xkcd

by **StickfigureGuy** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:34 pm UTC

my hobby: Calling people up pretending to be a indian telemarketer..."Hello, Would you like to subscribe to optus? Premium package with extra $30 free credit..."

by **Liet Kynes** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:44 pm UTC

My hobby: running down the street yelling "WOOSH!"

by **Lolsaur** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:47 pm UTC

StickfigureGuy wrote:my hobby: Calling people up pretending to be a indian telemarketer..."Hello, Would you like to subscribe to optus? Premium package with extra $30 free credit..."

I do this, trying to fool my Grandmother into thinking that it isn't me on the phone.

by **BigBoss** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:01 pm UTC

my hobby is turning anything people say into mom jokes.

by **BomanTheBear** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:17 pm UTC

my hobby: following people around and narrating the shit they're doing.

by **lampcactus** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:26 am UTC

My Hobby: gradually alienating friends and loved ones with quasi-serious emotional confessions until there is no one willing to trust me, no one willing to love me...

by **BigBoss** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:51 am UTC

My hobby: convincing people a chickenpox scar on my face is really from a bullet.

by **Quillpaw** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:03 pm UTC

My hobby: Turning anything someone says into a sexual innuendo by intentionally mishearing words.

by **BigBoss** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:35 pm UTC

My Hobby: Sneaking up on people i know and following them as close as possible, untill they see me.

by **Quillpaw** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:08 pm UTC

My hobby: Abruptly ending conversations by bringing up awkward points about myself or my artwork. Bonus points if it earns and awkward turtle or an awkward snowman.

by **rockym93** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:23 pm UTC

My hobby: Any time anyone says my name, I reply with "It wasn't me!"
My other hobby: Whenever someone makes the slightest mistake, I pull out a paperclip and and wave it in their face, and say "It looks like you're trying to do x, would you like some help with that?"

by **Angua** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:58 pm UTC

rockym93 wrote:My hobby: Any time anyone says my name, I reply with "It wasn't me!"
My other hobby: Whenever someone makes the slightest mistake, I pull out a paperclip and and wave it in their face, and say "It looks like you're trying to do x, would you like some help with that?"

Do you keep a paper clip with you at all times for that purpose?

by **Jorpho** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:50 pm UTC

My hobby: playing "air conductor" while listening to the new Doctor Who theme music.

by **Bulvox** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:31 pm UTC

My Hobby: Singing slightly out of tune just to piss people off. It works too.

by **BigBoss** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:42 am UTC

My Hobby: walking closely behind people exactly like they are walking.

by **Fat Tony** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:36 pm UTC

Bulvox wrote:My Hobby: Singing slightly out of tune just to piss people off. It works too.

I don't understand how it's even *possible* to do that.
I can't. I've tried.

by **Lolsaur** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:37 pm UTC

I manage it very easily.

In other words, every time I "sing", it's out of tune.

by **Angua** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:29 pm UTC

Watch Keeping Up Appearances, the star does a wonderful job. Somehow she manages to sing out of tune while playing the piano (apparently the actress was a singer).

by **BigBoss** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:50 am UTC

in one of my choir classes, a guy that sat to the side of me would purposely sing just off pitch to try and mess me up.

by **Quillpaw** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:28 pm UTC

My hobby: Procrastinating. It's quite rewarding in the short run.

by **mashakosha** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:53 pm UTC

My hobby: Taking parts of people's conversations I hear walking down the street and use them to form a story.
I actually do this. The results are amazing.

by **Sungura** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:57 pm UTC

I can't believe I never saw this thread!
My Hobby: Singing in the lab using a graduated cylinder as a microphone.

by **Gray War** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:40 am UTC

My Hobby: Annoying the hell out of my friends by saying 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID' after 90% of what they say.

by **mashakosha** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:19 pm UTC

My Hobby: Using my bike lights all the time. Even in the middle of the day. They're those super-bright LED ones, so they get in people's eyes and it's very annoying.

by **Bulvox** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:21 pm UTC

My Hobby: saying "and how." after everything my friends say. Sometimes it's funny.

by **Bartimaeus** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:08 am UTC

My Hobby: sitting in a Starbucks on my iPhone trying to look like I'm doing something important while im actually posting on this site

by **She** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:32 pm UTC

Angua wrote:
rockym93 wrote:My hobby: Any time anyone says my name, I reply with "It wasn't me!"
My other hobby: Whenever someone makes the slightest mistake, I pull out a paperclip and and wave it in their face, and say "It looks like you're trying to do x, would you like some help with that?"

Do you keep a paper clip with you at all times for that purpose?

Oh my god, I do that! I have a chain of them attached to my house keys. I have actually managed to repair a broken umbrella with one. In under 20 seconds.

On rockym93's other one, I do: "It wasn't me! And, it wasn't on purpose! And it didn't matter anyway, 'cause it was already dead!"

My hobby: Staring at people in the bus, and watching their eyes twitch as they struggle to look away.

by **Gray War** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:26 am UTC

LOL

My Hobby: Accidentally thinking of the most perverted things whenever anyone says anything that can become a sexual innuendo (inYOURendo)

by **Meowgan** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:24 pm UTC

Humming.

Responding inappropriately in word association games. Eg. "Pr0n" "Tentacles"

by **DrakeSD** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:06 pm UTC

My Hobby: Attaching locks to bikes I don't own.

by **Jorpho** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:40 am UTC

My Hobby: attempting to pronounce YouTube video IDs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
Ohcksi Zaz Laos!

by **paledragon64** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:59 am UTC

Basically the same as in the comic, just make up all your own. Thought this would be fun to do.

My Hobby: Looking up ordinary nouns on Google with the filter off to see how long it takes to reach pornography. (easy mode: put 'sexy' in front of the word)

Now gogogogogogo!

by **-KF-** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:33 am UTC

My Hobby: Posting here when I'm supposed to be writing a report for Physics. Right now.

by **Bulvox** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:51 am UTC

My Hobby: Your Hobby.

by **arem** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:56 am UTC

My Hobby:
Googling 'cheese' when i want to test if my internet connection is online (incidentally, i found that one of my friends does this also, apparently without my influence)
Am also guilty of correcting people's grammar.

by **Fat Tony** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:23 pm UTC

arem wrote:My Hobby:
Googling 'cheese' when i want to test if my internet connection is online (incidentally, I found that one of my friends does this also, apparently without my influence).
I am also guilty of correcting people's grammar.

by **Sruixan** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:04 pm UTC

My hobby: Merely saying "well, well" and laughing at people who say "three holes in the ground!".

by **Timmeu13** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:19 pm UTC

Hy hobby: taking simple questions and answering in a differnt question word context.
ex. then: Where do we sign up?
Me: tomorrow
Them: ...

Also: answering some random questions with over there while widly pointing some direction or motioning with my head somewhere. (even better to point multiple directions and mabye even motion some where else with your head.) or not motioning at all

Finally: i refuse to carry on conversation with them until they change the subject or leave throughly confused.

by **MHD** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:42 pm UTC

My hobby: Playing the air guitar in public, whilst listening to heavy rock on my iPod with max volume.

It makes my friends facepalm like you wouldn't believe...

by **5ynic** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:39 am UTC

My hobby is starting off promisingly, but then failing to finish my

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