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[Notch]

Odjn, First Dragon
9RRRRRR
Dragon Legend
X/X

When Odjn, First Dragon comes into play, remove all other permanents from the game and remove all other cards from the game regardless of their location.
X is the number of permanents and cards removed in this way.
First, there was Odjn.

Next card: ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎Z̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ALGO

[headprogrammingczar]

Um...
That's an instant win card. It never even gets to attack.

[Notch]

I know. =D

Well, you'd lose if you got to take an extra turn after this one, or if there's an effect in play that will cause you to draw a card after having played that card, but that's not exactly likely.

[edit:]
Something with phasing might potentially help as well.. can't think of any examples, though.

[Allenr]

҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎Z̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ALGO
B
Creature - Mutant
1/1
"҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎Z̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ALGO?"

Next card: Crazed Ant

[esmooths]

Crazed Ant
2B
Creature - Ant (2/2)
Haste.
0: Crazed Ant gets -0/-1 and first strike until end of turn.


Also, just because...

The Offering
4
Artifact - Equipment
Equip 4
When attacking, equipped creature’s power is cut in half, rounded down. Equipped creature deals battle damage 4 times, resolving one at a time as normal battle damage. Each "attack" must be handled separately, for blocking, protection, and triggered ability purposes.
(The rule text is kinda vague, but I think it gets at the point Stormlock was going for).

Atma Weapon
6
Artifact - Equipment
Equip 4
Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is equal to your total life, divided by two, rounded down. X cannot be greater than 10.

-or-

Atma Weapon
8
Legendary Artifact Creature - Atma (6/6)
Trample. Atma Weapon gets +0/+2 when defending.
5, T: Deal 5 damage to target creature or player. A creature that takes damage from this ability may not regenerate this turn. Play this ability as a sorcery.
(Best equivalent for Flare I could come up with)



Next Card: Illumina (keeping with that theme)

[Stormlock]

Illumina
0
Artifact - Equipment Legendary

When Illumina comes into play pay 6 and sacrifice an artifact with a converted mana cost of at least 4, or sacrifice Illumina.

Equip WW3

Equipped creature has shroud, protection from creatures, vigilance, is indestructable, and +6/+6.
Equipped creature cannot attack unless you pay 3.
WW,T: Destroy all creatures.

(I realized after this would have been better as a Ragnarok/Illumina card with the experience mechanic from Kamigawa.)

Next card: Eternal Sphere

[headprogrammingczar]

Eternal Sphere
3
Artifact
You may start the game with it in play.
Cumulative Upkeep: Scry 1
Next card: Inside//Out (one of those two cards for one things)

[Stormlock]

Uh, do you mean Look at the top card of your library during your upkeep? 'Cause cumulative implies you'd have to do it an extra time for each turn it was in play, which would be really pointless and annoying. Also, if it's just looking, that's not very powerful. Compare with Precognition, which lets you screw with an enemy's deck each turn. http://ww2.wizards.com/gatherer/CardDet ... x?&id=4717. Or Future Sight, for a similiar cost, lets you play the top card of your library as though it were in your hand.I'm an idiot you get to start the game with that in play. Cool. I'd probably play 4 just for deck thinning.

[headprogrammingczar]

You make a good point there. Fixed.

[Scoopster]

Inside/Out

Inside - 1U, Instant - Target creature gains "cannot be the target or spells or abilities" until end of turn.
Out - 1R, Instant - Switch target creature's damage and toughness until end of turn.

next: Expansion of Power

[Gowerly]

Expansion Of Power
Equipment
2
2: Equipped Creature has +2/+0 and Haste
When a creature with a power of 3 or fewer is played, you may equip it to that creature for 0
Pick on someone your own size

Next: Premature Incarceration

[Jessica]

Premature incarceration
2W
Enchantment - aura
Enchant creature
enchanted creature can't attack or block
flash

knock out blow

[rrwoods]

Knockout Blow - 2{B/R}
Instant
If target creature was dealt damage this turn, destroy that creature. Otherwise, Knockout Blow deals 2 damage to that creature and the next time it would be dealt damage this turn, destroy it instead.


