Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:08 pm UTC

A few sets.

Hand-mirror (or any small mirror that isn't meant to be mounted on a door/dresser/wall)?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby shadyraptors » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:13 pm UTC

Unless a shiny TV counts, no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Cheese » Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:12 am UTC

Not a chance. The only duct tape is two rooms away. And in the same room as someone asleep. And I'm not entirely sure which cupboard to look in anyway.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby RedBandit » Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:44 am UTC

If you hadn't said chilled, yes. I'm out of beer, but I've got numerous other bottles. All kinds.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby NeverGrowUp » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:14 am UTC

Most definitely. I could get my Paul McCartney 2005 ticket stub in about 5 seconds and I don't even know how many more I could grab in the 10 seconds after.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby popprocks » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:59 am UTC

No

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:41 am UTC

Probably.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby DrStalker » Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:48 am UTC

Consoles are for people who can't handle PCs! So no. :-)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:35 pm UTC

Many, including a rather cool one made from an old circuit board.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:04 pm UTC

I can just make it to my sister's room in 15 seconds. I even know where to look.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Stucky101 » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:10 pm UTC

I suppose if I were to rip apart my speaker system I might find one in under 15 seconds.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:13 pm UTC

YES! I have an old 8mm video camera in the basement.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:20 pm UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:27 pm UTC

Well I have some knifes and stuff here. I know my dad has a gun somewhere, but I'm not sure where and I probably couldn't find it in 15 seconds. Or I could jump out the second story of this house. Or I could just hit myself or have my friend Catherine scratch me or something. In any case, the answer is a big yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:48 am UTC

The Jan 21st paper stored in the attic.


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Stucky101 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:59 am UTC

Well... I might have one of their laboratory containers in my 4th grade chemistry set that I still have for some reason. Only I think it'd take more than 15 seconds to dig up from my pile of old stuff.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:39 am UTC

*pant* *puff, puff* nope. Can't find it in 15 seconds. Got some weird looks though.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:40 am UTC

In powdered form yes. I really should go make some....

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:45 am UTC

Yes. I have a bookshelf full of them.

A male-male 3.5 mm audio cable.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:15 am UTC

If that is what I think it is, I wish. It's a cable that connects one audio device to another, like an mp3 player to speakers, non? Sounds like it. If so, I would like to have one more handy, as I'm always finding myself needing one.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:22 am UTC

Yeah. I have a bad habit of taking my brother's shirts. And he's a size and a half bigger than me.
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It's an audio cable with two male jacks (one at each end). It's for connecting an output device to an input device. For example, your computer has a 3.5 mm out and if you have an amplifier with a 3.5 mm in then you need a male-male audio cable.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:59 am UTC

Yup.

A flash drive under 64mb?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby lulzfish » Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:05 am UTC

The EGE wrote:A flash drive under 64mb?


I have a 1GB flash drive, a 8GB flash drive, and a 1GB MP3 player that acts as a 1GB flash drive.
So, no. I used to have a 256MB way back in the day, but I lost it.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:46 am UTC

I saw one in the basement a few weeks ago, but no way I can produce it in 15 seconds.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Aleril » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:36 pm UTC

Nope, not on my mind right now, although I probably could come up with tons.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:55 pm UTC

I had to look up what that was, so obviously not.

An ounce or more of cat fur.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:58 pm UTC

Still attached to the cat, right here on the couch. I could maybe sweep up that much from the floor if I sprinted around and got under everything, but my feet hurt so I won't.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:02 pm UTC

(Actually I was thinking of petting the cat until that much fur came off. It would be pretty easy with my friend Catherine. Carry on.)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:26 pm UTC

Nope

A bottle of any sort of liquor. (If so, I have a party planned at nine and you're invited!)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Zorlin » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:01 am UTC

Bartimaeus wrote:Nope

A bottle of any sort of liquor. (If so, I have a party planned at nine and you're invited!)

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The EGE » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:21 am UTC

*looks down* yup.

An instruction sheet to something you built.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Zorlin » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:50 am UTC

The EGE wrote:*looks down* yup.

An instruction sheet to something you built.

I have readme's for software projects. Do they count?

Can you have your underwear in your hands in 15 seconds, though?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:53 am UTC

Well my mom is right here, but I surely could if I didn't mind her seeing me nude (which I do).

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:38 am UTC

YES! I have Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Robin Hood Men in Tights and the first season of the original Get Smart, all on DVD, right here.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mickyj300x » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:21 am UTC

Gods no.

Music manuscript you have written on.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:32 am UTC

Nope. I'm not even sure I have a music manuscript at all.

Something really meaningful someone gave to you?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:41 am UTC

The ring on my finger.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mickyj300x » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:51 am UTC

An entire rack of them.

Sheet Music in physical form?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:28 am UTC

My brother has some guitar music books. Does that count?

While we're on the subject of music... a set of bagpipes? Or something that sounds like it, i.e. an asthmatic pig.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mieulium » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:48 am UTC

Bagpipes? No. Asthmatic pig? Me.

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