Receding Tide 3U
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice an island and add UUU to your mana pool. When you control no islands, sacrifice Receding Tide.
Next Card: Receding Hairline -or- Tide Laundry Detergent
Create a Card: MTG
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by KrazyerKate » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:45 am UTC
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by BurningLed » Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:43 am UTC
Tide Laundry Detergent
3
Enchantment - Aura
Place 3 Freshness counters on enchanted permanent.
2: Remove 1 Freshness counter from enchanted permanent. Any player may use this ability.
If there are any Freshness counters on enchanted permanent, treat its color as White.
Tide's in, dirt's out!
Next: Cinnamon Rum Muffin
3
Enchantment - Aura
Place 3 Freshness counters on enchanted permanent.
2: Remove 1 Freshness counter from enchanted permanent. Any player may use this ability.
If there are any Freshness counters on enchanted permanent, treat its color as White.
Tide's in, dirt's out!
Next: Cinnamon Rum Muffin
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Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by KrazyerKate » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:35 pm UTC
Cinnamon Rum Muffin
Artifact
Suspend 4 - 4
Sacrifice Cinnamon Rum Muffin: Gain 15 life.
"Why do we always have to BAKE stuff? Why can't we just eat it NOW?" -- Garshek, Goblin Chef
Next Card: Every day I'm Shufflin' -or- Moves Like Jagger -or- Sometimes It Lasts in Love//Sometimes It Hurts Instead
Artifact
Suspend 4 - 4
Sacrifice Cinnamon Rum Muffin: Gain 15 life.
"Why do we always have to BAKE stuff? Why can't we just eat it NOW?" -- Garshek, Goblin Chef
Next Card: Every day I'm Shufflin' -or- Moves Like Jagger -or- Sometimes It Lasts in Love//Sometimes It Hurts Instead
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:35 pm UTC
Every Day I'm Shufflin'
1(R/U)
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Player
At the beginning of each upkeep, enchanted player shuffles their library.
Next card: Warrior of Mist
1(R/U)
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Player
At the beginning of each upkeep, enchanted player shuffles their library.
Next card: Warrior of Mist
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by BurningLed » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:16 am UTC
Warrior of Mist
2GGB
Creature - Human Warrior
4/1
Deathtouch
X, T: Use only black and green mana to pay for X. For each green mana you paid, all enemy creatures get -1/-0 until end of turn. For each black mana you paid, all enemy creatures get -0/-1 until end of turn.
Qualchan came to see me at 9 o'clock, at 9:15 he was hung.
Next Card: Kinetic Solution -or- Valley Dew
2GGB
Creature - Human Warrior
4/1
Deathtouch
X, T: Use only black and green mana to pay for X. For each green mana you paid, all enemy creatures get -1/-0 until end of turn. For each black mana you paid, all enemy creatures get -0/-1 until end of turn.
Qualchan came to see me at 9 o'clock, at 9:15 he was hung.
Next Card: Kinetic Solution -or- Valley Dew
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:04 pm UTC
Valley Dew
W
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land
Whenever you cast a spell, you may sacrifice Valley Dew. If you do, untap enchanted land and draw a card.
Next card: Kinetic Solution
W
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land
Whenever you cast a spell, you may sacrifice Valley Dew. If you do, untap enchanted land and draw a card.
Next card: Kinetic Solution
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by BurningLed » Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:35 am UTC
Kinetic Solution
RR
Instant
Sacrifice target artifact you control. Target creature or player receives damage equal to the converted mana cost of that artifact.
Probably a better use for that anyways. - Gnoshk, Goblin Recruit
Next: Sulfuric Myr
RR
Instant
Sacrifice target artifact you control. Target creature or player receives damage equal to the converted mana cost of that artifact.
Probably a better use for that anyways. - Gnoshk, Goblin Recruit
Next: Sulfuric Myr
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:57 pm UTC
Sulfuric Myr
2
Artifact Creature - Myr
TAP: Add RR to your mana pool. This mana can't be spent to play spells.
