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Improvisation

Postby Scelestus » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:18 pm UTC

We're putting on a play.

The story evolves as we tell it.

Anyone can control the characters and the plot. This should be chaotic, but please do not intentionally kill things.

This should be fun.

On stage, a tall man under a lamppost in the city at night. He is obscured by his long leather trenchoat and very jaunty fedora. He smokes a cigarillo. As it begins to rain, he curses.

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Re: Improvisation

Postby Dromtry » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:30 pm UTC

A car rolls up and propositions the man.
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Re: Improvisation

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:33 am UTC

The man sees a strange cat and tries to bargain with the car...
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
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Re: Improvisation

Postby BoomFrog » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:47 am UTC

The man seems to come to an agreement and gets into the car. The car drives off to stage right. A similarly dressed short man walks on from stage left. He searches around in confusion, frequently looking at his watch and cursing. The lights go down.

(next person start a new scene with the lights going up)
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Re: Improvisation

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:19 am UTC

The scene opens in a mysterious fog, a women wearing a frog mask walks onto stage, she seems to be going to a rave...
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
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Re: Improvisation

Postby BigBoss » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:22 am UTC

samurai jack jumps down from a tree behind the women, knocks her out and wears her clothing. He heads in the direction of the music.
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Re: Improvisation

Postby poxic » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:27 am UTC

A strange cat crosses Samurai Jack's path.
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Re: Improvisation

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:31 am UTC

Samurai jack drops his sword and cuts his foot in awe of the cat, his yell adds to the music. The ravers go even crazier.
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Re: Improvisation

Postby i like pi » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:28 pm UTC

AND THEN ROB DOLE ARRIVED.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Improvisation

Postby Box Boy » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:31 pm UTC

AND KILLS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Then he notices the cat and samurai are still alive, he swears as he steels himself for battle, obviously not have been expecting them to have been there.
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Re: Improvisation

Postby Vieto » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:16 am UTC

However, as he was escaping, Shuck Norris and Chuck Morris descend from the heavens.

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Re: Improvisation

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:17 am UTC

Then Mr. Norris comes in and starts fighting them off.
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Re: Improvisation

Postby BigBoss » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:26 am UTC

untill a grizzly bear falls on top of him.
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Re: Improvisation

Postby Vieto » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:27 am UTC

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, without anyone else, tagteam with painball guns into the Frey. Obviously, their paintballs were grey and white.

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Re: Improvisation

Postby Box Boy » Mon May 04, 2009 9:03 pm UTC

And Bruce Lee starts fighting as well.
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Re: Improvisation

Postby thecamoninja » Mon May 04, 2009 11:10 pm UTC

He kicks everyone's ass, including Chuck Norris, and whatever clones and/or relatives of his might be around.
He can do this because he's Bruce fucking Lee
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Re: Improvisation

Postby Forum Viking » Tue May 05, 2009 11:24 pm UTC

The memish martial arts characters exit stage left (NEVER TO RETURN), and a lone synth starts to pulse behind the blank stage...
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Re: Improvisation

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed May 06, 2009 3:06 am UTC

River Tam/Summer Glau walks out from stage left and the two men in the fedoras and trenchcoats walk out from stage right. We notice, now, that they are wearing blue gloves

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Re: Improvisation

Postby eaglef2 » Thu May 07, 2009 5:27 am UTC

Summer Glau attacks the taller of the fedora men and then says, "
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
-Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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Re: Improvisation

Postby ruben9288 » Thu May 07, 2009 7:01 pm UTC

"Hi, I'm new here"

(this is actually true 8) )

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Re: Improvisation

Postby Scelestus » Thu May 07, 2009 9:51 pm UTC

The tall, fedoraed man falls lifeless to the ground. The shorter fedoraed man pulls a knife, steeling himself for the fight. But first, he rasps,"You shouldn't believe everything they tell you. Someday you'll regret the deed you're about to do here."

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Re: Improvisation

Postby eaglef2 » Thu May 07, 2009 10:13 pm UTC

Summer, pulling out a gun, says, "I already made my choices, now die!"
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
-Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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Re: Improvisation

Postby Bartimaeus » Sat May 09, 2009 8:16 pm UTC

She closes her eyes and pulls the trigger, hitting the shorter of the men right between the eyes.

(next person start a new scene)

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Re: Improvisation

Postby Box Boy » Sat May 09, 2009 9:27 pm UTC

Summer is on top of a skyscraper, looking at the sun set.
She begins to speak but is stopped as a man cuts her throat, shoots her multiple times, lights her on fire and kicks her off the building. She dies.
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Re: Improvisation

Postby eaglef2 » Sun May 10, 2009 9:57 pm UTC

The man pulls out a cell phone, dials a number, and says, "The job is done, Summer is dead. Where will I get my money?"
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
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Re: Improvisation

Postby Bartimaeus » Sun May 10, 2009 11:28 pm UTC

He listens to the phone for a minute, closes it, then walks off stage.

(next person start a new scene)

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Re: Improvisation

Postby DrStalker » Mon May 11, 2009 2:51 am UTC

Summer crouches beside a smouldering corpse.

"Looks like the Life Model Decoy™ worked. Time to execute phase 2."

She stands, looks towards the sky, and smiles.
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Re: Improvisation

Postby eaglef2 » Mon May 11, 2009 4:32 am UTC

(new scene) In a dark room, several business men sitting round a large rectangular table are speaking.

"Now that Glau is gone we must move on to that xkcd branch" one of the men in the group says.
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
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