Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Rosewinsall » Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:20 pm UTC

Hungry I am.

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Adam H » Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:29 pm UTC

Ratio is 2249.5 before this post and 2231.0 after. Hopefully there will be 2250 views before the next poster; if there is less than 272195 posts at the next post, I should not have necroed.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby bouer » Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:57 pm UTC

122/277560 = 0.000439544603

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby jdj42 » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:31 pm UTC

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby firesoul31 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:40 pm UTC

I must bump, alack.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Nitrodon » Fri Nov 01, 2013 4:08 am UTC

Page 4 is cause for a bump.

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby patzer » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:57 pm UTC

Nitrodon wrote:Page 4 is cause for a bump.


EDIT:
Soup, didn't you see the title says "Minimize, not "Maximize"? :evil:
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Soup » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:29 pm UTC

patzer wrote:
Nitrodon wrote:Page 4 is cause for a bump.
Waiting for it...

Go username5243, musthavebeenmykarma, Rakhal, thunk!!

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Adam H » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:07 pm UTC

bouer wrote:122/277560 = 0.000439544603

After this post it's 128/306575 = .000417516 which means we've improved! Good work everyone!

There should hopefully be at least 308971 views by the next post.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Rosewinsall » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:17 pm UTC

moo

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Postby Rosewinsall » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:21 pm UTC

hmmmm

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Postby Rosewinsall » Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:50 pm UTC

okay

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Postby Rosewinsall » Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:03 pm UTC

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE

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Postby Rosewinsall » Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:04 pm UTC

dammit

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby quadmaster » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:09 am UTC

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby adnapemit » Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:42 am UTC

Bump.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby patzer » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:24 pm UTC

Bump.

There's a "Bump Topic" button at the bottom of the page, if you are the last poster and there have been no posts for a few weeks.

I'll click on that button in March, provided noone posts beforehand.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Actaeus » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:19 pm UTC

Bump!

I'm real proud of all of you. Six years going and still on page 4! Ratio is 136/314988 = 1/2316 before this post.

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby SuperJedi224 » Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:02 am UTC

POST.
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Postby SuperJedi224 » Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:19 am UTC

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby SuperJedi224 » Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:20 am UTC

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Striving for neutral good while caught in the crossfire of a struggle between lawful stupid, chaotic stupid, and, on occasion, just plain stupid.
Yeah, I'm wearing groucho glasses over a ninja mask. You have a problem with that?

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby SuperJedi224 » Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:20 am UTC

yar
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Yeah, I'm wearing groucho glasses over a ninja mask. You have a problem with that?

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby SuperJedi224 » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:05 pm UTC

Guess what? I'm posting anyway.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby SuperJedi224 » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:52 am UTC

I'm posting here anyway
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Rosewinsall » Thu May 14, 2015 5:17 pm UTC

so hey

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Postby Rosewinsall » Thu May 14, 2015 5:17 pm UTC

so hey

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:51 pm UTC

PSA: As of this post, the ratio is 0.000456.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby PTGFlyer » Wed Feb 17, 2016 7:33 pm UTC

Everyone post on this!

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Postby flicky1991 » Sun May 01, 2016 10:05 am UTC

Bumping to front page.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed May 11, 2016 4:50 am UTC

Back to front page. It's the only hope of getting more views on it anyways
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Pied typer » Sun May 15, 2016 6:48 pm UTC

Bumpitty bump bump. Bump bump.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby faubiguy » Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:03 am UTC

Yet Another Bump

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Postby heuristically_alone » Tue Oct 18, 2016 3:55 am UTC

Hello page one!
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby somitomi » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:43 pm UTC

Needs a little push I think. NNnghhh...
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby somitomi » Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:40 am UTC

*burp*
I mean "bump"
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby somitomi » Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:16 am UTC

Don't you think playing this game alone is crazy?
"It's like he's his own alt account. Saves all the logging in and out."/poxic
they/them/theirs = he/him/his ❖ If you want to use something else out of dadaist spite, I won't mind.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby somitomi » Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:44 pm UTC

Not crazier than talking to yourself, don't you think?
"It's like he's his own alt account. Saves all the logging in and out."/poxic
they/them/theirs = he/him/his ❖ If you want to use something else out of dadaist spite, I won't mind.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby somitomi » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:29 am UTC

Hey, you're the one talking.
"It's like he's his own alt account. Saves all the logging in and out."/poxic
they/them/theirs = he/him/his ❖ If you want to use something else out of dadaist spite, I won't mind.
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