Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Not A Llama » Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:21 pm UTC

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Yes, it was frozen outside this week, but has thawed and works.

A dinosaur?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:28 pm UTC

Not a real, literal one.

A laptop battery that you can make explode?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:49 pm UTC

I can't even string up a lightbulb, so I would guess I couldnt mess with this laptop.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:23 pm UTC

Most definitely, I am a teenager.

A keyboard you're not using?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:27 pm UTC

Whelan wrote:Most definitely, I am a teenager.

A keyboard you're not using?
Plenty of them :) (I can see 5 right now... I work at a software company... lotta computers in this room that no one is using.)

A printer that does NOT also scan things.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kellsbells » Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:35 pm UTC

Yes, within arm's reach actually. It also doesn't print things (as it's broken).

A mug with a brand name on it?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby sleeply » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:29 pm UTC

Yes, the name of the company that my mom used to work for.

A broken calculator?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:32 pm UTC

Nope, I throw those away.

A stuffed animal.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:36 pm UTC

There are a bunch on top of the dresser, busily gathering dust.

A sleeping cat?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby fyrenwater » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:52 am UTC

Nope, no cat, sleeping nor awake.

Minty dental floss?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby sleeply » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:07 am UTC

Yes, but I don't use it as often as I should...

Student I.D. card?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:17 am UTC

Yup, in ma pocket.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:31 pm UTC

Nope. I threw all of the old ones away when I moved.

A set of encyclopedia? The book ones?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Not A Llama » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:27 pm UTC

Yep, a whole set of World Books.

A frilly apron?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:32 pm UTC

I'm sure one of my friendly aquaintances has one, and I do need to drop by and give her back the tupperware I borrowed, but thats about a minute away.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:41 pm UTC

I don't think I can pick a best friend, and if you forced me to, he'd be about...however far like New Jersey is from San Jose area.

More than one comb that you use regularly?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:47 pm UTC

Nope, my roommate shaved off all my hair one night... with my permision, of course.
Its still growing back

An electric razor?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:48 am UTC

I'm a manual razor guy, but I think my roommate has an electric.

More then $100 cash?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby clockworkmonk » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:55 am UTC

I wish.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kernelpanic » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:43 am UTC

No.
A piece of clothing stained with old body fluids?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:19 am UTC

I have a runny nose, so yes.
A hat.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:48 am UTC

Headgear yes, but nothing I'd call a real hat. My girlfriend stole mine, and she's two hours away.

A spork?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:55 am UTC

/me spends a moment in ambivalent nostalgia for those pieces of crap they used to make us eat lunch with in junior high

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby sleeply » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:30 am UTC

Yes, the computer is right here. :P

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Vohu Manah » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:44 am UTC

My drumsticks are on my desk. Right next to yarn and a sewing kit (which, strangely, are all related).

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby animeHrmIne » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:47 am UTC

Close: I could get to Anna Karenina.

Studded belt?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:28 am UTC

'fraid not, but I do have a few belts here and there, mostly broken though, or too large for me.

More than three pairs of shoes? (Why I have that many raises some questions)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:35 am UTC

Yes. My shoes, my gym shoes and my sandals. Also my roomate has sandals and shoes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:45 am UTC

Lets see... there is a jasmine by the library, which should be blooming right around now, but i cant get there anything less than fourty seconds, and that only if i bolt, and there is no traffic.

A box of chocolates?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Vohu Manah » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:49 am UTC

Yes. They're dusty and probably taste like the packaging enclosing them, but they do contain cocoa.

A postcard from Canada?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:50 am UTC

I have a box of chocolate chip cookies, does that count?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:50 am UTC

I have one box in the kitchen cabinet and one single stride that my roomie gave me, so yep.

Pop Tarts?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:11 am UTC

Wow, 3 posts in a minute. In order, yes, yes, and no.

Painkillers?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:16 am UTC

Generic ibuprofen.

Instant soup mix.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Hazel » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:33 am UTC

I think I still have a packet of rather horrid instant miso soup.

A citrus juicer?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby red. » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:39 am UTC

A knife and my hand suffices, methinks.

But I do have one of those oldschool torture device-esque juicers around somewhere.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:57 pm UTC

Not right now, I'm in class.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby fyrenwater » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:04 pm UTC

Uhhh... no. There's a whiteboard on my door, though.

Paper towels/napkins with a printed design on them? (Texture doesn't count!)
...It made more sense in my head.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:07 pm UTC

Not in 15 seconds I don't think. They're all in a draw and stuff

Bits of uniform from more than one school.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:12 pm UTC

No school uniforms where I live.

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