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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:41 am UTC

no

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby scrovak » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:44 am UTC

Yes. RIght...... there ^


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:56 am UTC

Online, yes. No a physical copy.

A book by an author that is no longer living.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:07 am UTC

There's some Isaac Asimov thataway, plus some Shakespeare, 17th century French stuff, and a Bible if you want to start an argument. :wink:

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:10 am UTC

Yes. By my sister.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:11 am UTC

Yes, in my living room.

A can of a fruit-flavored carbonated beverage (e.g. orange soda, sprite).
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:12 am UTC

No can. Bottles.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby NeverGrowUp » Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:46 am UTC

Possibly. I'm not willing to tip my piano over to see if it fell behind it, though.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:23 am UTC

Yeah. Too many.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby scrovak » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:36 am UTC

No. Clever, though.

Enough alcohol to drink yourself to death?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:01 am UTC

Probably. My parents have at least half a dozen bottles of wine in the house. Assuming you could drink all that, I guess it'd probably be fatal.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:03 am UTC

Nope. Non-religious "Christian" household. 15 minutes, maybe, I can get to a friend's house in that time and she has some.

Cheese grater.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby scrovak » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:08 am UTC

Nope, at work.

A religious icon without a person on it?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby oxoiron » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:07 pm UTC

Yes, if an ankh counts as a religious icon.

A software manual from the 1980s?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:32 pm UTC

Yeah, I have this Unix manual. Still relevant too!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Stucky101 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:15 pm UTC

Yes right around the corner in my bathroom.

A stuffed animal or plush?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:28 pm UTC

Dozens. I am a child of the 90s, ergo I have Beanie Babies by the dozen.

A pocketknife.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Two-Fry » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:57 pm UTC

If I could find it in my room, yes. Which means most likely no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:43 pm UTC

Not in 15 seconds. Somewhere in the basement....

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RedBandit » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:31 am UTC

Well, again I'm forced to rely on the kindness of my neighbor. I might be able to run outside, knock on the door, and beg my neighbor for one if the conditions were right. Since it's 829pm, I think I can produce a wife beater in 15 seconds.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:07 am UTC

Unless you count me as one, being as I was born there, then no.

A bottle of antibacterial hand gel?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RedBandit » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:11 am UTC

No way.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Wednesday » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:29 am UTC

Heeee, yes, four of them.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RedBandit » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:57 am UTC

12 inches of fun, right here! And time to spare.

Can you produce a your country's flag in 15 seconds?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby NeverGrowUp » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:02 am UTC

Yup, four actually.

A product labeled "eco-friendly"?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby quantum_quandary » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:20 am UTC

NeverGrowUp wrote:Yup, four actually.

A product labeled "eco-friendly"?

Yep - the box of cookies just behind my mousepad. Nothing would have been easier for me to grab from here, actually. Aside from the mouse itself.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Stucky101 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:26 am UTC

Yep, the remote is on my desk and I'm watching Jim Gaffigan doing stand up on Comedy Central.

A portrait of a famous scientist?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby DrStalker » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:35 am UTC

I have today's XKCD still open, which includes a stick figure of a famous scientist...


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:37 am UTC

I have a 30mm cartridge from an A-10 attack aircraft. otherwise, no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby DrStalker » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:24 am UTC

Unless unique, one-off things count, then no. If they do there are bits of art around here that would count.

Something that sounds sexual when named out of context in a lewd tone of voice.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:04 am UTC

Does a gourami count? Sounds like some form of NSFW amine...

Sticky notes in a color other than yellow?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby scrovak » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:15 am UTC

Does 1 pink sticky note count?

A shot glass in any color other than clear, green, and blue?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:08 pm UTC

I got pink ones! Well, mostly pink. They're this marble color fading from cream to pink.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:25 pm UTC

Threw it out about a month ago. There might be another lying around here somewhere though...

A sports shoe not made by nike?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby oxoiron » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:37 pm UTC

Yes, I'm wearing Avias.

A mug with a cartoon character on it (or double points for one in the shape of a cartoon character)?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby DrStalker » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:22 pm UTC

Yes - left by a former housemate is a mug with optimus prime on it, with an autobot logo that appears when the mug gets hot!

A broken lightbulb.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:57 pm UTC

A few tungsten filaments and a burnt out LED, plus one flashlight bulb that I'm pretty sure is dead.

Any album that you own in at least 2 different physical storage forms, not including audio files. (I.e., owning Who's Netx on both CD and cassette tape).
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby oxoiron » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:57 pm UTC

Yes. I'm old, so I have many albums that I copied from LP or CD onto cassette from the old days when my car didn't have a CD player (or a phonograph).

A blue extension cord?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:49 pm UTC

I have green and orange for sure, possible some other colors, but I don't think I have blue.

Bacon flavored anything (other than bacon itself)?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Ralith The Third » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:56 pm UTC

Yes- Bacon treats. Requires a sprint upstairs, but yes.

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