Basically, there's a hill.
I am on top of it.
Come up with a convolued scheme to get me off so you can be the king (even if you are a queen) of the hill.
It works like this:
I am king of the hill!I push you off the hill.I get a flamethrower and singe you and stomp on your ashes on the hill.I kick you in the shin.
You get the idea.
Well, I'll start.
I'm king of the hill! -victory dance-.