Unfailable plan B's

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Unfailable plan B's

Postby shnieder2 » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:40 am UTC

My partner hadn't completed his part of the plan. We were going to fail, all of our hardwork was going to fail, and most importantly I was going to fail. There was nothing that I could do in time to make plan A work, so what did I do, I went to my plan B.*

Here is my plan B.
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Eat MUFFINS!!!


Now you have heard what my backup plan is, what are yours? Any and all kinds of plans will be accepted, C huck Norris is not allowed to be a plan B for he is to awesome.


*This story is completely false, as I am perfect in every possible way and me failing in any way is completely unreasonable. 8)

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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby Shadic » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:51 am UTC

For school, plan A is typically "Do my work at a responsible pace, avoiding procrastination."

Plan B is pretty much always "Don't sleep."

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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby Wellan » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:58 am UTC

Plan B: Read the instructions, then try again.

Works every time. (Assuming there are instructions.)
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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby RetSpline » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:08 am UTC

Plan B: Reboot it again. If fails, go to Plan B

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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby jakemaheu » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:10 am UTC

Plan B: Buy pill. Swallow pill.
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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby benjhuey » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:25 am UTC

Plan B: Panic
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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby annals » Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:12 am UTC

Plan B: Puppy dog eyes.

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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby Orca » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:42 am UTC

Plan B: Start making everything link to a Rickroll or Lex Luther. it's the only way to be sure.
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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby groundride » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:03 am UTC

Plan A: see plan C
Plan B: see plan A
Plan C: see plan E
Plan D: the thing that will work
Plan E: see plan C
Plan F: see plan D

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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby LuNatic » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:01 am UTC

Plan A: Read wikipedia, slashdot and xkcd all day.
Plan B: Burger flipping at McDonalds

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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby asad137 » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:10 pm UTC

Plan B: Give up.

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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby rnew » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:20 pm UTC

Plan B:

listen to Plan B
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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby icenine » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:10 pm UTC

Shadic wrote:For school, plan A is typically "Do my work at a responsible pace, avoiding procrastination."

Plan B is pretty much always "Don't sleep."

Oh yes.

As a result, I've been sleeping 3 hours later than everybody else.

Plan A: Beg everyone to stop cooing over a particular soft toy.
Plan B: Kidnap it. Lots of fun.

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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby keozen » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:16 pm UTC

Plan B:
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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby Bulvox » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:18 pm UTC

Plan A
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Plan B
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Plan C
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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby Ansain » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:04 pm UTC

Plan B:Place the blame upon someone else.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Unfailable plan B's

Postby Rat » Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:21 pm UTC

groundride wrote:Plan A: see plan C
Plan B: see plan A
Plan C: see plan E
Plan D: the thing that will work
Plan E: see plan C
Plan F: see plan D


this is accurate


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