The Penis Game

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby mat-tina » Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:52 pm UTC

P-p-p-penis
Turn and face the...PENIS!


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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Platypodes » Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:39 pm UTC

videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Dingbats » Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:54 pm UTC

-- Oblong Objects, Inc., this is Lisa speaking, how can I help you?
-- I would like one penis [art no: 661862], please.

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:02 pm UTC

eight equals equals DEE
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby OverBored » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:08 pm UTC

8==DEE

??

Do you have a key for a penis asmod?
G4!!

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:09 pm UTC

yea

i have a custom key board
it has a little 8=============D button
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Platypodes » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:11 am UTC

OverBored wrote:Do you have a key for a penis asmod?

Why--is your penis locked?
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby tryptanymph » Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:46 am UTC

PENIS!

Haha, penis.
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Platypodes » Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:54 am UTC

Image
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:47 am UTC

nice one lol
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby quintopia » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:12 pm UTC

Those letters are really ugly. Let's try again.

By hand:
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby The Hyphenator » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:29 pm UTC

Spoiler:
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Beat that!
The image link changes whenever I find a new cool website.
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:32 pm UTC

richard
Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Jebobek » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:22 pm UTC

I still favor the innuendo images
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Bulvox » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:00 pm UTC

long penis is long...and hard.
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See Ya Space Cowboy...

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Jebobek » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:40 pm UTC

Ok I can't resist anymore!
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:47 am UTC

haha
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Platypodes » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:24 am UTC

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videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Bulvox » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:44 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:Image

the P reminds me of the disney D
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See Ya Space Cowboy...

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby poxic » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:45 am UTC

Very Disney-nice!

Back to a variant:

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Platypodes » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:46 am UTC

Yeah, the font is called "Walt Disney." :D

Edit: and, gosh, what a coincidence, Walt Disney had a penis!
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Bulvox » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:50 am UTC

Image
Image
See Ya Space Cowboy...

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Platypodes » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:56 am UTC

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videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Jebobek » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:53 pm UTC

Hey, Who's ready for some canned
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby The Hyphenator » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:00 pm UTC

Jebobek wrote:Hey, Who's ready for some canned
<penis image>

*wipes away tear*

I'm sorry, I... I just cannot stop laughing at this.
The image link changes whenever I find a new cool website.
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Jebobek » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:24 pm UTC

http://www.gifworks.com is the best thing that ever happened to me this week.
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Platypodes » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:44 am UTC

That's awesome, Jebobek.

Do they deliver those cans by train?

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:12 pm UTC

Life is beautiful.
Spoiler:
Irrefutable wrote:you are so lovely

emceng wrote:Then the sausage says, "I have 1 kid, and raging genital herpes." Get the fuck away from me sausage!!!

sje46 wrote:Do... do you want to marry me?

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:29 pm UTC

P
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....N
......I
........S
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:46 pm UTC

PEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
Life is beautiful.
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Irrefutable wrote:you are so lovely

emceng wrote:Then the sausage says, "I have 1 kid, and raging genital herpes." Get the fuck away from me sausage!!!

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Bulvox » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:17 pm UTC

My Penis brings all the girls to the yard.
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:38 pm UTC

8===D

Penis.
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:45 am UTC

COCK ATTACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Zak » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:35 am UTC

Hmmm, lets see.

hypf(penis, penis, penis, penis)

Where penis = 8
And 8=D
And D = K
Beat that! (if you know what it means...)
*waggles eyebrows*

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Mr. Beck » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:45 am UTC

The penis mightier
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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:48 am UTC

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:48 am UTC

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:48 am UTC

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Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:49 am UTC

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Re: The Penis Game

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:49 am UTC

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Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.


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