"Packages" Fourm Game

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"Packages" Fourm Game

Postby ubergeek » Fri May 01, 2009 8:10 pm UTC

http://xkcd.com/576/

Anyone the has read "Packages," is probably laughing their ass off right now. If you haven't, click on the link to read it. If you're too lazy to read it, sit tight.

Basicaly, a guy creates a program that buys random stuff off of ebay. To his dismay, the items, together, begin forming certain patterns and implying untruths. To that end, I propose a new forum game. The rules are simple. All you have to do is name an item you would like to have our poor victim receive. The item should somehow combine with a recent previous item in humorous/disturbing/erotic ways. You should include the day number, and all items should be things you can probably find online for a dollar.

Day 1: A package of Jello

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Vieto » Fri May 01, 2009 8:17 pm UTC

Day 2: a funnel, with a narrow nozzle.
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby thecamoninja » Fri May 01, 2009 8:20 pm UTC

Day 3: a short rubber hose
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Jebobek » Fri May 01, 2009 8:25 pm UTC

Day 4: A mini-bottle of Smirnoff
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby ubergeek » Fri May 01, 2009 8:32 pm UTC

Day 5: A bottle of Laxatives

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 01, 2009 8:51 pm UTC

Day 6: A flee circus
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Vieto » Fri May 01, 2009 8:57 pm UTC

Jebobek wrote:Day 4: A mini-bottle of Smirnoff


Day 7: Smirnoff to go with the bottle.
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Postby Daoshi » Fri May 01, 2009 9:04 pm UTC

Day 8: Elk antlers
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby ubergeek » Fri May 01, 2009 9:29 pm UTC

Day 9: A bobcat

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby krazykate » Fri May 01, 2009 9:31 pm UTC

adding condoms makes anything twice as weird, so...

Day 10: condom(s)

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Christophoros » Fri May 01, 2009 9:34 pm UTC

Day 10: USB 2.0 Mic Speaker 5.1 Audio Sound Card ADAPTER
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby pancake bunny » Fri May 01, 2009 10:20 pm UTC

day 11 a bullet
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby krazykate » Sat May 02, 2009 1:57 am UTC

day 12: a bullet.

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Kaeyn » Sat May 02, 2009 2:01 am UTC

Day 13: A paper crane.

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby eaglef2 » Sat May 02, 2009 2:33 am UTC

day 14: a list of Russian criminals
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby krazykate » Sat May 02, 2009 4:49 pm UTC

day 15: a list of Russian porn films.

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby ubergeek » Sat May 02, 2009 5:28 pm UTC

day 16: Catnip

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby eaglef2 » Sat May 02, 2009 9:43 pm UTC

day 17: cough drops
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby velvet_octopus » Sat May 02, 2009 10:39 pm UTC

day 18: duct tape
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby sje46 » Sat May 02, 2009 10:47 pm UTC

day 19: a bag of potato skins, cheddar and bacon
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Postby Gentlelady » Sat May 02, 2009 11:16 pm UTC

Day 20: A subliminal message maker
d33p wrote:And Karma rode upon a pale horse, and GentleLady followed behind.
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby krazykate » Sat May 02, 2009 11:42 pm UTC

Day 21: Hitler's Mein Kampf

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Mous » Sun May 03, 2009 12:07 am UTC

Day 22: A towel, slightly dishevelled.
Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Nemphael » Sun May 03, 2009 12:36 am UTC

DAy 23: 99 cents.

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby eaglef2 » Sun May 03, 2009 7:17 am UTC

"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
-Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby thecamoninja » Sun May 03, 2009 2:43 pm UTC

Note: The shipping on that thing is $20

anyways,
Day 25: a single piece of beef jerky
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Sruixan » Sun May 03, 2009 5:02 pm UTC

Day 26: a disposable razor.
This is, er, no offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
That's just, um, beautiful, beautiful beautiful... just beautiful.
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Bartimaeus » Sun May 03, 2009 5:11 pm UTC

Day 27: Japanese doll
Spoiler:
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby eaglef2 » Sun May 03, 2009 7:20 pm UTC

day 28: list of laundry dos and don'ts
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Rakysh » Sun May 03, 2009 7:52 pm UTC

Day 29: an instruction manual to build a small, powerful trebuchet.

(Fire Fox doesn't know what a trebuchet is.:()

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby BigBoss » Sun May 03, 2009 10:15 pm UTC

Day 30: A plunger
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby eaglef2 » Mon May 04, 2009 1:07 am UTC

day 31: a collection of Pepsi cans throughout the ages
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Vieto » Mon May 04, 2009 1:10 am UTC

day 32: a Pirate, who follows you arround and does whatever you ask, on the condition that it always has rum.
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby velvet_octopus » Mon May 04, 2009 1:25 am UTC

a single AAA battery
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Vieto » Mon May 04, 2009 1:29 am UTC

A lightbulb that doesn't take Triple-A batteries.
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon May 04, 2009 2:14 am UTC

a soldering tool

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby 6453893 » Mon May 04, 2009 2:21 am UTC

A phrenology chart.

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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby Vieto » Mon May 04, 2009 2:24 am UTC

an egg
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Postby thecamoninja » Mon May 04, 2009 2:58 am UTC

Day 38: a small whip
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Re: "Packages" Fourm Game

Postby 6453893 » Mon May 04, 2009 3:14 am UTC

Day 39: A headless barbie doll.


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