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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:15 pm UTC
by itaibn
asiekierka wrote:Record it on camera and THEN show yourself off.

The ability to remove one of every post, but it removes that from every post in the world.

What?

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:53 pm UTC
by nnninja
You could annoy allot of people,

The power to talk in fat...

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:01 am UTC
by asiekierka
You become obese and used as a trial against McDonalds. Sadly, they only feed you Big Mac's. Then you talk and grow fatter. You win the trial and no more McD's.

The ability to get a lot of money, but only for 1 second and only once in a century.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:22 pm UTC
by Klapaucius
Just keep your finger on that "buy now" button...

The ability to distinguish the type of any cheese

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:10 pm UTC
by King of Frogs
Could stop any fake cheese fraudsters (damn them all!).

The ability to give yourself a 2000 volt electric shock.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:36 am UTC
by Outlaw Ralph
you'd never have to swat flies off of you

the ability to play one song perfectly on any instrument, but only one song

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:17 pm UTC
by asiekierka
Actually, there's a Top 1 song that is going to last 10 years...

The ability to make yourself smaller or larger, but only once a day and you can't remember your original settings.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:11 pm UTC
by Ralith The Third
You can make yourself smaller or larger.. think about the benefits of being the size of a fruitfly at a school or gym!


You can spontaneously remember the plotline of any book you choose, but you can not give any hint or message that would give anyone the idea that you might know it.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:06 pm UTC
by King of Frogs
Good if you end up trapped in a storybook world (saw The Neverending Story yesterday, classic.)

The power to turn yourself into the shape of a "w". You remain roughly the same size and cannot move.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:24 am UTC
by mickyj300x
You could martyr yourself for a cult that worships the letter "W".

The ability to 1cm block of cheese twice the speed of light out of your hands.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:48 am UTC
by plantofail
the ability to conjure and use a "scroll or hilarious item summoning"

the ability to use every Apocalypse ever made to explain what happened

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:50 pm UTC
by MarcyMarc
Just wait till Dec. 21, 2012. You'll have enough stories until the next one.

The power to make any computer give the blue screen of death (even macs) when user tries to access any internat site besides www.eminemputting his barebuttinthetoiletandtouchingthebowlwithhisasscheecks.com

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:01 am UTC
by eaglef2
the power to unfreeze frozen water, as long as it isn't too cold.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:53 pm UTC
by MarcyMarc
useful for melting ice over the course of a couple hours

the ability to take any useless power and find a use for it

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:05 pm UTC
by Sp00n
The ability to actually see grass gradually growing, and notice even the slightest increase in height.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:54 am UTC
by itaibn
MarcyMarc wrote:the ability to take any useless power and find a use for it

You use your ability to find a use for your ability and use it that way.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:31 am UTC
by Probably Human
Sp00n wrote:The ability to actually see grass gradually growing, and notice even the slightest increase in height.

You'd be a great gardener, you'd be able to figure out EXACTLY how much fertiliser to use, and if anyone complained that the grass wasn't growing you could point out that it had in fact grown 1.26523 millimetres since yesterday.

The ability to make other people slightly itchy.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:32 am UTC
by Sp00n
Probably Human wrote:
Sp00n wrote:The ability to actually see grass gradually growing, and notice even the slightest increase in height.

You'd be a great gardener, you'd be able to figure out EXACTLY how much fertiliser to use, and if anyone complained that the grass wasn't growing you could point out that it had in fact grown 1.26523 millimetres since yesterday.

The ability to make other people slightly itchy.

Useful for making politicians look stupid on the telly.

The ability to turn myself into a ranga.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:33 am UTC
by Whitenleaf
You could use that to get famous on The Late Show...

Ok, heres a REALLY BAD power:

Everytime you think of the country malasia, the nearest dog to you explodes. Once you realise your power, you cant stop thinking of malasia xD

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:29 am UTC
by Sp00n
I don't like dogs.

Score.

Instead of producing saliva, you produce highly toxic ink uncontrollably.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:30 pm UTC
by Millumi
great for escaping from enemies!

The ability to make everything you love explode, note:if you love explosions, the universe blows up

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:52 pm UTC
by Ralith The Third
You can commit suicide in the most unique way.

The ability to make any power useless.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:32 pm UTC
by Whitenleaf
if superman tries to conquer earth, your our guy



the power to chnage the colour of the sky... but only you can see the change

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:32 pm UTC
by itaibn
You're trying to take over the world. Oh no! Superman has come to stop you... or not.

edit/add: The ability to factorize any prime number.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:37 pm UTC
by Whitenleaf
now get yourself a bad sense of humor and voila! Math Teacher!

the ability do subtraction in your head at the speed of 1 millisecond... but only subtracting 1 from a number.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:36 pm UTC
by Millumi
you can now replace a countdown clock

The ability to smell people over the internet

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:34 am UTC
by Whitenleaf
ooo... this site smells of freshed baked cookies
and this one smells like *sniffs* an old encyclopedia
hmm this site smells like *sniff* *sniff* PEN0R!!!!!!! ewwwwwwww


the ability to make dyslexic people trip

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:22 pm UTC
by Millumi
hey, if you hate dyslexic people that is awesome

and I said smell people, not things.

The ability to taste people over the internet

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:34 am UTC
by Whitenleaf
you could become the ultimate cybercreep

the power to absorb mercury into your hand...

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:43 am UTC
by eaglef2
Could kill you...oh you meant the planet, never mind.

The power to become obsessive compulsive on a obsessive compulsive basis.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:47 pm UTC
by Whitenleaf
eaglef2 wrote:The power to become obsessive compulsive on a obsessive compulsive basis.

Your grammar is terrible! It must have an 'N'! IT MUST!!!!!!!!!!! (explodes)

The power to make SPAM taste like poop.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:32 pm UTC
by Impulse97
the power to turn the world inside out at will and implode the moon and sun at will.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:46 pm UTC
by MarcyMarc
how is that not a useful power? Seriously. Free fireworks, free suicide, entertainment, killing astronauts, etc.

the ability to discern someone's favorite food by smelling their used underwear if it has not been washed yet and it is tuesday, february 29th at 3: 42:25.634 and they are not in a 100 yard radius but within a 101 yard radius and there is a solar eclipse.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:09 pm UTC
by scikidus
MarcyMarc wrote:how is that not a useful power? Seriously. Free fireworks, free suicide, entertainment, killing astronauts, etc.

the ability to discern someone's favorite food by smelling their used underwear if it has not been washed yet and it is tuesday, february 29th at 3: 42:25.634 and they are not in a 100 yard radius but within a 101 yard radius and there is a solar eclipse.

Your momma!

The ability to think of a useless superpower for this thread which obviously contains several blatant useful characteristics.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:40 pm UTC
by MarcyMarc
then the thread never dies

the ability to pick up on or subtly set up a that's what she said joke

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:39 pm UTC
by itaibn
That's what she said.
The ability to deny the most obvious truth when it doesn't influence anything important.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:05 am UTC
by Whitenleaf
Don't worry mom, of coarse I cleaned my room.

The power to think about small leaves for hours without boredom.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:36 am UTC
by MarcyMarc
They are quite entertaining, aren't they... The fluttering and drifting never ceases to amuse....


The abilidad para incorporate Spanish into everyday language y nunca ever knows

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:40 am UTC
by eaglef2
Que?

The power to see through my skin.

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:31 am UTC
by Whitenleaf
Is that colon cancer? nah, just a tumor...


The power to solve any math problem instantly, but if you apply it life, you die