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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:44 pm UTC

Ha! I don't eat fruit! Or vegetables. I live on a strict diet of BLTs (without the lettuce or tomatoes) and noodles and things I find in dumpsters. And I haven't once died of scurvy.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:51 pm UTC

SlyReaper wrote:Ha! I don't eat fruit! Or vegetables. I live on a strict diet of BLTs (without the lettuce or tomatoes) and noodles and things I find in dumpsters. And I haven't once died of scurvy.

I'm going to include an angry smiley in this post. :evil:


In that case, I squeese lemons into the dumpters, so your food is sour!!!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:16 pm UTC

I'll attach electrodes to the lemon and the side of your head and watch you become negligibly charged!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:18 pm UTC

I'll deflate your tires a bit so the wheels slowly cut holes in them.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:44 pm UTC

I'll blow out the candles on your next birthday cake and then run away quickly afterwards. If it's meringue and cheese cake I might steal a slice that I will cut out before you can register to poison it.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:46 pm UTC

I'll move the plants in your garden to different places so you get confused.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:54 pm UTC

I don't care where the plant pots go I rarely use the garden! I'll write your address down and subscribe you to some unsavoury characters.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:58 pm UTC

I'll go up to your windows, breath on them so they become frosty, then write "you suck" with my finger!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:03 pm UTC

I'll send a fictional character after you in my head.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:04 pm UTC

I'll send rabid dogs after you in mine!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:10 pm UTC

I'll go up to your windows, breath on them so they become frosty, then write "you suck" with my finger!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:42 am UTC

You *a**a*d! My formula to the meaning of life was written in fog/finger writing there! Now we'll never know and no I can't remember it.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:37 am UTC

I'll eat all the food from your fridge, insisting it all "tastes like chicken", even though I'm a vegetarian who has never tasted chicken.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:00 am UTC

I shall slip a little piece of meat into every thing that you eat.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Roĝer » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:04 pm UTC

Well, then I will tell you the complete list of ingredients of every product you ever eat or drink, including the chemical names of every additive! Too much information!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:52 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Aquilai » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:22 pm UTC

I'll abuse redro fo gnilleps!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:44 pm UTC

I'll jam your TV onto very annoying music videos at full volume.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:51 pm UTC

I'll replace all of your extension cords with tangled Christmas lights!

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:04 pm UTC

I'll unplug your computer monitor so you think your computer is broken.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:43 pm UTC

SO insulted am I, that you assume I would fall for such dirty-handedness, I shall change your keyboarding language without moving the keys!

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:48 pm UTC

Then I will set your computer to use the DVORAK keyboard layout so you will get all confused while typing!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:19 pm UTC

You fail! I switch between DVORAK and QWERTY! For underestimating me once again, I will fill the cracks under every door in your house with fix-a-flat!

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Nith Azra » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:15 am UTC

Oooh, how dare you? Just for that, I'll say "Honey, come back to bed" every time you talk on you phone...
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:15 am UTC

Just for that, I shall COME BACK TO BED!

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:38 pm UTC

Ok then, I'll promise to be at your house at a certain time and arrive FIVE MINUTES EARLY!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TheGuyWithTheHat » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:42 pm UTC

Then I'll promise to meet you at the bus stop but arrive FIVE MINUTES LATE! WHILE IT'S RAINING!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:47 pm UTC

Well, I shall set out a lovely home-made meal, after microwaving it!!!!
Actually that's a little harsh. I might just let it go a bit cold, so that by the time you're on your last mouthful, it's not quite as enjoyable as the first.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:52 pm UTC

How could you!

I shall be forced, then, to burp at the table, and then apologise so much it becomes awkward!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Mr. N » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:55 pm UTC

I'll request a doggie bag of your unappetizing meal, then leave it in your mailbox. After I've consumed it.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:57 pm UTC

I find that quite more than a lame threat!!!
I shall take offense at that and demand a public apology!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:58 pm UTC

I shall record that public apology and show it to you every holiday till you are bored of it!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:03 pm UTC

I will post the apology to Youtube and write comments claiming it was faked by the CIA.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:07 pm UTC

(that one made me giggle, which is hard for a 6'2" Scottish man)

I shall come round to your house and give you leaflets you don't want!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:09 pm UTC

I will gladly accept your leaflets, I need to insulate my attic.

In return I will put marbles in your hubcaps so it sounds like your car is breaking.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:11 pm UTC

I shall also say that I'm 6'2" and that we must have a lot in common...
Thus making the conversation slightly more awkward...
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:12 pm UTC

I thrive on awkward conversations.

I will go with you to meet your girlfriend's parents and make lewd remarks.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:15 pm UTC

I'll point out that I don't have a girlfriend...
The woman I love doesn't love me.

I hope you feel happy.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Max2009 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:19 pm UTC

That's not a threat! That's capitulating!

Grow a backbone or I will implant one for you. Made out of LEGO blocks.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:23 pm UTC

I'm not talking to you...
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