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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:54 pm UTC

FUCK CHFAN. IM MOD NOW
Suddenly the heros break out of the trial. "It can't be!!" says moot.
DeLink brings out here MIRV and starts shooting the shit outta' everything.
Camoninja uses epic ninja powers to summon dragons and shit.
Bambam cast Holy.On every fucking thing.
The guy with the E in the begging of his name begins to hack Moot files.
2 Hours later.....
You are in The Ruins of 4chan. There is Moot's body and The "Let's get the hell outta' here road. What do you do?
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:15 pm UTC

>go road.
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:18 pm UTC

I'm just gonna wait for chfan to come back.
I'm having no part in this mutiny of yours!
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:19 pm UTC

YOU SHALL NOT BEAT US, JIM HAWKINS! *limps off on his crutches*
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:28 pm UTC

> You are at a road. There are paths to ruins of 4chan, Farmer Browns Farm, and the village. What do you do?
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:35 pm UTC

*Cartman voice*

AY!

I meant that someone has to post. Once. Trial Four is over. You're all fine.

Trial Five

Bring Moot a Metal Cooking Pot, Live Chicken, and a Shiny Rock. All are found in the Village somewhere.
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:03 pm UTC

>Go to village.go to resturant[/b to find/steal [b]metal cooking pot
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:16 pm UTC

You enter the restaurant. You see people sitting at tables and eating various good foods. A waiter comes over.

"Good evening. Our special tonight is bean-and-barley curd. It's really terrible. Follow me, please."

He brings you to your table and you all sit down. You can see a bunch of cooks in the back going in and out of the kitchen doors. There are a great many metal cooking pots, but they are all in use.

A waiter approaches your table. If you stay, you will have to spend money to eat, but you're very hungry. And who knows, the place is packed. Maybe you'll get a quest.
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:25 pm UTC

> Say "Alright bitch, hand over the fucking metal pots or a bust a MIRV cap in yo' white ass"
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:40 pm UTC

>stand
>glare menacingly
*I'm an evil monk*
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby enigmad555 » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:27 am UTC

>wind blast -> removes front portion of building threateningly

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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:29 am UTC

> disassociate myself from group
>go to find a shiny rock
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:03 pm UTC

The waiter says, "You don't have a MIRV. And if you wanted a fucking cooking pot, they're right over there!"

They point to a stand that says "Free Pots" with a guy sitting at it, giving away free pots.

You got Metal Cooking Pot!

You're outside the restaurant. It's been repaired and now you aren't allowed back in. You see paths leading north to the Woods, east to the Gate, and south further into the village.
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:30 pm UTC

what about me?
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby DeLink » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:44 pm UTC

>Go to Camoninja
Side option:> Look for Experimental MIRV
I sure hope you know what i'm talking about chfan.
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:57 pm UTC

EDIT: I haven't been there yet, so I didn't know what you were talking about, DeLink. No, there's nothing like that...here.

Camoninja, you're there too. You can't just vaguely go looking for stuff.

Suddenly, there's a noise from the gate. Several Policemen ride toward you on horses yelling, "Those are the ones! Get them!"

Quckly, run! Where do you go?
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:52 pm UTC

>go to farmer brown
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:52 am UTC

Farmer Brown says, "Sure, you can hide in the hay in the back of the barn. But you'd better hide well! I could get jailed too!"

You all hide in the hay. The sops come to question him and one comes over with a pitchfork to go through the hay.

Quick! What do you do?
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:03 am UTC

>count policemen
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:11 am UTC

>be thankful that we decided to hide in the hayloft, instead of just the bales that are on the ground floor of the barn
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby DeLink » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:40 am UTC

> Say GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING COPS, OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING GAME"
Oh, here's the link to the MIRV:
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Experimental_MIRV
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:56 am UTC

>sigh
>ponder ambushing cops.
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:10 am UTC

They hear you and point their guns at you. You can battle, run, or submit.
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:20 am UTC

what about the whole thing about how we were in a totally different haystack?
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:39 am UTC

DeLink blew your cover.
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:49 am UTC

oh
>poke DeLink
>Try to reason with guards
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:42 pm UTC

They say, "Why the hell did you fart away the wall of the restaurant? Which one of you was that?"
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:48 pm UTC

>"I dunno, I was looking for rocks while they were in the restaurant"
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby DeLink » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:48 pm UTC

> Blame Chfan
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:56 pm UTC

They say, "Wasn't it that Ralith guy who blew away the wall? Where is he? He has to come with us!"
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:09 pm UTC

enigmad555 wrote:>wind blast -> removes front portion of building threateningly
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:47 am UTC

The cops say, "Oh!" and run back to the village to find enigmad.

Where do you go from here?
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:11 am UTC

>list quests
>list tasks
>list all the misc. crud we have to do for no apparent reason
>scream at syntax
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:14 am UTC

>also: list inventory
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:08 pm UTC

You are currently trying to get Ye Flask, and are doing Moot's Seven Trials to obtain it. You are currently on the fifth trial, looking for a Live Chicken and a Shiny Rock. You are in Farmer Brown's Barn.

If you get a Live Chicken, I will give a hint as to the location of a Shiny Rock.

Inventory:

Metal Cooking Pot
Leather Armor
Bronze Pistol
Boots
181 Gold Coins
Bat Bodies
Beef
5 Dirt Cakes
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby DeLink » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:40 pm UTC

>pistolwhip farmer brown. (And I MEAN IT THIS TIME)
>Take chicken
What happened to the katana?
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:07 pm UTC

Camoninja has it equipped.

The bronze pistol glances off of Farmer Brown, who yells,

"Stop! Stop or I'll call the cops back!!! Here, take a chicken and leave me alone!"

EDIT: Hint: The secret of the shiny rock resides with a recently imprisoned shady character.
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby DeLink » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:33 am UTC

>Go to jail (as a visitor)
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby Chfan » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:10 pm UTC

Where? In 4chan?
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Re: The Modern Dungeon.

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:03 pm UTC

in the village, I would assume
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