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Post next in this thread and

Postby Ansain » Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:04 am UTC

I suppose you could say this is some kind of parody of the post in this thread and get banned, thats at least what inspired it.

The first person to post gives a ridiculous reason why the next person to post shouldn't. The next poster then explains why they posted anyways and gives their own ridiculous reason for the next poster not to post, ect.

ex.

Player A
"The next person to post in this thread will accidently light their hair on fire tomorrow"

Player B
"That's ok, I'm bald allready. The next person to post in this thread will be the first victim when the velociraptors invade."

You get bonus points if your ridiculous threat stops people from posting, or if your justification for ignoring the threat and posting anyways is good enough. anybody can award these points seeing as they dont have any meaning. That said the next player to post in this thread loses all their points.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby quintopia » Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:46 am UTC

The next person who's thinking of posting here should post in "Write a silly song" instead, because it's my thread, it's more awesomer, and hey, it's better than Vista.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Matthias » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:16 pm UTC

Well, I'm posting in this one anyway, just to point out that you didn't justify why you posted in here in the first place. Besides, who says you can't post in more than one thread? That's just silly.

Nobody else should post here, because I've actually loaded a keylogger script into the thread.
Do you really believe that?
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Dromtry » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:37 pm UTC

I posted here because all my passwords are "LOLDONGS" anyway, so it didn't matter.

No one should post here because I pooped on the 'New Post' button. Yeah.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Ansain » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:33 am UTC

That's okay, I logged on at a school computer so they would have to deal with the smell.

I wouldn't post here next though or your e-peen will fall off.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Rinsaikeru » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:39 am UTC

As I am female and really don't care--I am not concerned by this threat.

I wouldn't post here next if I were you though, if you did it would cause the internets to collapse under the strain of one too many characters.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Nemphael » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:31 am UTC

That's okay, I've got it all backed up anyways.

The next person to post in this thread will lose ameG ehT.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Meowgan » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:48 am UTC

I just lost twenty dollars and my self respect.

The next person to post in this thread will develop a massive crush on me.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Bulvox » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:34 pm UTC

Sorry, I only crush on people who I've seen. No invisi-girls for me. You know, don't want to fall victim to an old man and all.

The next person to post in this thread will have someone close to them become an hero.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Ansain » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:37 pm UTC

I see no problem with this, having a hero for a friend could be fun.

Post next in this thread and your fingers will get stuck in the super glue that will magically appear on your keyboard.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Allenr » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:27 pm UTC

Its cool, I dont use my fingures to type.

Post in this thread next and that harmless book next to you will turn to page 56 and eat your head.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby kaniman2 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:14 pm UTC

Whatever, all the books around me are picture books, so they don't have a page 56.

The next person to post in this thread will get banned.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Nemphael » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:53 am UTC

I've been banned from a forum before - thus, I'm immune... or something.

If you post in this thread, you're catching a curse like in The Ring. D:<

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Meowgan » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:14 pm UTC

I successfully roll a saving throw against curses.

The next person to post here will become a fan of my knitting. Do it.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Nemphael » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:52 pm UTC

Hey, nice coincidence - I used to knit before. *MarvelAt*

The next person who posts will use a GOTO. <<;

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Tillan » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:11 pm UTC

I have used GOTO's and found them quite effective.

The next poster will become lost in a recurring nightmare made from their own sub-conscious.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby krazykate » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:25 pm UTC

no! not the jonas brothers! auuugh!

the next person to post in this thread will get an STD tomorrow night.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby asiekierka » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:51 pm UTC

State Transmission Diagram? I already have them, and I don't need to get more of them!

The next poster in this thread will get banned. Twice.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Ansain » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:15 pm UTC

that's okay I got banned from 2 other less important forums.

The next person to post in this thread will wake up tomorrow with 2 left hands. (and no right hands)
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Babam » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:27 pm UTC

Thats okay, I can use my left hand just fine.

The next person to post will lose the use of their entire facial region, and should really post in my "Your Last words" thread.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby J Spade » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:09 am UTC

It's okay, I already posted there.

The next poster would be better off checking to see that they have put gas in their car for the commute tomorrow.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Munzapoppa » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:10 am UTC

I don't own a car, and I'm too young to drive.

The next poster will be forced to sleep with a monkey.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby asiekierka » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:10 am UTC

I slept with a robotized monkey that had a PS3 inside and played LittleBigPlanet all night.

The next person to post in this thread will eat Randall. And every xkcd server.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby rnew » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:34 am UTC

OM NOM NOM

The next person to post here will spell every word of their post wrong.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Meowgan » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:47 am UTC

Lulz, hai.

Teh nxt preson wil can haz hugz tiem nao plz.

Dat wuz suprisingli ezy.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby parallax » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:46 pm UTC

Can it be hugz tiem nao?

The next person to post in this thread will divide by zero.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Ansain » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:37 pm UTC

oh shi-

The next person to post in this thread will multiply their life savings by zero.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Nemphael » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:33 pm UTC

That's okay. My teacher said division by zero means infinity, so whoo~ I'll try it on hissavingsfirst, to prove him right (Or incidentally wrong, in which case he got what he deserved).

The next person to post in this thread will get tickled!

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby krazykate » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:22 pm UTC

I'll punish the next poster by unfairly editing this post.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby andy11235 » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:39 am UTC

You wouldn't have the guts! So do your worst.

The next poster will mix up their toothpaste and shaving cream tomorrow.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Brooklynxman » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:54 am UTC

Thats alright, I just ran out of shaving cream, and would just be glad to have found more

The next post in this thread will be forever be labeled as the lame person who posted next in this thread
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:37 am UTC

No problems- I don't care if I'm insulted (srsly)

The next person to post will forever be haunted by an angry cat-ghost.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Figment » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:39 am UTC

I'll just leave it cheezburgers


the next person to post in this thread is a computational linguist
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby poxic » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:46 am UTC

That's low, man. I'm a linguist, therefore untainted by your foul language.

Should anyone dare to post after me, they will promptly feel a sharp hit on their backside.
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby rath358 » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:55 am UTC

Thats okay, i borrowed some chainmail from a friend

The next person to post on this thread just lost tha game!

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Figment » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:11 am UTC

Ha!:http://joshu777.deviantart.com/art/THE-WIN-CARD-104951689

The next person to post on this thread will be subject to an attack by furries
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Nemphael » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:46 pm UTC

I'm sure they'll be furious (harr harr).

The next person to post will have snowballs pelted (same laughter as above (just a pun - don't get outraged or anything, please?)) at them.

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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Quadropus » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:11 pm UTC

Ah ha! No snow here so I am safe.

No one should post after this as I have just finished polishing my meat cleaver and chopping shoes...
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby TheManInTheHat » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:40 pm UTC

I post anyways because you don't know where I live.

The next person shouldn't post because by doing so they are doing nothing constructive with their life, and should instead work on something that actually matters, like the "count to a million thread."
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Re: Post next in this thread and

Postby Actaeus » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:12 pm UTC

I've already brought creativity to that thread (check out my numbers!) and I'm busy stalking you.

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