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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:33 am UTC

I will draw occult symbols on your wall in glow in the dark pain that's invisible when the light is on, so you won't see it until you go to sleep, and then you'll freak out and have nightmares.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby King of Frogs » Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:42 pm UTC

I will of course not be in my bed that night, as I will be sleeping with your mother.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:23 pm UTC

I will report you to MOTI the Master Of The Internet for not making a lame threat in the lame thread thread.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:22 am UTC

I will report you to the MOTI Master of the Impotency.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby DrStalker » Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:58 am UTC

Well if that's the way you're going to be I'm going to go to your house and eat every tin of low-salt Spam in your cupboard. And if you have no low-salt Spam I'll take my own tins there, put them in your cupboard, then take then out, then eat them before neatly disposing of the empty tins. Ha!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:18 pm UTC

I'm going to present you with a logical paradox which will make your robotic brain short circuit.

The next sentence is a lie.
The previous sentence is true.

If you happen to not be a robot, then I will have merely rendered you bored, which is just as good.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:01 pm UTC

I will present you with Xeno's paradox.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby brakos82 » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:10 pm UTC

And I'll put an impenetrable wall between you two, so you'll be shooting at him forever!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:19 am UTC

I will not save anyone of you!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Psycho Goose » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:02 am UTC

So I'll save you so I may make you feel guilt!!!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:14 pm UTC

i will post without any capital letters and drive you crazy
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby King of Frogs » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:53 pm UTC

I'll read your post too quickly to notice.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby SlyReaper » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:55 pm UTC

I'm going to pwn you in a game of go.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:58 pm UTC

I will play Slapjack with you, while wearing a hand buzzer.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:40 am UTC

I will play Jacob's ladder with you, purposely stepping on your leg every single time I pass. And I mean it, I have a nasty stomp.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:04 pm UTC

I'm going to refrain from clicking any of the dragons in your sig.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:09 pm UTC

I will slyly reap your field.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby King of Frogs » Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:24 pm UTC

I will make this impossible by sowing my field with salt. That'll learn ya!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:55 pm UTC

I will sew your pants. Poorly.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:51 pm UTC

Max2009 wrote:I will sew your pants. Poorly.


I will sew your shoe to the floor while you're sitting.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Mr. N » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:53 pm UTC

I will sew your pants to David Letterman.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:51 pm UTC

I will sew your pants to you.

Edit: who is David Letterman?
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby brakos82 » Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:46 pm UTC

I will make fun of you for not knowing who David Letterman is.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:44 am UTC

... You know what. I am also going to laugh annoyingly at SlyReaper too.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:32 pm UTC

I will also laugh at SlyReaper. Poor, poor Brit doesn't know who David letterman is.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:55 pm UTC

I'm going to laugh at you because being... something not British you couldn't possibly lay claim to the awesomeness that is Stephen Fry.

And because I'm dual American/British I can be both:D
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:33 am UTC

Banned because I am neither British nor American but I know both, and SlyReaper still does not know who David Letterman is.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:25 am UTC

I will point out that this is the lame threads thread, not the ban thread.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby SlyReaper » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:14 pm UTC

mieulium wrote:and SlyReaper still does not know who David Letterman is.


I will laugh at you for assuming I do not have access to wikipedia.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:42 pm UTC

I will shun you because you had to look up David Letterman in Wikipedia.

*shuns*
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Mr. N » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:42 pm UTC

I will point out that, no matter how hard you try, your panty-hose covered hands can never make a middle finger gesture.

*And then I will flip the bird to Max for posting before me.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:46 pm UTC

I will laugh and make fun of you for getting ninja'd.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby King of Frogs » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:01 pm UTC

I will claim that Max2009 is short for Maxine! And if it is short for Maxine, I will brugh it off as a good guess! Haha!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:18 pm UTC

Max is short for nothing. Except in some cases (like now) it is short for I-will-kick-your-ass.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby King of Frogs » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:34 pm UTC

I will send a plague of frogs your way, but they will be overly polite and try and make sure not to get in your way.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby aurumelectrum13 » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:08 am UTC

I will rain down cheese upon your country of origin!

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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby Max2009 » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:15 am UTC

I will fill your water reservoirs with cracker crumbs.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby King of Frogs » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:39 pm UTC

I will fill the spaces between your sofa cushions with cracker crumbs!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby mieulium » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:55 am UTC

I will put your tv remote into that crumbly gap and sit on it, cracking it!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby brakos82 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:00 pm UTC

mieulium wrote:I will put your tv remote into that crumbly gap and sit on it, cracking it!


Well I'll take my universal remote to not only change the channel, but also your sense of humor!
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