DEAR ASMODS

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Mon May 04, 2009 10:10 pm UTC

Dolly Parton.
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Asmodieus » Mon May 04, 2009 10:35 pm UTC

Dolly Dagger
Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Mon May 04, 2009 10:37 pm UTC

Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Asmodieus » Mon May 04, 2009 10:41 pm UTC

Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Mon May 04, 2009 10:43 pm UTC

That's better.
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Asmodieus » Mon May 04, 2009 10:46 pm UTC

She drinks the blood from a jagged edge.


Better watch out baby here comes your master.


Her loves so heavy it'll make you stagger.
Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Mon May 04, 2009 10:48 pm UTC

Naaaaw :)

Didn't think you thought of me that way.
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Asmodieus » Mon May 04, 2009 10:48 pm UTC

Been riding broomsticks since she was fifteen
Blowin' out all the other witches on the scene
She got a bullwhip just as long as your life
Her tongue can even scratch the soul out of the devil’s wife.
Well I seen her in action at the Player's Choice
Turn all the love men into doughnut boys.
Hey, red hot mama you better step aside,
This chicks gonna turn you to a block of ice.
Look out!
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Mon May 04, 2009 10:50 pm UTC

Hell yeah!
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Asmodieus » Mon May 04, 2009 10:52 pm UTC

Asmodieus wrote:She got a bullwhip just as long as your life
Her tongue can even scratch the soul out of the devil’s wife.
Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Mon May 04, 2009 10:52 pm UTC

Kinky.
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Asmodieus » Mon May 04, 2009 10:53 pm UTC

Whats her tounge made of?
Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby thecamoninja » Mon May 04, 2009 11:07 pm UTC

Probably the same stuff as the bullwhip

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Mon May 04, 2009 11:10 pm UTC

thecamoninja wrote:Probably the same stuff as the bullwhip
Time3?
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
Box Boy wrote:tina-mat is my lord and master.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Mon May 04, 2009 11:11 pm UTC

tina-mat wrote:Time cubed?
Holy fuck!
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
Box Boy wrote:tina-mat is my lord and master.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby thecamoninja » Mon May 04, 2009 11:12 pm UTC

Well, yeah. The only way you can get to hell is by dying, so if the whip is as long as your life, her tongue must be, also

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Tillan » Tue May 05, 2009 8:22 am UTC

I disagree.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Tue May 05, 2009 3:52 pm UTC

With what?
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
Box Boy wrote:tina-mat is my lord and master.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Tillan » Tue May 05, 2009 3:55 pm UTC

Alot of things, do you need the full list?
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Tue May 05, 2009 3:56 pm UTC

Tillan wrote:yes
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
Box Boy wrote:tina-mat is my lord and master.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Tillan » Tue May 05, 2009 4:01 pm UTC

ok, ill start making a list, and get back to you when its complete.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Tue May 05, 2009 5:29 pm UTC

Good. It will be complete tomorrow.
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
Box Boy wrote:tina-mat is my lord and master.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Asmodieus » Tue May 05, 2009 7:33 pm UTC

Listen, I dont know whats going on here. But, this thread is about complimenting me.


HENCE THE NAME


Dear sweet, Asmods
Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Tue May 05, 2009 7:48 pm UTC

Dear sweet Arsemods. Where have you been my entire life?
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
Box Boy wrote:tina-mat is my lord and master.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby thecamoninja » Tue May 05, 2009 8:08 pm UTC

Florida

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Tillan » Tue May 05, 2009 8:11 pm UTC

Asmodieus wrote:Listen, I dont know whats going on here. But, this thread is about complimenting me.


HENCE THE NAME


Dear sweet, Asmods

wut?
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby BobMacDhonnchaidh » Fri May 08, 2009 12:30 am UTC

Fantastic song
Thig crìoch air an t-saoghal ach mairidh gaol is ceòl

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Silvyr » Fri May 08, 2009 10:32 pm UTC

*walks in,

hangs drawings,

sets a pile of skittles down,

walks out*
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Tillan » Fri May 08, 2009 10:45 pm UTC

*eats skittles*
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Silvyr » Sat May 09, 2009 1:52 am UTC

*wanders in* Drat! I thought I left skittles in here... hmm.. oh well. *leaves starbursts and wanders out*
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby thecamoninja » Sat May 09, 2009 2:49 am UTC

*eats starburts*

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby existential_elevator » Sat May 09, 2009 8:42 am UTC

WEAR THE MAKE-UP!


Sorry, I wasn't listening.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Gentlelady » Sat May 09, 2009 12:35 pm UTC

Asmodieus wrote:Listen, I dont know whats going on here. But, this thread is about complimenting me.


HENCE THE NAME


Dear sweet, Asmods



Every time I see one of your posts for some strange reason my brain recognizes your name as
'Assmods' instead of Asmods.
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Sat May 09, 2009 1:40 pm UTC

Arsemods. That's what we Europeans call him.
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
Box Boy wrote:tina-mat is my lord and master.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Asmodieus » Sat May 09, 2009 1:41 pm UTC

As
Tillian wrote:Yeah, but the polar bears get more territorial during the summer, so we have to stay indoors.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby tina-mat » Sat May 09, 2009 1:42 pm UTC

if
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
poxic wrote:Y'know, tina-mat, I hadn't realised until today that your avatar was a stabby little girl. I just thought she was wanking her ponytails.
Box Boy wrote:tina-mat is my lord and master.

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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Silvyr » Sat May 09, 2009 7:02 pm UTC

What happened to the starbursts?
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby BigBoss » Sat May 09, 2009 7:03 pm UTC

They bursted
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Silvyr » Sat May 09, 2009 7:11 pm UTC

:O Oh noes! This must be corrected at once!

*leaves chocolate covered strawberries*
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Re: DEAR ASMODS

Postby Bartimaeus » Sat May 09, 2009 8:11 pm UTC

why would you let that happen?!?!??


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