xkcd

by **eaglef2** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:33 am UTC

I destroy cupcakes, now leave!

by **Kaeyn** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:33 am UTC

Just because it's been a FULL WEEK since my last post doesn't mean you have to start seeing other people!

by **Nemphael** » Fri May 22, 2009 6:55 am UTC

You just ran away, screaming nasty words at me and made out with Zach Braff! Don't talk to me about seeing other people!

by **tgjensen** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:49 pm UTC

I'm eloping with your mom. See you next christmas!

by **Kulantan** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:13 pm UTC

I'm so sorry, it's just something about the way the light is refracted by your stench.

by **Kaeyn** » Fri May 22, 2009 11:36 pm UTC

I'VE got a bad stench??? You're a COW, and you're SMOKING!

by **Kulantan** » Fri May 22, 2009 11:47 pm UTC

YEAH, well, learn the word moderation when it comes to hair gel anime boy!

by **Nith Azra** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:12 am UTC

Who's tie is that? That's not yours!!!

You're wearing someone else's clothes! :O

by **thecamoninja** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:13 am UTC

You're too much a newbie for my tastes

by **Splendid** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:19 am UTC

Listen. It's not that I don't like you; I love you. I just don't love your tastes. Either enlist in the military or get out of that camo.

by **thecamoninja** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:21 am UTC

Hey guess what:
You're also a newbie
sorry
I mean not really
I don't even like you enough to apologize
'bye

by **Silvyr** » Sat May 23, 2009 8:36 pm UTC

Hey there! I'm not a newbie. I can't date someone so incompetent.

by **thecamoninja** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:17 pm UTC

When did I ever call you a newbie? I was talking to, you know, the new guys, not you!

Learn to use your ears

by **eaglef2** » Sat May 23, 2009 10:20 pm UTC

STOP YELLING AT ME!!!

by **TheManInTheHat** » Sun May 24, 2009 1:48 am UTC

That crooked arrow sticking out of your chest is driving us apart.... I'm sorry....

by **eaglef2** » Sun May 24, 2009 4:04 am UTC

You gave it to me...

by **Minchandre** » Sun May 24, 2009 4:30 am UTC

Yeah, well you gave me herpes.

by **eaglef2** » Sun May 24, 2009 4:58 am UTC

no your mother did!

by **Nemphael** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:43 am UTC

No, I did! Yes, I was cheating with her.

by **Nith Azra** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:55 am UTC

I'm sorry, but I just can't be with someone who is willing to cheat at cards...

by **Nemphael** » Sun May 24, 2009 12:03 pm UTC

hey, don't call her a card! She so much more than that (Unlike you were...)!

by **eaglef2** » Mon May 25, 2009 8:22 pm UTC

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, really I have lost track here

by **fisticuffs** » Tue May 26, 2009 4:06 am UTC

i can't be with someone who loses track!

by **GraphiteGirl** » Tue May 26, 2009 2:50 pm UTC

I'm sorry, but your name is too violent. I only date pacifists. Get out of my apartment before I punch you.

by **Nith Azra** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:13 pm UTC

I can't stay with you if you won't let me try to super-compress you and make us both rich...

by **eaglef2** » Tue May 26, 2009 8:52 pm UTC

how is it that you still only have 1 post? Get out!

by **Nemphael** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:27 pm UTC

That's what she said! You're so insensitive...

by **Silvyr** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:43 pm UTC

And you're so immature still using TWSS as a come back. Sheesh.

by **eaglef2** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:55 pm UTC

That's what she said! well my last girl really did say that, or did she say, "I'll kill you!"

by **Bartimaeus** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:58 am UTC

I think she said "I'll kill you!" she told me all about when she left and came to my house, speaking of which I think i'm going to have to choose her over you.

by **Kaeyn** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:44 am UTC

Choose? She went to you, you bastard! I have no control over her; TAKE HER if that's what you want!

by **Nith Azra** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:47 pm UTC

Now you're just offering me out to people? AND you're calling me a woman?!?!?!?!

by **eaglef2** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:22 pm UTC

bitch...

by **Silvyr** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:32 pm UTC

Slut lick.

by **eaglef2** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:33 pm UTC

wahore

by **Silvyr** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:37 pm UTC

*bites*

by **eaglef2** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:39 pm UTC

I'm dead, look at the arrow, biting me can't do anymore!

by **Silvyr** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:41 pm UTC

*spray paints the arrow hot pink* Now you're flaming as well.

by **eaglef2** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:42 pm UTC

you frozen cow guts!

by **Nemphael** » Wed May 27, 2009 11:01 pm UTC

Don't talk about my mom like that!

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