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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:49 am UTC

26682
Since
we're on a new page, I'll repost the angry letter I sent to assemblyman Ortiz:

Your proposed ban on salt in restaurants raises a number of important questions. First, have you ever actually prepared food, of any sort, on your own? If you have, you would realize that salt is an essential part of the cooking process in many foods, and it can't always just be added at the table. The second question is: do you realize what this would do to the tourism industry? When traveling somewhere, one of the very most important things I consider is how the food will be. Since I have no family in New York, I would never travel there if this ban passed, and I imagine many New Yorkers would go to New Jersey just to eat. The third question, and I feel this is the most important, even though it might be rude to ask: are you an idiot, moron or otherwise unintelligent person? I feel that the fine people of New York deserve better than that from an assemblyman, and you may want to consider retirement if you are dimwitted enough to sponsor such ridiculous bills without pausing to give thought to the consequences.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:50 am UTC

26683

Alright, we managed that last page in 16 minutes. That's an average of 24 seconds per post. Unfortunately, I have other matters to attend to, so I'm out for now.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:51 am UTC

26684
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby boring bore » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:51 am UTC

26685

All right. I should really be working as well.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:53 am UTC

26686
NOoooo!!! not working, surely you can find someone deserving of any angry letter, which is the perfect thing to write in between posts
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby boring bore » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:54 am UTC

26687

The best person for me to write an angry letter to would definitely be myself. My laziness and procrastination have caused my life to spiral down towards unprecedented (for me) depths.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:56 am UTC

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Start writing that letter!
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby boring bore » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:57 am UTC

26689

No, that would just be an even worse waste of time than I'm doing now.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:57 am UTC

26690
you're not supposed to notice that until the letter is done
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby boring bore » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:58 am UTC

26691

I must be more attentive right now than usual, then.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:01 am UTC

26692
Maybe. either way, I'm feeling the slow ennui of a wasted life, so when we reach the 26700 I'll be out
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby boring bore » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:03 am UTC

26693

OK, I think that would be healthier for both of us. My life is wasting away as well.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:04 am UTC

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby boring bore » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:05 am UTC

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:05 am UTC

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby boring bore » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:06 am UTC

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:07 am UTC

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby boring bore » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:07 am UTC

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:08 am UTC

26700
ad we are done, for now....
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby boring bore » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:09 am UTC

26701

Hopefully my last post for a while...

Look at us, fighting the evils of addiction.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby CAGE » Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:46 am UTC

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No need to thank me, happy to help

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Plasma Man » Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:53 am UTC

You don't get thanked for trying to put us back 629.

26703

I don't have to worry about getting addicted to this, I just post when there's nothing to do at work. Speaking of which, it's time for my lunch break. Chicken and bacon rolls beckon.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby kottonface » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:30 pm UTC

26704.....this is gonna take awhile. :mrgreen:

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby boring bore » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:03 pm UTC

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby grafpa » Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:58 pm UTC

26,706

Skipping my piano lesson today... had a few beers last night.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Plasma Man » Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:21 pm UTC

26707

I didn't overindulge last night, but going out to see bands when I had to get up at 6 this morning may not have been the best idea. On the other hand, the bands were awesome.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Phrozt » Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:49 pm UTC

26708

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby folkhero » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:23 pm UTC

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Sruixan » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:24 pm UTC

26710
This is, er, no offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
That's just, um, beautiful, beautiful beautiful... just beautiful.
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Phrozt » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:28 pm UTC

26711

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Sruixan » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:31 pm UTC

26712
This is, er, no offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
That's just, um, beautiful, beautiful beautiful... just beautiful.
One hot summer's night Lorraine said: "It's time for you to see the lighthouse"
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Phrozt » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:33 pm UTC

26713

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby grafpa » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:36 pm UTC

26,714
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Sruixan » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:42 pm UTC

26,715
This is, er, no offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
That's just, um, beautiful, beautiful beautiful... just beautiful.
One hot summer's night Lorraine said: "It's time for you to see the lighthouse"
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Phrozt » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:31 pm UTC

26716

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Sruixan » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:47 pm UTC

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This is, er, no offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
That's just, um, beautiful, beautiful beautiful... just beautiful.
One hot summer's night Lorraine said: "It's time for you to see the lighthouse"
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Re: Count to a Million

Postby Rozer » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:08 pm UTC

26718

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby kriel » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:24 pm UTC

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby BuOHbaby » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:34 pm UTC

26720

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Re: Count to a Million

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:02 pm UTC

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EDIT: Oh, I didn't even realize this was a page topper. We should have some power of two posts per page, then I'd notice.
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