Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:24 am UTC

My mom has dried crushed petals of kind of flower (I think sunflowers) somewhere in the kitchen. (They're for tea.)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby sleeply » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:31 am UTC

Yes, with the help of Google image search! :D

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Not A Llama » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:57 am UTC

yes, with CD but no mp3 playback.

something spongebob related?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Troy Martin » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:52 am UTC

If I can flip through the cable onscreen guide fast enough, yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Rizzo » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:55 am UTC

Hmm, probably not.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:11 am UTC

I wish. I need an iPod ._.

A food/chewy/energy bar?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:57 am UTC

Nope, I tend to eat those within twenty minutes of getting those.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:10 am UTC

I could, but I'm not going to.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:30 am UTC

As my current occupation is Student, not so much, no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:08 am UTC

I'm sure there's one somewhere here.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:13 am UTC

Yes; my dog.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:15 am UTC

Sadly no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:17 am UTC

Not sure what you mean. I can give someone internets in 15 seconds, I can also produce my internet. (I'm on it.)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:24 am UTC

There are two right by me. Multicolored and bendy.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:26 am UTC

I wish.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:34 am UTC

Yeah. I'm at the computer labs and they got new hardware this year. The mouse plugs into the keyboard. Annoying as hell because the cord is coming from the wrong direction.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:35 am UTC

I detest coffee.

Something with 240+ calories that could fit inside your hand, if it were hollow? (Pretend your hand is a container.)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:37 am UTC

I have half a box of cookies... checking calorie content.... nope. But if the box were full then yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:39 am UTC

Funny you should mention salt. We were doing a lab in Chemistry that required the extraction of salt from a mixture, and we were too lazy to do it so we decided to bring salt from home, but then I forgot that day. But it all turned out fine.

So yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mickyj300x » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:44 am UTC

Yep.

Chicken (Alive or dead)?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:45 am UTC

I don't...think so. I'm sure there's probably "chicken" in some from in the fridge.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:05 am UTC

My wallet :P

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby chanakrogue » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:07 pm UTC

Yes, my cubicle neighbor has one.

A rotary dial phone?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:32 pm UTC

Not a real one.

A metal door?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:54 pm UTC

Unfortunately, no. Just a door with a metal handle.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:18 pm UTC

I have an electric kettle like that, but no lamp.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mieulium » Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:19 pm UTC

Yup!

A techno cd?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:33 pm UTC

Good heavens, know.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Apparently Anonymous » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:23 pm UTC

Nope.

A tear?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:30 pm UTC

Not without punching meself, which i shan't.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:32 pm UTC

No. And I think you meant catastrophes or abominations.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kingofdreams » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:29 am UTC

funny enough if I run for it I could get an lp but no, no cd...

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:52 am UTC

Plenty back home, but none here.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kernelpanic » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:42 am UTC

Yes, 528-HEK from Arizona.

Fireworks?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:56 am UTC

I'm sorry sir, you must have the wrong man, we don't store that sort of thing here.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:03 am UTC

I get paid by direct deposit, but I do have a paystub here.

A pink button?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Senefen » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:46 am UTC

I think so, we've got a big jar of buttons. I assume at least one is pink.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Vohu Manah » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:50 am UTC

Several. Some of which my parents can't even open.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:05 am UTC

Marble is a Linux app that displays the globe, and is not made of plastic. I have it here, on my desktop.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Fin Archangel » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:33 pm UTC

I wish. And it wouldn't be hard - my internal hard drive is like 100 GB.

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