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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:27 pm UTC

Permission to engage
*accidently shoots a bandit tent, triggering an alarm*
DELINK ATTRACTED THE HORDE
HERE THEY COME!!!
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby bigglesworth » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:29 pm UTC

Bombs away! Neeeooooowww...
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:06 pm UTC

*charges ahead to meet them, roaring and generally looking really, really angry.*
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:53 pm UTC

bigglesworth fires *rat-tat-tat-tat*
Ralith fights them off, but there still are a lot.
Nobody rescued PlasmaMan
PLASMA MAN IS DEAD
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:39 pm UTC

*continues fighting*
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:52 pm UTC

Ralith keeps fighting, but is attacked by a tank!
Tank:Tanks are useally 100 times buffer than a regular undead, and have great punching strength, plus they can throw big stuff.
Ralith is being charged. What do you do?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:40 pm UTC

*enters a sword-fighting low-guard, and waits*
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby myrrh7x » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:56 pm UTC

If it isn't too late.

Avatar: Flying Turtle
My turtle can fly.
It also seems to be a good model for mecha-robot-like things to be created off of it.

Class?: Social (Mainly)

Skills:
Flying/Swimming
Controlling robots
Persuasive arguments

Equipment:
Natural Abilities - Shell
Repair Kit (Comes with BATTERIES!)
Mecha-Armor (V1)
Watermelon - food (Social uses)

Advantages:
Good Defense
Good Agility, Speed, Aim (Irony~)
Mecha-Armor can be used as defensive support
Can give the gift of friendship and watermelons
Can create chaos amongst enemies - dropping watermelons, distracting the, etc.

Disadvantages:
Weak - Can only hurt biological things when by itself
Limited to scouting/defensive operations
Cannot speak without armor - limited to gestures
Slow on ground. Really slow (It's a turtle o.o)

Notes on Armor:
Originally just a small battlesuit sort of thing.
Starts off small and pretty weak
Mainly used for support
Can be upgraded, but really high cost for such things and high maintenance costs
Can become giant mecha if upgraded to that point
Can be changed for other users.

So really,to sum up the A/D Section
A: Strong against Infantry
D: Very weak. Little to no damage. Weak against things much larger than self (Which is most things) due to being easily crushed.

W/ Armor
A: Good against Mechanized things
D: Same as above, can be easily crushed, cannot really destroy anything/just support.

Hope that's not too detailed/overpowered/done correctly.

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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:52 pm UTC

And so Ralith goes into a battle vs. a tank. Dispite having great stamina, the Tank outwieghs Ralith in weight & strength, throwing a chunk of concrete at him, knocking him down. Some one must help Ralith up! (Raltih, you can fight, but at a reduced rate)
Welcome myrrh7x , you can choose to fight the zombies, or stay at HQ.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:55 pm UTC

Whoops, accident post. Well I guess I should give it a purpose:
You can choose to retreat at anytime guys.....that dosen't mean you'll be succsessful though.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Matthias » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:13 pm UTC

De, with this and some of the other work you've done, I think you win the award for "Most Ambitious Forum Games." :)

Avatar: Ninefinder
A Victorian-era robot with a sharpish bowler hat. A witty character who uses his brains and charm to attract funding and make some nifty gadgets.

Class Thingy: Mostly Financial; does some inventing on a rather small scale.

Equipment
Lampposts: He can plant these to reveal infiltrated enemy units or as a beacon for air-strikes and such.
Flying Bowler Hat: Operable by remote, usually just used as an Odd-Job style boomerang. Also rather snazzy-looking.
Luminiferous Aether Box: It's a box, filled with pure energy. Imagine the uses!
Bulletproof Briefcase: Used in financial presentations. Can also serve as a shield.

Advantages:
-Can rai$e money for us!
-Good against enemy reconnaissance units and other lightly-armored infantry (he is a robot, after all)
-Mad Science!

Disadvantages:
-Weak against EMP
-Will not heal naturally (must be repaired)
-Water or extreme cold can cause short-circuits, especially once he's been damaged.

