Break up with the person above you

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:01 pm UTC

We can't stay together, im sorry, but everytime i turn my back your on yet another person's mother. I can't trust you.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Phrozt » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:05 pm UTC

You don't know how to use the correct instance of "your" or "you're."

You're not the one for me.

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby AvatarIII » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:12 pm UTC

You're just so cold, and you're pedantic to boot!this can't go on any longer...

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:14 pm UTC

I've had enough of your public nudity! We are done, sorry.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby AvatarIII » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:16 pm UTC

why can't you be rougher! you're so boring! and you're obsession with blades! it can't go on any longer!

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby chaoztheory1 » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:15 am UTC

Your blue skin clashes with my robes! IT'S OVER.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:22 am UTC

Im sorry, but I cant love some one so pixelated. it was fun back in the 80s, but its just no fun today
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby chaoztheory1 » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:26 am UTC

I wish you'd stop using my priceless collection of skulls for your pictures. I need those for my dark rituals! I'm done.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:31 am UTC

I've had enough with the arguements and the hat wearing. Either you wear an animal pelt, dont wear anything on your head, or we are done!
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby chaoztheory1 » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:43 am UTC

You and your filthy dead animals always ruin the smells of my ritual scented candles. I want them out of the house or it's finished!
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:50 pm UTC

I'm sorry, but i refuse to live on land, either you move onto my pirate ship or we are done
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby chaoztheory1 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:25 am UTC

Pirate ships are cool and all, but I'm a landlubber. You never did care about me and my needs.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:27 am UTC

Your needs? YOUR NEEDS? WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS? YOU TRIED TO TAKE AWAY MY RUM!!! AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN AGREE TO STOP THOSE RITUALS IN EXCHANGE! It ain't right....
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:08 pm UTC

I just... can't be with someone with an avatar of a Lego Mario doing Shakespeare... :cry:

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Kromix » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:10 pm UTC

i'm sorry your eye smells like an old pickled vagina... wait, you should be sorry for that.. bye.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:14 pm UTC

You broke my posting streak, now I shall break your heart!

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:52 pm UTC

Sean Quixote wrote:I just... can't be with someone with an avatar of a Lego Mario doing Shakespeare... :cry:

I cant be with some one who doesnt know what puzzle pirates is
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:52 am UTC

I can't be with someone who CARES!


Wait, that one was a little too true. :cry:

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby gaga654 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:03 am UTC

I'm sorry, it's just that... you don't respect my feelings enough. Oh, and that giant eye on the top of your head.

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:22 pm UTC

It's my third eye, and you would know that if you were more spiritual! :(

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby madjo » Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:59 am UTC

I'm sorry, but this isn't working out for us. It's not me, it's you.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Kromix » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:50 pm UTC

i know it's me and you are uglly, you can't fix ugly.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:16 am UTC

I'm sorry. The link in your sig is broken. I can't keep living like this.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:33 am UTC

That's what she said! No but I'm seriously, I can't be with the swines that hang out with cjquines... YEEEAAAHH! 8)

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:14 am UTC

Inter-thread references? Seriously? Get back to me if you grow up a little.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Nemphael » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:15 am UTC

Dude, those x-es...? Get out. No, I literally mean, get OUT.

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby RollingHead » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:22 pm UTC

I'm sorry, but I can't be with an owl because I'm allergic to feathers.

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Giallo » Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:58 pm UTC

I've had enough of you being late to every date. It's over.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Kromix » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:52 pm UTC

i'm sorry, but i'm not into phillipino lady boy traps...
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Badion » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:32 pm UTC

It's not you....It's, well yeah it's you. You are just so nice and sweet and I need a person with an attitude. Someone with a spine that can take me tot he movies and choke me when i'm out of line. I just do not see us being able to do that. I wish you the best.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby t1mm01994 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:52 pm UTC

Wait... You were bender all along? You lied to me! You said you were human!

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby LOLBeth » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:33 am UTC

I can't take it any more. You're too f*cking vanilla and vice versa.

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Badion » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:47 pm UTC

I am grossly intimidated by the presence of a woman and find that I am better off alone in a world of sorrow pain and video games. *whisper* goodbye
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Kyreles » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:48 pm UTC

I'm leaving you for your twin. He's more mature than you by now.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby LOLBeth » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:56 pm UTC

I'm leaving you for a threesome with the other two triplets. We're going to spend the whole night telling each other awful stories about you.

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Badion » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:25 pm UTC

I'm leaving you for another time. Literally. I am traveling through time and I think you can understand that given the opportunity you would do the same to me. No, you can not come with me. Truth be told I was planning on leaving you anyway. You smell funny when you laugh.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby [.root/fail] » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:39 am UTC

I'm sorry baby... but I forgot to turn off the toaster last night, the apartment burned down; but I'm blaming you anyway, for insurance reasons.

I'll be moving to the keys with this money, alone, thanks.
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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:54 am UTC

I can't stand living in the middle of nowhere anymore. I'm sorry, but I need to go back.

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Pjotr » Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:39 pm UTC

Power word: Fine!
Every finger is touching and searching / Until your secrets come out,
In the dance, as it endlessly circles / I linger close to your mouth.
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This sentence is as succinct as possible.

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Re: Break up with the person above you

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:55 am UTC

I'M SICK OF YOU AND YOUR POWER WORDS!


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