ITT: We make lame threads.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby singlefin » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:01 pm UTC

I will let you win.



The hollowness of your victory will nag you until you forget about it.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:08 pm UTC

I will go on all the interwebs and show them that even though you let me win, I would have won anyway.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby brakos82 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:03 pm UTC

I'll make an infomercial about how you should have won... and then air it at 4 in the morning so nobody hears about it!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Roĝer » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:59 pm UTC

I will get up at 4 so I can see it!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby phillipsimeon » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:00 am UTC

I will set all your clocks backwards 5 hours so you'll miss it.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby brakos82 » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:02 am UTC

But I'll set all of his clocks 5 hours ahead just before you show up.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby uRbAnlP » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:09 am UTC

I'll write one on your front windshild with black marker "Tell your girlfriend I said thanks!"

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby brakos82 » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:45 am UTC

Oh yeah? Well I'll tell her then.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:50 am UTC

I don't need sex. The government fucks me every day.

I will cockblock the government.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Psycho Goose » Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:08 am UTC

I will let... *ahem*... certain government officials know about this so they can watch you do it and eagerly...

*ahem*
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:39 am UTC

I will record this........ spectacle. And send it to them FIRST!
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby brakos82 » Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:55 am UTC

And then I'll feed the recording to the geese. From Canada.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Psycho Goose » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:32 am UTC

Then I'll go to Canada and feed it to MYSELF!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby SummerGlauFan » Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:15 am UTC

I will post on youtube that you are an insane person, crossing the border to eat recordings.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby King of Frogs » Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:01 pm UTC

I will post on youtube that you are an insane person crossing the recordings to eat the border.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:48 pm UTC

I will point out that you just copied SummerGlauFan's post
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:39 pm UTC

Balesk Baj, Timeburner wrote:I will point out that you just copied SummerGlauFan's post

I will point and laugh at you because you're wrong.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby brakos82 » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:45 pm UTC

Oh yeah? Well so will I.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Psycho Goose » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:00 pm UTC

I'll laugh harder, brakos. I'll laugh and laugh until your head explodes.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Roĝer » Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:20 pm UTC

I will give you a horrible papercut.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:31 pm UTC

I will offer you a million quid if you shout "PENIS" at the top of your voice in a church. I will then renege on the million pounds.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:08 am UTC

But too bad, because I will rig your car as you make your quick getaway.
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Roĝer » Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:54 pm UTC

Then I will empty the tires of your bicycle just when you need to go somewhere important! I'll leave you a bus card, though.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Kurushimi » Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:58 pm UTC

I'll take that bus card, and replace it with your credit card.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:26 pm UTC

I will call the bank and make them issue you a new credit card, with your name spelled wrong!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby brakos82 » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:28 pm UTC

And then I'll change my name so it is spelled right!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:09 am UTC

then I will ruin your name again and again and again....changing your name back to being wrong after you correct it.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:56 am UTC

I SHALL BE NAMELESS.
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Psycho Goose » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:40 pm UTC

mieulium wrote:I SHALL BE NAMELESS.
I shall point out the obvious...
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby King of Frogs » Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:02 pm UTC

I shall point out something obvious but unrelated!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby SlyReaper » Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:43 pm UTC

I shall point out that it was unrelated and obvious.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:54 am UTC

I will scold you for not making your threats lame enough.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:00 am UTC

I will kick you for threats are already lame, they can't walk!
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:47 am UTC

I will scold you in a very PC way for using "lame" as an insult, and annoyingly use phrases like "differently mobile".
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:58 am UTC

I will replace your cookbook with the Basically Decent ultimate story book.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Nemphael » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:19 pm UTC

I will reassure you how I already have this book, whilst not having any cookbooks I use anyway.
(No, seriously, found it at a flea market.)

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby King of Frogs » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:24 pm UTC

I will reassure you that I am not in any way hiding under your bed tonight.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:28 am UTC

I will look under my bed and blind you with a flashlight powerful enough to reflect off the moon.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Psycho Goose » Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:57 am UTC

Well, I'll put nearly-drained batteries in your flashlight.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:05 am UTC

I will get light sticks instead and creep the hell out of you.
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

"OBJECTION!"


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