Next - Echo Chamber

[Kag]

Next card: Diss!

[Plasma Man]

Diss!
Instant
B
Destroy target rebel
Your mouth's writing cheques that your body can't cash!

Next card: Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil

[Jessica]

Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
9bb
Creature - beast demon horror
Trample, flying, haste, first strike
If you own Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil outside of the game, you may pay 3b. If you do, say "We're all coming!" and put infernal spawn of evil in your hand, and infernal spawn of infernal spawn of evil on top of your library and shuffle it, then deal 1 damage to target player. This may be played at any time.
6/6

starshine

[headprogrammingczar]

Starshine
W
Instant
Return target land from your graveyard to play
"Good morning starshine! The earth says hello!"

Next card: Old Age

[Stormlock]

Old Age
W3

Enchant World

0: Remove from game all permanents that are strictly superior and from a newer set than another permanent in play. If someone wants to argue that their card isn't strictly superior and no majority vote can be made claiming it isn't, swap control of it with the card it is being compared to.

"Damned newfangled cards! Svitri Scarzam and Scathe Zombies will have their revenge!"

Next Card: New Age

[isauteikisa]

New Age
2WWW
Sorcery

Destroy all permanents (excluding basic lands) that were not printed in the latest block.

"Gee Willikers, you're still using cards with wither? That's SOOO 2008."

Next card: Drunken Master

[Jessica]

New age
WUBRG
sorcery
shuffle all graveyards, hands and perminants into your library. All player's life totals are set to 20. The game ends in a tie. Everyone should go out and talk to rainbows and puppy dogs.
groooovy

homelands.

[Jowy]

Drunken Master
1WW
Creature - Cleric

Whenever Drunken Master becomes blocked, you may untap it and remove it from combat.

Whenever one of your creatures is removed from combat, you may gain 1 life.

You must defeat your foe with your mind, not your body. If he does not know what you are doing, how could he beat you? - Drunken Master

1/3

Homelands
Legendary Land

When Homelands comes into play, choose a creature type.
If at any time you control no creatures of the chosen type, sacrifice Homelands.

(->): Add two mana of any colour to your manapool. This mana may only be used to pay spells of the chosen creature type.

Next card: Regret.

[headprogrammingczar]

Drunken Master would be very good in a Gustcloak deck.

[Azrael001]

I remember Gustcloaks. They were are fun.

Regret
3W
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Each time enchanted creature deals damage, Regret deals that much damage to enchanted creature.
2W You may attach this enchantment to another target creature.

Next card: Excellent X-bow of excellence.

[AntonGarou]

I didn't play since Citadel, so I hope this is readable.

Excellent X-Bow of Excellence
4
artifact- equipment
equip-1
The creature equipped with Excellent X-Bow of Excellence gains +1/+0 and the ability "T:deal 3 damage to target creature or player. Artifact effects that prevent damage cannot be used to prevent this loss of life". If the creature is an elf it gains +2/+0 instead of +1/+0.

And it's armor piercing too

Next card: holy hand grenade

[Pez Dispens3r]

Holy Hand Grenade
Artifact
2
Protection from sharp, pointy teeth.
Sacrifice Holy Hand Grenade: Destroy target bunny.
King Arthur: Right! One... two... five!
Sir Galahad: Three, sir!
King Arthur: Three!

Next: Foul Respite

[rrwoods]

Foul Respite - XBG
Instant
Remove X target attacking creatures from combat. Their controllers lose 1 life for each creature attacking you.

Next: Demagogue of Revenge
(name is obviously a play on Demigod of Revenge, but the card doesn't need to be)

[Jowy]

4B/R
Demagogue of Revenge
Creature - Human Shaman

(->), tap three red and/or black creatures you control: Search your library for a card named Demigod of Revenge, reveal it, shuffle your library, then put that card fifth from the top. Those creatures do not untap during your next untap step.

