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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:37 pm UTC

Okay!
We leave tommorow in real time.
Ninja outfits are in the storage room.
You can also replace one of your abilities with Spy Revovler.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:16 pm UTC

I'll go, in blacked-out armor. Sword sheathed.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby myrrh7x » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:22 am UTC

I'm gonna remain on base defense.
Can't let everyone go or the city will be too unprotected.

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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:14 am UTC

Move em' out!
We get to 4chan. I'll search /b/ for anonymous.

Meanwhile at base,
you guys notice some 4chanians coming in from the distance. And now there fire catapults!!!
Go Go Go!
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby myrrh7x » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:23 am UTC

How quickly can we get anti-air turrets built?
I wanna see the army only getting pelted by little pebbles.

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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby bigglesworth » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:24 am UTC

I'm not sure how well that will work, but with a few firebombs, I can fly over, try and dodge their fire, and set them and their ammo alight.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:31 am UTC

Anti-air turrents.....we didn't do enough research. And those are small rocks. Only 20-75 pound rocks lol......
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby pancake bunny » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:06 pm UTC

permission to launch Enola Gay
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby bigglesworth » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:25 pm UTC

Let's save that for their base, when we need to.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby pancake bunny » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:25 pm UTC

then what should i do (setting up lab now)
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:54 pm UTC

You could maybe research some physics. The /b/tards are closing in and firing rocks. Prepare for battle!

In 4chan, there is a supicious meeting with a bunch of robed figures. Should we investigate that, or the man with an anomonouys (whatever) mask?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby pancake bunny » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:37 pm UTC

okay researching Bernoulli's principle so our helots can fly
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:48 pm UTC

*charges the 4chanians*
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:09 am UTC

Ralith starts randomly slashing. Soon, every in this section of town is fighting. I bring out my wrench *hit hit*. We shouldn't stay in this area for long. What should we do?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby myrrh7x » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:13 am UTC

Fortify a large building and go "siege mode".
We have enough watermelons for weeks, and we can probably dig a well or something.

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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:46 pm UTC

While we half of us were being a distraction, the constructioners built a huge battering ram with electric spikes and a fort. At this rate, not only will we find the mysterious stranger, we may permantly harm 4chan forever! Civillians run away, and several mods will be trying to help keep control. 4 mods approach us (by that I mean the low armored, distracters, tanks and healers are at the battering ram) but do not see us.
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You can use this system to aim and hit a target. You have 6 choices:
Torso: Regular damage, usually the biggest target.
Right/Left Arm: Has a small damage boost over torso.Sometimes this will make them drop their weapon, and will make it harder for them to use weapons. Usually you have 3/4th the chance of hitting the arms compared to the torso.
Right/Left Leg: Same on par with Arms on damage/accuracy, though shooting them here will decrease their stability/running speed.
Weapon: You can shoot their weapon. This is usually the hardest to hit, though it a sure-hit for making them drop their weapon. Usually has about 1/4 the chance to hit this rather than the Torso.
Head: Does the most damage. Hurts the enemy in almost every way, and you usually have a 65% chance of hitting this to compare the torso.
Then choose the weapon you will strike with.
I show this in action now:

We are directly behind the mods in the shadows. One of the mods raises his gun to shoot but I'll show him!
Mod: Right Arm:Shotgun
He drops the gun and 2 pellets scrape his body. He topples forward but doesn't fall down. Do we stay and fight, or run?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby pancake bunny » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:40 pm UTC

well i attack a mod with a pen
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:27 pm UTC

You stab a pen. They then shoot you and you fall down, temporaryly crippled. Way to go.
Mod: Shotgun:Head
I shot him in the head on the head and he falls down. There are 3 left and they are randomly shooting at us now.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:13 am UTC

>attack closesttar unaimed
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:38 pm UTC

Ralith strikes a mod, and wins to his natural advantage over enemies like that. Then a heavyly armored admin comes "What's going on ere?" he asks (yes, that's meant to be mispeled). What do we do?
Also, you get damage reduction while in V.A.T.S. (but double damage for 3 seconds after it)
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:53 pm UTC

>attack mod weapon
*begins to fight defensively*
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:22 am UTC

Assuming that you use V.A.T.S., you strike the weapon of the highest mod, his rocket launcher falls to the ground. The others start shooting at you.Pistol:Mod:Left Leg. I badly damage one of the mods legs, making him shake for a few seconds.
Note:You can pick up fallen weapons.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:09 am UTC

>dive rocket launcher
>sheath claymore
>wield rocket launcher
>fire @ mod
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:51 pm UTC

Requring speed and energy, you missed the HeadMod because it was difficult to do all at the same time. He punches you and you are flung against the wall. Shotgun:HeadMod:Torso. The shot barely glances off him. I'm running!
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:09 pm UTC

If the rocket launchers have multiple ammo, fire again. If not, drop it, wield my claymore, and advance normally.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:10 pm UTC

Due to your low strength, the rocket launcher is hard to shoot with, but you manage to get a shoot off on him. He stumbles backwards. I'm running away and pistol shootin' him.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:10 pm UTC

>stand
>flee
>rest
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:56 pm UTC

We flee the mod. We rest to regain health. What should we do next? Remember, we're trying to find the mysterious stranger
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:37 pm UTC

Do we have any idea where he is?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:13 pm UTC

nope.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:20 pm UTC

Upgrade the satellite to search?
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:18 am UTC

that will be finished tommorow. "NO WANT TINY PEOPLE! screams the head mod, he picks up the smaller mod and throws him at me. I fly away. The Mod is charging Ralith.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby myrrh7x » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:56 am UTC

Do we have any cryo-weaponry?
We can use that to freeze the rampaging mod.

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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:17 am UTC

*pulls out his (needle-tipped) claymore and points it at the charging mod at the last second*
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Mach1ne » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:33 am UTC

Interesting...is it to late to join up?

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Can - repair equipment on battle field and in heated times can give a boost to all tech based weaponry for a while(this ability much recharge after use).

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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:36 am UTC

I can, if you're in active combat, guard you. Not much infantry can get by me if you're keeping an eye on 'em.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:29 pm UTC

We dont have weapons unless you mention them.
Mach1ne fires some blasts at the head mod. He gets annoyed. He runs at us, but gets hit by the battering ram. Onwards, to find the Mysterious Stranger!
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:06 pm UTC

*attempts to taunt the nearest mod into charging him, at which time he shall impale the charging mod*
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby DeLink » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:50 pm UTC

The mods are gone. Then we see someone who looks a LOT like the mysterious stranger being held by a guard nearby. They are running away. Pisto:Mod:Head. One bullet hits him, but he's still goin.
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Re: XKCD: Avatar Empire's

Postby bigglesworth » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:04 pm UTC

Whilst people are out on the mission, I'm working on upgrading the plane to use less fuel and training some helots to be better mechanics.
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