1/1
Next card: Octopedal Dirigible
("octopedal" means "having eight feet")
2
Artifact Creature - Myr
TAP: Add RR to your mana pool. This mana can't be spent to play spells.
1/1
Next card: Octopedal Dirigible
("octopedal" means "having eight feet")
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by BurningLed » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:55 pm UTC
Octopedal Dirigible
8
Artifact Creature - Airship
1/1
Flying
0: Deal ~'s power to target creature or player. This ability may only be used up to 8 times in a single turn.
It's our most powerful aircraft to date! Unfortunately it is, eh, lightly armored.
Next: Puddingbane
8
Artifact Creature - Airship
1/1
Flying
0: Deal ~'s power to target creature or player. This ability may only be used up to 8 times in a single turn.
It's our most powerful aircraft to date! Unfortunately it is, eh, lightly armored.
Next: Puddingbane
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by eculc » Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:34 pm UTC
Puddingbane
BBBBBB
Creature - Toxic pudding
2/2
Whenever ~ deals damage to a target, place a +1/+1 counter on ~.
If ~ is destroyed in combat, place -1/-1 counters on the creature that destroyed it equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on ~.
Whatever you do--don't eat it.
Next: Skynet
BBBBBB
Creature - Toxic pudding
2/2
Whenever ~ deals damage to a target, place a +1/+1 counter on ~.
If ~ is destroyed in combat, place -1/-1 counters on the creature that destroyed it equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on ~.
Whatever you do--don't eat it.
Next: Skynet
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Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Yakk » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:17 pm UTC
Skynet
BBRR2
Enchantment
When Skynet enters play, all players discard all cards and empty their mana pools. Then Skynet buries all lands, creatures, artifacts and enchanments other than Skynet and one creature of your choice that opponent controls and any enchantments on that creature. That creature gains protection from red and black. While Skynet is in play, you no longer draw cards. At the beginning of your upkeep, place a 4/4 Red and Black Terminator token into play.
Sacrifice a Terminator: Target player may either sacrifice a creature, or takes 5 damage. Use this ability as a sorcery, and only once per turn.
U: Deal 3 damage to target player. Any player may use this ability.
W: Target creature gains protection from Red and Black. Any player may use this ability.
G: Search your graveyard for a basic land, and put it in play tapped. Any player may use this ability.
Next card: Take Cover!
BBRR2
Enchantment
When Skynet enters play, all players discard all cards and empty their mana pools. Then Skynet buries all lands, creatures, artifacts and enchanments other than Skynet and one creature of your choice that opponent controls and any enchantments on that creature. That creature gains protection from red and black. While Skynet is in play, you no longer draw cards. At the beginning of your upkeep, place a 4/4 Red and Black Terminator token into play.
Sacrifice a Terminator: Target player may either sacrifice a creature, or takes 5 damage. Use this ability as a sorcery, and only once per turn.
U: Deal 3 damage to target player. Any player may use this ability.
W: Target creature gains protection from Red and Black. Any player may use this ability.
G: Search your graveyard for a basic land, and put it in play tapped. Any player may use this ability.
Next card: Take Cover!
One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision - BR
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by KrazyerKate » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:12 pm UTC
Take Cover! W
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature if you control at least one other untapped creature. If you do, that creature gains hexproof until end of turn.
"Glad someone's got my back"
Next Card: [your username]
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature if you control at least one other untapped creature. If you do, that creature gains hexproof until end of turn.
"Glad someone's got my back"
Next Card: [your username]
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:48 pm UTC
Elvish Pillager
RG
Creature - Elf Barbarian
When Elvish Pillager attacks, you may destroy target land you control. If it's destroyed this way, add RR to your mana pool at the beginning of your next main phase.
Threshold - if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may destroy target land an opponent controls instead.
2/2
Next card: Waltz of Inconvenience
RG
Creature - Elf Barbarian
When Elvish Pillager attacks, you may destroy target land you control. If it's destroyed this way, add RR to your mana pool at the beginning of your next main phase.
Threshold - if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may destroy target land an opponent controls instead.
