It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby EvilHankVenture » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:15 pm UTC

You will be able to infiltrate the squirrels, and steal their nut stockpile.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Millumi » Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:14 pm UTC

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Ralith The Third » Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:27 pm UTC

Know if someone's honest in bizniz.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Millumi » Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:25 am UTC

build nanochips, you can easily use the power to work with extremely small stuff

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:32 am UTC

Thanks to the nuke, all males are named steve. Great for making chicks hate em.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Box Boy » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:04 pm UTC

It doesn't save you but after it leaves the vacuum and returns to earth it helps rebuild society after the nuke in a VERY complicated manner i can't be bothered to explain.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Dromtry » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:09 pm UTC

You now have a slightly smelly new home.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Park » Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:52 am UTC

The abilty to always guess the answer that the magic 8-ball will give you before it happens...

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby MarcyMarc » Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:58 pm UTC

So useful if you need an answer and don't have time to wait for that stupid block to float up.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:59 pm UTC

Well, if the camera only has enough memory for one more picture, your photographic memory can keep much more.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Bobthemonkey » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:18 pm UTC

Te ability to conjure up a water-soluble lifeboat.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:45 am UTC

It is, however, acid and lava immune. Congratulations!


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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:50 am UTC

That's already possible, lol!

Since nobody responded to mine I wil repeat:
itaibn wrote:The ablility to fail anything and may it look accidental.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby mickyj300x » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:51 am UTC

You can fail to save the life on someone you attacked and killed deliberately, and the accident would let you get off the hook.

I'll NP have next power.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby MarcyMarc » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:20 pm UTC

the ability to perform any feat in the guiness book of records at 1 unit (of time or quantity depending on the record) less than the record.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:13 pm UTC

uh... obvious benefit of putting guiness out of business.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby LilaRivers » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:28 pm UTC

Lowers the chance of slicing your foot off with that chainsaw juggling act ._.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby enigmad555 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:13 am UTC

You can amuse small children for hours

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby mickyj300x » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:21 am UTC

Great for getting to the bottom of a cliff faster.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby enigmad555 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:50 am UTC

Can ruin the career of your enemies who happen to be famous pianists.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby mickyj300x » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:02 am UTC

If you're a mexican porn star, you're set for life!

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby enigmad555 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:08 am UTC

You can plea for insanity truthfully in court

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby mickyj300x » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:12 am UTC

You can become a novelty performer.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby MarcyMarc » Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:08 pm UTC

the ability to levitate up and left... but not down, right, forward, or backward.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby quintopia » Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:32 pm UTC

If you stand at just the right position, you can get to the top of that building really easily.

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mickyj300x wrote:The ability to have synaesthesia for all inputs.


That one is just cool.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Park » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:21 am UTC

thats a pretty hard one...

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:46 am UTC

You conjure a cellphone which is far away from you which sends a text message to your phone (which is close to you, and so is isn't and isn't in the other cellphone's surroundings) containing the meaning of life and then exploding (which is why you don't want the cellphone itself and is glad the cellphone is far away).

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:02 pm UTC

Well, since that is the most useless super-power itself, it could lead to a super-power hyper-paradox, leading to you being able to warp the very fabric of reality. These things have a sense of irony.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:56 pm UTC

The ability to make immature teenagers giggle for the rest of the day. (ugh)

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Box Boy » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:27 pm UTC

It means I can revive you and this thread with necromancy.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:31 pm UTC

You can get an amusing response.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Box Boy » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:34 pm UTC

If you ever get stuck somewhere high you can just fly safely down.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:58 pm UTC

Hobo, starving? Smile in front of a cop.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Box Boy » Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:04 pm UTC

You can only die when you want to and since you never want to you live forever.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby nnninja » Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:18 am UTC

You could be a super emo!

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Box Boy » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:53 am UTC

You can see him/her burning like everyone else.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Millumi » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:52 pm UTC

Great for emo hunting season

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby King of Frogs » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:53 pm UTC

Useful if your enemies are fat and you are covered in spikes.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Tommy2995 » Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:57 pm UTC

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby asiekierka » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:02 pm UTC

Record it on camera and THEN show yourself off.

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