My helots and I will be assisting Ruf with the satellite research.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:31 pm UTC

myrrh7x and matthia's you guys are at the base. You see roughly 120-160 zombies in the distance. There are a total of 1800 helots at camp. Also, matthia, you will be an important economic person, so I give you 4 exper bodyguards. You guys are the only two at camp. What are your orders?
Note: you guys are 60% done with the satilite.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Matthias » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:40 pm UTC

GPS system won't do us much good if the base is filled with zombies. I'll leave my researcher helots where they are, and take my body-guards and about 200 helots on a forward strike against the zombies. The other ones should stay and work on base fortifications unless somebody else grabs them up.

I'll be on the frontline, cracking open the Aether-Box and shooting some energy at the zombies. My bodyguards should be picking off any that get too close. The helots should, um, do whatever. "Go for the head, guys!"
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby bigglesworth » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:43 pm UTC

Bigglesworth will reload and offer air support to those fighting, but I have an idea.

With someone else who's good at sneaking, we could steal research plans from another base. I can offer the dropoff and quick pickup, and my partner in crime would lift the plans from the base's helots.

Anyone up for this?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:47 pm UTC

Biggles worth, i'm sorry but with the war we don't have enough fuel for you to steal some intel from a far away base. Well, it looks like this battle is nearly done. Matthias, your doing well holding off the zombies. However, one of your bodyguards is just slightly moving around, always getting a one-hit kill on a zombie. He even onehit kills a tank! You might want to say something to him.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Matthias » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:52 pm UTC

I am naming my bodyguards after the Ninja Turtles, if that's okay.

"Raphael, that's some first-rate work! if we survive this, I'm putting you in for a raise. Where'd you learn to shoot like that, anyway?"

*Continues zapping zombies with Aether*
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:59 pm UTC

The battle at the bandits camp is over. Though there have been nearly 200 helot casualites, SuperTD subscumed to a witch, and PlasmaMan was mauled. We will try to bring those two great avatars back to life, once we find a priest/monk/etc. When we get back, we will hold a funeral.
Meanwhile, support is coming for matthias. Matthias, you notice you have 5 bodyguards. When you turn around, mister one-hit kill is gone. Oh, and the zombies are retreating. Do you go after them or stay back?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby myrrh7x » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:01 pm UTC

Since I'm slightly late today, I'm just gonna use the armor to create a turret defense placed on Matthias' head.
My helots will create a defensive wall back at the base.

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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:11 pm UTC

The zombies retreat and we win!....But could they have signaled other zombies!!!
So now we got full info on the special infected:
Tank: Buff, and strong. Simillar to a Troll, but faster.
Hunter: Can jump to extreme heights, and pounce on people. Low armor but very fast.
Smoker: Has a long tounge to drag you away. Once he brings you close, he will both strangle and claw you. A puff of smoke emits from him after death.
Boomer: Very low armor, but can vomit on you to attract more zombies. He also explodes on death, his entrails having the same effect as his bile (he is only effective against living things not robots and stuff like that)
Witch: A young crying girl who just sits their and sobs. However, if you disturb her, she will attack you. She has moderate health, and her attacks are 1.5 stronger than a tanks.
We only have 2300 helots now....
2 days later...
The funeral will be today.
We notice a group of about 50 undisclosed people in the distance. They walk in a way a zombie wouldn't. What should we do?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby bigglesworth » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:27 pm UTC

Hmm. Do we have oil derricks? If so I get some of my helots to increase fuel production.

When will the satellite be done?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:34 pm UTC

The satilite is done. It shows a full square mile around XKCD (XKCD is in the middle)
There's mostly interfields( basically just flat land). Sinfest is up in the north-east. Oh, there's an oil rig east of hear, so if you want to go on a mission bigglesworth....
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:34 pm UTC

The satilite is done. It shows a full square mile around XKCD (XKCD is in the middle)
There's mostly interfields( basically just flat land). Sinfest is up in the north-east. Oh, there's an oil rig east of hear, so if you want to go on a mission bigglesworth....
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Matthias » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:10 pm UTC

"Raph? Where the devil have you gone off too, man?"