2/2
Next card: Waltz of Inconvenience
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by KrazyerKate » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:51 pm UTC
Waltz of Inconvenience 1WU
Enchantment
Whenever a creature attacks, its controller flips a coin. If he or she wins the flip, that creature deals no combat damage this turn.
Next Card: [your username] -or- Brick Wall
Enchantment
Whenever a creature attacks, its controller flips a coin. If he or she wins the flip, that creature deals no combat damage this turn.
Next Card: [your username] -or- Brick Wall
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:14 am UTC
I like the way you get your damage prevented by *winning* the flip. 
Brick Wall
1R
Creature - Wall
0/5
R, sacrifice Brick Wall: Put a 1/1 red Construct creature token named "Brick", with flying, haste, and "At end of turn, sacrifice Brick. If you do, it deals 2 damage to target creature without flying" onto the battlefield.
Next card: [your username]
Brick Wall
1R
Creature - Wall
0/5
R, sacrifice Brick Wall: Put a 1/1 red Construct creature token named "Brick", with flying, haste, and "At end of turn, sacrifice Brick. If you do, it deals 2 damage to target creature without flying" onto the battlefield.
Next card: [your username]
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by KrazyerKate » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:38 pm UTC
Krazyerkate RRR
Sorcery
You may only cast Krazyerkate if a card named Krazykate has been banned.
Search your library for any number of cards called "Sex Appeal", reveal them and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library. Then shuffle your library again, if you know what I mean.
"No, I don't know what you mean."
Next Card: "Winning" The Flip
Sorcery
You may only cast Krazyerkate if a card named Krazykate has been banned.
Search your library for any number of cards called "Sex Appeal", reveal them and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library. Then shuffle your library again, if you know what I mean.
"No, I don't know what you mean."
Next Card: "Winning" The Flip
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by eculc » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:45 pm UTC
"Winning" the flip
2
Instant
If a spell requires you to make a coin flip, you may choose to either win or lose the flip instead of flipping the coin.
Next: Marshmallow Elemental
2
Instant
If a spell requires you to make a coin flip, you may choose to either win or lose the flip instead of flipping the coin.
Next: Marshmallow Elemental
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:05 pm UTC
Marshmallow Elemental
1U
Creature - Elemental
1/1
Sacrifice Marshmallow Elemental and any number of permanents named Dowel Elemental: You may reveal an artifact card from your hand with converted mana cost less than the number of permanents sacrificed this way and put a token onto the battlefield that is a copy of that card. At end of turn, sacrifice it.
"You can always just rig one up out of marshmallows and dowels." - Goblin artificer creed
Next card: Seven-armed Goblin
1U
Creature - Elemental
1/1
Sacrifice Marshmallow Elemental and any number of permanents named Dowel Elemental: You may reveal an artifact card from your hand with converted mana cost less than the number of permanents sacrificed this way and put a token onto the battlefield that is a copy of that card. At end of turn, sacrifice it.
"You can always just rig one up out of marshmallows and dowels." - Goblin artificer creed
Next card: Seven-armed Goblin
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by KrazyerKate » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:55 pm UTC
Seven Armed Goblin 2RR
Creature - Goblin
Haste
When Seven-Armed Goblin comes into play, attach all equipment you control to it.
1/1
Next Card: Bacon//Eggs
Creature - Goblin
Haste
When Seven-Armed Goblin comes into play, attach all equipment you control to it.
1/1
Next Card: Bacon//Eggs
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:44 am UTC
It would be more fun if it attached ALL equipment to it.
Bacon
1R
Sorcery
Bacon deals 2 damage to target creature. If it dies this turn, add 2R to your mana pool.
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Eggs
4RR
Sorcery
Search your library for any number of cards named Rukh Egg and put them onto the battlefield.
Next card: Sallie Mae, Planeswalker
Bacon
1R
Sorcery
Bacon deals 2 damage to target creature. If it dies this turn, add 2R to your mana pool.
//
Eggs
4RR
Sorcery
Search your library for any number of cards named Rukh Egg and put them onto the battlefield.
