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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:20 am UTC

Well I'll throw loads of Coke over you so you feel sticky all day!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:22 am UTC

I'll take a shower, washing all your coke away!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:24 am UTC

I'll mess with your shower so Coke comes out instead of water!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:27 am UTC

I'll bottle the coke and sell it as a new flavour: Cameron coke!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:28 am UTC

Your Coke will fail and you will have to sell Classic Coke again, but I will steal your extra profits!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:48 pm UTC

I'll rework the numbers on your bank account and donate it all to charity. You like Save the Children fund? Hmm they like you now though you might want to rethink going to Australia now since you have no money.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:51 pm UTC

I get into your bank account and send all your money to Jeremy Clarkson, who uses it to buy a TVR, which I use to run you over.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:10 pm UTC

You wouldn't! I'll reveal your medical records to all your dates. All those STDs and warts and you're still alive? FTR, no I have nothing to hide on my medical records. Clean bill of health is boring but good.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:11 pm UTC

Too late, my records where left on a train by the government years ago! :P

I clone your credit card and give it to a random tramp, who uses it for drugs.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:18 pm UTC

Damn. I liked that alias. I feel sorry for whoever's card it really belonged to. Some GuyWithTheHat hasn't found out about the fraud yet?
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:23 pm UTC

Oh yeah, well I just officially transferred the ownership of your house and car to me! AND PUT THEM ON EBAY!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:33 pm UTC

Well, I bought them and gave them back to Aquili!!!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:35 pm UTC

Then I stole your car and used it for speeding in front of a speed camera! IN A BUS LANE!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:03 pm UTC

I wonder if there is a speed camera right next to a bus lane. However I'll then have you arrested for grand theft auto. Not as dramatic as I wanted but you did set yourself up!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:41 pm UTC

You can't do that, I don't even own a copy of Grand Theft Auto! (sorry couldn't resist) :P

I then frame you!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:18 am UTC

I am so cheesed off! I will totally change the address numbers on your mailbox around, so that in an emergency, no EMT will ever find you!

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Josephine » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:19 am UTC

Wasn't this supposed to be lame threats? The last half page has been pretty brutal.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:25 am UTC

Just for that insult, I shall spend several centuries making certain that in the popular mind, you, N Bonaparte, are thought of as unusually short, despite being of the average height for your time!

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:39 am UTC

I'll point out that someone already did that.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby MildCore » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:18 am UTC

Well turn the images on all of your digital watches/clocks upside down.

"What time is it?"

"Lh:I."
"Yeah, I've got a Gateway."
"From what, the 1800's? Do they even make those anymore?"
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:39 pm UTC

And left to right? I'll replace ALL your digital time pieces with sundials.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:45 pm UTC

I'll break your lawn mower, so your lawn will turn into a messy forest, or you will be forced to burn it.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:48 pm UTC

Or I steal your lawn mower or hire a gardener.

I'll wake you up at the next end of the eclipse so you'll catch the frying of your eyes part of it. Okay fine so it has been a brutal page (apparently) I'll let you have semi-working sunglasses.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:50 pm UTC

I video it with my phone then send you the video so your eyes burn!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Box Boy » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:53 pm UTC

I WILL GIVE YOU A VERY STRONG HUG!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:57 pm UTC

I'll buy you a burger everyday, slowly but surely leading you to obesity...
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby NDBurns » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:45 pm UTC

I'll have legislation passed shutting down fast food restaurants, removing your source of burgers!

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:58 pm UTC

I'll tell all the McDonalds customers, along with the McDonalds CEO, that it was you!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:59 pm UTC

I'll use the dark side of the force to bring about a dictatorship in your country.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SlyReaper » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:31 pm UTC

I'm going to set my dog on you. He'll lick you to death.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:34 pm UTC

I'll set my friend Catherine on you, she'll pur you deaf! :P
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SlyReaper » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:36 pm UTC

My dog is going to chase your cat like a mad thing. He'll have no idea what to do if he catches up with it, but he'll certainly give it a good scare.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:38 pm UTC

my friend Catherine's brother will come and both cats will chase your dog!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SlyReaper » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:46 pm UTC

My dog has more brothers than your cat.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:49 pm UTC

I take off your dog's colers so you don't know which is which!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SlyReaper » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:53 pm UTC

I know which is my own, he has a distinctive tail. That's all I need to know.

I'm going to set your alarm clock to go off half an hour earlier than it would have otherwise done. If my calculations are correct, you'll be at the exact point in your sleep cycle that makes it most uncomfortable to wake up.

I'm also going to point out that your spelling of the word "collar" is incorrect.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Felstaff » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:56 pm UTC

Next time I'm around your house, I'm going to dip one edge of your toilet roll in water so it dries all wrinkly. Then your guests will wonder, until the roll runs out, whether or not it fell in the toilet.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:36 am UTC

I'll change your ringtone to the Crazy Frog so everyone thinks you're behind time... Plus, it's very annoying.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:24 pm UTC

TheGuyWithTheHat wrote:I'll change your ringtone to the Crazy Frog so everyone thinks you're behind time... Plus, it's very annoying.


Dude, this is supposed to be the LAME threat thread. No need to go over-the-top like that.

Next time you go shopping, I will replace your trolley with one with a wonky wheel when you're not looking. This will make it veer unexpectedly off to the side from time to time.

Actually, who am I kidding, all trolleys do this anyway...
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:34 pm UTC

SlyReaper wrote:
TheGuyWithTheHat wrote:I'll change your ringtone to the Crazy Frog so everyone thinks you're behind time... Plus, it's very annoying.


Dude, this is supposed to be the LAME threat thread. No need to go over-the-top like that.

Next time you go shopping, I will replace your trolley with one with a wonky wheel when you're not looking. This will make it veer unexpectedly off to the side from time to time.

Actually, who am I kidding, all trolleys do this anyway...


You're right, what was I thinking?

I'll replace all the apples in the supermarket with slightly gone off ones, so your fruit tastes sour!
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