smart, but acted like a bitch) ate Max!"
I made appropriate gurgling noises, thrashed around and extricated myself.
I jumped up and the guy screamed and started running away.
I of course chased him, like the mature individual that I am.
It wasn't until I ran passed a mirror did I realize why he was running.
I was covered from head to waist in toner.
That powder gets everywhere.
Fortunately it's water-soluble, so it came right out of my cloths and all.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby thecamoninja » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:55 pm UTC

Silvyr wrote:And if it gets on your fingers you're sure to get it all over your face and everywhere else.

(innuendo innuendo)
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:46 pm UTC

Bringing this back up to the top where it belongs.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Max2009 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:32 am UTC

This thread keeps getting knocked down, we bump it again.
Ain't never gonna keep us down!
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:22 am UTC

You changed your avatar!!! :shock: :o
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Max2009 » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:14 am UTC

Yes I did.
It's an awesome Amytar. Kudos to the artist.
And now I noticed that my userbars are broken. But it's not my fault. They're having SQL difficulties.
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Re: 10000 days of christmas

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:54 pm UTC

TAP SOLO
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