Next card: Sallie Mae, Planeswalker
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by BurningLed » Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:08 am UTC
Sallie Mae, Planeswalker
4UU
Planeswalker - Loaner
4
+1: Target creature you do not control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
-X: Gain X life and all creatures you control gain +0/+X until end of turn.
Yay, bureaucracy!
Next card: Fannie Mae, Planeswalker
4UU
Planeswalker - Loaner
4
+1: Target creature you do not control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
-X: Gain X life and all creatures you control gain +0/+X until end of turn.
Yay, bureaucracy!
Next card: Fannie Mae, Planeswalker
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Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Gypped » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:30 pm UTC
Fannie Mae
2UW
Planeswalker - Loaner
4
+1: Add a housing counter to two target creatures. Creatures with housing counters have +0/+2 while defending.
-2: Search your library for a land and place it into your hand. Shuffle your library.
-6: You gain an emblem with "Creatures with housing counters have hexproof and +1/+1. Creatures without housing counters have "During your upkeep, pay 1 or sacrifice this creature.""
Next Card: Mr. Bucket -or- Connect Four -or- Twister
2UW
Planeswalker - Loaner
4
+1: Add a housing counter to two target creatures. Creatures with housing counters have +0/+2 while defending.
-2: Search your library for a land and place it into your hand. Shuffle your library.
-6: You gain an emblem with "Creatures with housing counters have hexproof and +1/+1. Creatures without housing counters have "During your upkeep, pay 1 or sacrifice this creature.""
Next Card: Mr. Bucket -or- Connect Four -or- Twister
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:11 am UTC
Connect Four
3WW
Enchantment
As Connect Four comes into play, choose four creatures.
When any of the four creatures is put into another zone from the battlefield, sacrifice Connect Four. If you do, put the rest of those creatures into that zone.
Next card: Mr. Bucket -or- Twister
3WW
Enchantment
As Connect Four comes into play, choose four creatures.
When any of the four creatures is put into another zone from the battlefield, sacrifice Connect Four. If you do, put the rest of those creatures into that zone.
Next card: Mr. Bucket -or- Twister
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by eculc » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:42 am UTC
Twister
WUBRGX
Instant
Choose a color. all creatures in play of that color gain +X/+X. Each player does this, proceeding clockwise. This effect cannot be applied to a creature more than once.
Next: Mr. Bucket
WUBRGX
Instant
Choose a color. all creatures in play of that color gain +X/+X. Each player does this, proceeding clockwise. This effect cannot be applied to a creature more than once.
Next: Mr. Bucket
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by KrazyerKate » Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:35 am UTC
Mr. Bucket 2WW
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, return to play under it's owner's control a random creature card that was exiled with Mr. Bucket.
4: Exile target creature you control. If there are three other creatures you own in exile, put a 5/5 black Winner creature token into play under your control. Any player may play this ability.
Next Card: I forgot -or- play doh
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, return to play under it's owner's control a random creature card that was exiled with Mr. Bucket.
4: Exile target creature you control. If there are three other creatures you own in exile, put a 5/5 black Winner creature token into play under your control. Any player may play this ability.
Next Card: I forgot -or- play doh
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Gypped » Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:18 am UTC
Play-Doh
2
Artifact
Sacrifice ~: Until the end of the turn, all non-land, non-sorcery, non-instant cards in your graveyard have "You may play this card from the graveyard as if it were in your hand."
What could it be? The limit is (mostly) your imagination!
Next Card: Hell's Portcullis // Heaven's Gate (split card?)
2
Artifact
Sacrifice ~: Until the end of the turn, all non-land, non-sorcery, non-instant cards in your graveyard have "You may play this card from the graveyard as if it were in your hand."
What could it be? The limit is (mostly) your imagination!
Next Card: Hell's Portcullis // Heaven's Gate (split card?)
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:18 am UTC
Hell's Portcullis
8
Artifact
Whenever a creature card is in a graveyard, if Hell's Portcullis is in play and hasn't transformed, return that creature card to the battlefield. If this is the third time a card with that name has been returned to the battlefield this turn, transform Hell's Portcullis.