Concerned with the disappearing body-guard, and the mysterious appearance of two new ones, I will have my entourage report for medical screening (and, bugger it, have a wizard look at them too if we have one).

Meanwhile, I'll be working on raising some funds for us.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby bigglesworth » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:18 pm UTC

Now the satellite is up, I think we should put funds into a barracks, to have some infantry from helots. Although some way to get more helots might be needed some time.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:18 pm UTC

Matthias wrote:"Raph? Where the devil have you gone off too, man?"

Concerned with the disappearing body-guard, and the mysterious appearance of two new ones, I will have my entourage report for medical screening (and, bugger it, have a wizard look at them too if we have one).

Meanwhile, I'll be working on raising some funds for us.

Oh no mat, You notice that Ralph was the fifth bodyguard and he dissapered once you noticed you had 5 bodyguards, when I gave you only 4. You are ay' okay.
You work on selling weapons that me and 150 other skill helots create.
Helots:2380
Money:8000
The figure in the distance come up to us.
"Halt!" I demand. "Who goes there?
"We are only merchants!" They reply. "We are having a weapons discount!" What should we do?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby myrrh7x » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:49 pm UTC

Let them in but don't let them wander? o.o

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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:13 pm UTC

I'll go out and check'em out.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:26 pm UTC

We make sure to keep a high watch on them. There leader says "Where would you like to trade? We've got small arms, auto weapons, transportation weapons (yep) and minigun turrents."
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Matthias » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:07 pm UTC

"Transportation weapons? What do you mean by that: armored vehicles and such, mounted weapons, or weapons designed to teleport matter without covering the intervening distance?"

Also: dispatch a 50-man search party to look for Raphael. Send Donatello to pick up dry-cleaning.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:05 pm UTC

Matthias wrote:"Transportation weapons? What do you mean by that: armored vehicles and such, mounted weapons, or weapons designed to teleport matter without covering the intervening distance?"

Also: dispatch a 50-man search party to look for Raphael. Send Donatello to pick up dry-cleaning.

It means mongooses and banshee's sort of transportation.
You do not need to look for Raphael. All your bodyguards are here. The, lets call him the Mysterious Stranger dissapeared.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:41 pm UTC

I say let them in- I'll.. ,"guard" them.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby pancake bunny » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:32 am UTC

i guess I'll join
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Can speed up research and make a A-Bomb every 15 post.(thought i would put a limit on this)
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Smart.
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Weak - Can't really fight
Limited to Research and WMD building
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:42 am UTC

I have a comic you should read that would change your mind on that weakness...
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:42 am UTC

So we talk with them and we can trade for weapons any time.

Okay so what should our focus be?
We could take over an oil field we discovered.
We can do something about SinFest.
We can set up a war or something.
Everyone can make a proposition.
Voting Ends tommorow night.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby pancake bunny » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:11 am UTC

bigglesworth wrote:I have a comic you should read that would change your mind on that weakness...

wat comic

we should take the oil feild
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:12 am UTC

Check your PMs.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby pancake bunny » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:18 am UTC

lol I guess i can fight then
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:57 pm UTC

So we begin harvesting the oil. This allows us for a higher rate of production and fuel.
Oh we got a message......from anonymous!
*matthia's mysterious stranger is tied to the chair in the background*
Anonymous:Yo emo bitches. I'm holdin ya nigaa here. You gonna giv us xkczsd or will do it for the LULZ.
*end tranmistion*
.......I have a plan. Whose up for a spy mission?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:58 pm UTC

Oh no! They are legion!
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Matthias » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:05 pm UTC

*Watches hostage video*

"In the vernacular: oh hellz to the no."

Matthias volunteers for a spy mission, preferably followed by a scorched-earth "smoke that mutha" mission.
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