(<-), sacrifice Demagogue of Revenge and two untapped creatures you control: Reveal the top three cards of your library. You lose life equal to their combined converted manacost, choose one of them to put into your hand and remove the others from the game. ((<-) is the untap symbol.)

"The end is nigh! Work with me and we can avert it, overcome it, defeat it!"

2/2

Next card: Trident of the Deep

[Kag]

No real point in inventing an untap symbol if you have to kill it first.

[Allenr]

Trident of the Deep
3
Artifact-Equipment
Equip 2
Equipped creature gets +2/+2
If equipped creature is merfolk, it gains island walk and shroud.

Next card: Bilingual Bloodfest

[Kag]

Next card: Action Hank

[Jowy]

No real point in inventing an untap symbol if you have to kill it first.

I didn't invent it, some newer cards have it.

2R/W
Action Hank
Creature - Human Soldier

First strike, vigilance.
Action Hank attacks each turn if able.
Action Hank blocks each turn if able.

Let's get this show on the road!

2/2

Next card: Honourable Thug

[rrwoods]

inventing

Bzzt.

Honorable Thug - 4WW
Creature - Human Mercenary
Trample, vigilance
5, T: Search your library for a mercenary card with converted mana cost 5 or less and put that card into play. Then shuffle your library.
4/4


Next: Usaji Yojimbo
[ i'm on a rabbit kick from f/r/t ]

[Kag]

inventing

Bzzt.

Thanks for that, but it's totally not the point. What point is there in untapping something when you're saccing it?

[Azrael001]

It means that it's got to have been used for something else. Limiting when you can use it.

[Pez Dispens3r]

4B/R
Demagogue of Revenge
Creature - Human Shaman

(->), tap three red and/or black creatures you control: Search your library for a card named Demigod of Revenge, reveal it, shuffle your library, then put that card fifth from the top. Those creatures do not untap during your next untap step.

(<-), sacrifice Demagogue of Revenge and two untapped creatures you control: Reveal the top three cards of your library. You lose life equal to their combined converted manacost, choose one of them to put into your hand and remove the others from the game. ((<-) is the untap symbol.)

"The end is nigh! Work with me and we can avert it, overcome it, defeat it!"

2/2

This just seems... extremely pricey. 5 mana to cast, wait a turn, and tap four creatures to put Demigod fifth from top?! That even assumes you have three other creatures in play, so no luck if anyone WOG'd. For a card specific to the Demigod, it just seems inane. Diabolic is 4 mana and would put the Demigod in your hand. The untap ability is just ridiculous, too. It's a lot of life to loose, and then you have to discard. It doesn't even seem very revengey--unless the point is you're getting revenge on yourself for playing such a stupid card.

[mosc]

Usaji Yojimbo
4
Summon Legendary Artifact Creature
Haste, Trample, Deathtouch
When Usaji Yojimbo comes into play, attacks, blocks, or takes damage from any source, flip a Yojimbo Coin.
If the Yojimbo Coin comes up heads, do nothing. If it comes up tails, return Usaji Yojimbo to your hand and you suffer 10 damage. Effects that prevent or redirect this loss of life may not be used.
4: When Usaji Yojimbo would force you to flip a Yojimbo Coin, instead choose heads.
Return Usaji Yojimbo to your hand at the end of turn
10/10

Next Card: Cream & Sugar

[rath358]

cream
1w
sorcery
you recover 3 life
you may pay 2ww and tap one creature you control. recover an additional 5 life.
------------------
sugar
1ww
you recover 5 life

next card: oxymoron

[headprogrammingczar]

Oxymoron
UU
Sorcery
Counter target spell

Next card: Spaceballs The TCG

[Amnesiasoft]

We already did a card called Oxymoron. The first one was better.

[headprogrammingczar]

Really?
/me searches thread

Ah, there it is.