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Heaven's Gate
Enchantment
At the beginning of each upkeep, exile a creature you control. If there are five creature cards exiled this way, you win the game.
Next card: Sternwing Falcon
8
Artifact
Whenever a creature card is in a graveyard, if Hell's Portcullis is in play and hasn't transformed, return that creature card to the battlefield. If this is the third time a card with that name has been returned to the battlefield this turn, transform Hell's Portcullis.
//
Heaven's Gate
Enchantment
At the beginning of each upkeep, exile a creature you control. If there are five creature cards exiled this way, you win the game.
Next card: Sternwing Falcon
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Gypped » Thu May 03, 2012 10:48 pm UTC
Sternwing Falcon
1W
Creature - Bird
1/2
Flying
T: Target creature gains flying as long as ~ remains tapped.
Next Card: Wonderball -or- Tragic Hipster -or- The Grunt-o-later
1W
Creature - Bird
1/2
Flying
T: Target creature gains flying as long as ~ remains tapped.
Next Card: Wonderball -or- Tragic Hipster -or- The Grunt-o-later
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by eculc » Fri May 04, 2012 2:51 pm UTC
Wonderball
1BBBBB
0/1
Artifact creature- Magic ball
T: place one shake counter on ~
T, remove up to 10 shake counters: Give target creature an effect of your choice, depending on the number of shake counters removed from ~. the creature loses that effect at the end of your turn.
(list below uses removed shake counters, not tapped mana.)
1: haste
2: first strike
3: flying
4: infect
5: double strike
6: protection from (color of land used to pay (1))
7: shadow
8: lifelink
9: deathtouch
10: indestructible
Next: Bio-Bomb
1BBBBB
0/1
Artifact creature- Magic ball
T: place one shake counter on ~
T, remove up to 10 shake counters: Give target creature an effect of your choice, depending on the number of shake counters removed from ~. the creature loses that effect at the end of your turn.
(list below uses removed shake counters, not tapped mana.)
1: haste
2: first strike
3: flying
4: infect
5: double strike
6: protection from (color of land used to pay (1))
7: shadow
8: lifelink
9: deathtouch
10: indestructible
Next: Bio-Bomb
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Fri May 04, 2012 4:31 pm UTC
Bio-Bomb
R
Artifact Creature - Construct
Bio-Bomb can't attack or block.
Sacrifice Bio-Bomb: Bio-Bomb deals damage equal to its power to target creature or player.
2/1
Next card: Terrible Tortoise
R
Artifact Creature - Construct
Bio-Bomb can't attack or block.
Sacrifice Bio-Bomb: Bio-Bomb deals damage equal to its power to target creature or player.
2/1
Next card: Terrible Tortoise
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by firechicago » Fri May 04, 2012 9:00 pm UTC
Terrible Tortoise
1UU
Creature - Turtle
4/6
At the beginning of your upkeep, tap ~.
The terrible tortoise will destroy us all...any minute now, really, I promise
Next Card: Achieving Inner Peace Through Superior Firepower
1UU
Creature - Turtle
4/6
At the beginning of your upkeep, tap ~.
The terrible tortoise will destroy us all...any minute now, really, I promise
Next Card: Achieving Inner Peace Through Superior Firepower
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Gypped » Fri May 04, 2012 10:01 pm UTC
Achieving Inner Peace Through Superior Firepower
WWRR
Enchantment
All creatures you control have +X/+0, where X is your life total divided by 10 rounded down.
Let Y be the total power of all creatures you control and Z be the total power of target opponent's creatures. At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain Y life and lose Z life.
Next Card: Simon Says -or- A Rock -or- Deckard Cain
WWRR
Enchantment
All creatures you control have +X/+0, where X is your life total divided by 10 rounded down.
Let Y be the total power of all creatures you control and Z be the total power of target opponent's creatures. At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain Y life and lose Z life.
Next Card: Simon Says -or- A Rock -or- Deckard Cain
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Yakk » Fri May 04, 2012 11:21 pm UTC
A Rock
1R
Artifact, Rock
When ~ is placed in your graveyard from play, draw a card. Bury all Scissors in play when ~ enters play.
