It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Camoninja » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:00 pm UTC

I'm pretty sure that's already possible, but if you mean it in a different way, then it would cheer you up when you really need a hug, but there's no one around.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby asiekierka » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:15 pm UTC

Rickroll by mind.

Sadly, I can only use that once a week.

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Camoninja, you can use that to impress friends at parties and sing along to songs!
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:36 am UTC

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby asiekierka » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:57 am UTC

Look! The terrorist made a super-large device to destroy the world! Sadly, it works on 4D figure parsing! Quick, hack it, replace it with your own figures and SAVE THE DAY!

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Dantez » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:16 pm UTC

The world is nuked, and you are the only one alive.;-) You are a perfect ninja!

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby asiekierka » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:22 pm UTC

Now you don't need a girl to do that for you.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Chfan » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:02 pm UTC

You replace every square inch of the site with a rickroll. Randall is now your bitch.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Box Boy » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:14 pm UTC

You have a great conversation starter.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Cowmanlives » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:34 pm UTC

Box Boy wrote:You have a great conversation starter.

The ability to have diarrea at will



No more having to buy laxatives.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby asiekierka » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:35 pm UTC

You can use your muscles to break the wall from the inside!

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:07 pm UTC

You can convince people that you're a mod and threaten to lock their threads.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby i like pi » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:23 pm UTC

Saying it's french to woo the ladies.



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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:41 pm UTC

'I bet you 1000$ that I can stab myself in the arm and survive!'

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Matthias » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:50 pm UTC

You could convince people that you're one of the Ancients. That would be pretty awesome.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Actaeus » Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:26 pm UTC

Great Halloween costume!
By the way, I found a blogful of these: [urlhttp://superuseless.blogspot.com/]Superuseless Superpowers[/url]

And a lot of these are very useful. I actually REALLY want that 4D one.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby asiekierka » Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:33 pm UTC

You spot a hidden bomb in the wall! You turn it off and party! But you still can't get out.

The ability to destroy every party that I'm on. And I can't turn off this ability!
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Dantez » Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:00 pm UTC

It's good when you are jealous.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Box Boy » Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:15 pm UTC

your the new foamy

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Dantez » Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:00 pm UTC

You are the most badass zombie forever.

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How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:18 am UTC

Really useful if the person doesn't like you.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Dantez » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:48 am UTC

You can make evil laugh.

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Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Actaeus » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:24 pm UTC

That's awesome! Also, a fun trick at parties.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Jebobek » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:29 pm UTC

That would be totally awesome if you time that while in the middle of kicking someone barefoot.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Dantez » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:34 pm UTC

It's useful, if that kitten is the only thing that will keep you alive.

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How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:00 pm UTC

Shoot yourself in the arm, one hand is worth far less than invincibility.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Dantez » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:30 pm UTC

That is quite useful, yo ucan transform that joke to some funny joke!

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Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Box Boy » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:09 pm UTC

its useful if your into that sort of stuff.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:24 am UTC

It can convince generic heros that you're a generic villian and make them use all of their strength to defeat you while the real generic villian takes over the world and pays you something as appreciation on how you helped hime take over the world.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Kaeyn » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:20 am UTC

The ability to reverse the direction of gravity, but this power can only be used once.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby mickyj300x » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:25 am UTC

Use it for the best hide-and seek spots ever.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Allenr » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:44 pm UTC

You would be able to make someone very mad by shrinking their spoons. Or you could help the cartoons who's spoon is too big.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Kokojo_r » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:22 pm UTC

Thats pretty usefull, you always have fun.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Kaeyn » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:22 am UTC

Very useful if you want to create a distraction.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Dantez » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:58 pm UTC

If you will be REALLY hungry, you have a little bit of food.

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Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Box Boy » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:10 pm UTC

Aliens invade Earth from ANOTHER WORLD to eat humans but instead eat the food you create.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby OBrien » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:25 pm UTC

You are chained up in a dungeon, with only your right arm and head free to move. Suddenly, you remember that there's a tracking device on your right elbow, and you're friends will come and rescue you, if only they knew where you were. Now what was it that mad scientist said? "This tracking device will be instantly set off the very moment it comes into contact with human saliva.."

The ability to organize any music collection by artist name and album chronology, whether it be CD, vinyl or anything, in under a minute.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Dantez » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:55 pm UTC

That's pretty useful! You can get a lot of money in some music shop.;-)

The ability to cry, but only when there is nobody to help me.
Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby scikidus » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:40 pm UTC

Dantez wrote:That's pretty useful! You can get a lot of money in some music shop.;-)

The ability to cry, but only when there is nobody to help me.

The body uses crying as a method of releasing extra built-up hormones, and when you finish crying, your body releases some endorphins. So you'll feel better. Also, cutting onions with your friends will become easier.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Kaeyn » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:43 pm UTC

Assuming you already knew all the others, people would think you're a genius, if not a bit weird.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Dantez » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:59 pm UTC

You can make an extreme pleasure to girls(or boys, if you prefer).

The ability to be constantly tired, that tired, so you can't think anymore. And you can't turn it off.
Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!


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