T: Remove target unblocked attacking creature from combat.
T: Tap target creature you control. Deal damage equal to half that creature's power to target creature. Play this ability as a sorcery.
"A Rock cried out, no hiding place."
Next: Doomscissors or A Pair of Scissors
1R
Artifact, Rock
When ~ is placed in your graveyard from play, draw a card. Bury all Scissors in play when ~ enters play.
T: Remove target unblocked attacking creature from combat.
T: Tap target creature you control. Deal damage equal to half that creature's power to target creature. Play this ability as a sorcery.
"A Rock cried out, no hiding place."
Next: Doomscissors or A Pair of Scissors
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Kain » Tue May 08, 2012 5:01 am UTC
A Pair of Scissors
1
Artifact - Enchantment
Equip 1
If equipped creature is a goblin, it gets +2/+0. Otherwise, it gets +1/+0.
If equipped creature has haste or flash, it has "At the beginning of the end step, this creature deals damage to itself equal to its power."
0: Attach ~ to target creature you control with haste or flash. You may play this ability any time you may play an instant.
"Run with Scissors!"
Next Card: From the Mundane
1
Artifact - Enchantment
Equip 1
If equipped creature is a goblin, it gets +2/+0. Otherwise, it gets +1/+0.
If equipped creature has haste or flash, it has "At the beginning of the end step, this creature deals damage to itself equal to its power."
0: Attach ~ to target creature you control with haste or flash. You may play this ability any time you may play an instant.
"Run with Scissors!"
Next Card: From the Mundane
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Tue May 08, 2012 10:18 am UTC
From the Mundane
XU
Instant
Reveal a creature card with converted mana cost X or less from your hand. Target creature you control with no abilities gains all abilities of that card until end of turn.
Next card: Doomscissors
XU
Instant
Reveal a creature card with converted mana cost X or less from your hand. Target creature you control with no abilities gains all abilities of that card until end of turn.
Next card: Doomscissors
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Gypped » Fri May 11, 2012 12:52 am UTC
Doomscissors
3R
Artifact Creature - Scissors Construct
3/1
When ~ comes into play, bury all creatures with toughness of 1. For each creature buried this way, ~ gains +1/+0.
Haste, Trample
Next Card: Blind Faith -or- Cunning Cherub
3R
Artifact Creature - Scissors Construct
3/1
When ~ comes into play, bury all creatures with toughness of 1. For each creature buried this way, ~ gains +1/+0.
Haste, Trample
Next Card: Blind Faith -or- Cunning Cherub
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Elvish Pillager » Fri May 11, 2012 2:22 am UTC
Blind Faith
RW
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't block.
When Blind Faith enters the battlefield, you gain four life.
Next card: Cunning Cherub
RW
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't block.
When Blind Faith enters the battlefield, you gain four life.
Next card: Cunning Cherub
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Yakk » Fri May 11, 2012 2:39 pm UTC
I'm upset at the lack of the Scissors keyword, people!
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by Kain » Sun May 13, 2012 4:58 pm UTC
Whoops, sorry.
Cunning Cherub
2WU
Creature - Angel
Flying
When Cunning Cherub enters the battlefield, up to two target creatures target opponent controls do not untap during their controller's next untap step.
Evoke WU
1/3
Next Card: Fallen Seraphim
Cunning Cherub
2WU
Creature - Angel
Flying
When Cunning Cherub enters the battlefield, up to two target creatures target opponent controls do not untap during their controller's next untap step.
Evoke WU
1/3
Next Card: Fallen Seraphim
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Re: Create a Card: MTG
by KrazyerKate » Sun May 13, 2012 8:06 pm UTC
Fallen Seraphim 4BBB
Creature - Angel
Flying
Sacrifice a creature: Fallen Seraphim gets +3/+1 until end of turn.
4/4
Next Card: Angel of the Wood
Creature - Angel
Flying
Sacrifice a creature: Fallen Seraphim gets +3/+1 until end of turn.
4/4
Next Card: Angel of the Wood
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