Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:16 am UTC

if I was at school. Maybe.

An oven cooking a steak and cheese pie?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:09 pm UTC

I have an oven, but no steak and cheese pie :(
that sounds delicious, though...

could someone find me... a recipe for steak and cheese pie?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Adacore » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:55 am UTC

You mean like this one?

How about... a cookbook written by a Frenchman?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby cjdrum » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:11 am UTC

Probably, being in a library and all...

How about a wireless keyboard with a key missing?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lorenz » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:21 am UTC

I really don't want to tear a key but ... 4... 3... 2
DANG...
Yes I can :(

(Actually.. no, but I could have)

something red, something green, something blue, something orange, something black, something white, something brown, something with at least 10 colors on it?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby cjdrum » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:27 am UTC

USB, Headphone jack, jumper, orange book, shoes, shirt, table, poster of assorted vegetables.

Yes.


A wireless keyboard with a cord taped to it? Just for the fun of it :D
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:41 am UTC

No, but I have a USB keyboard with a cord built onto it.

At least ten used water bottle caps?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:59 am UTC

not water, but probably 20+ gatorade caps, many of which have dead stinkbugs under them. (automatic reaction on my part, if i see a stink bug, i grab the first gatorade cap i see and trap the stinkbug. They don't really have a concept of "run away" so its really easy.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:35 am UTC

yes.

A bottle of soda.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby cjdrum » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:53 am UTC

Actually, no!

A new tab containing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" on YouTube?
See if you can do it in 15! :D
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:31 pm UTC

no. don't really wanna be rickrolled today, thanks a bunch :)


allergy meds and Kleenex?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby TheChewanater » Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:48 am UTC

No, but I can get allergy meds and generic tissues.

A check for a highly-composite number of dollars?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:10 pm UTC

I could give you a bank statement... no checks here


a Tupperware container inside of another and a glass of lemonade?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby brume » Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:43 pm UTC

No, but I do have some plastic containers.

A stud finder and a footstool tall enough so that you can touch the ceiling?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gypped » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:56 pm UTC

No on the stud finder. Does it count if I can touch the ceiling just by standing up? (Ceilings are low and I'm semi tall)

A novel that revolves around cops/detectives?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:23 am UTC

quite a few, actually



june and july calendar pages, cat eating food, drinking glass, and/or graphing calculator?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Nevea » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:31 am UTC

Yes to all of the above.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:31 am UTC

yes no yes yes.

milk?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:11 am UTC

Yes (this thread has made me time the PC-to-fridge dash before!)

A fathers day card?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:36 am UTC

nope.


person texting, cat, academic poster, supply list for dorm room essentials, eyeglasses, medication, and/or teakettle?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:14 am UTC

yes and yes. no to the other objects. Figure out what the others are.

A sony ericsson xperia x8 running android 2.2

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:35 am UTC

nope...

metal water bottle, driver's permit, GPS unit, calculus textbook, cuckoo clock, and/or mortar with pestle?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:41 am UTC

In order, no (only poly carbonate), yes, yes (presuming my phone counts), yep, no, and yes (a lovely marble set)

20 or more combined megapixels worth of image sensors?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:33 am UTC

probably. 3 cameras, 4 phones.

A digital copy of Team Fortress?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Chosen++ » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:11 pm UTC

voicedotter wrote:probably. 3 cameras, 4 phones.

A digital copy of Team Fortress?


Yep. Right on my desktop!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby EvilDuckie » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:45 pm UTC

Sugar cubes ftw!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:04 am UTC

no.

a book by Robin Hobb?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:38 pm UTC

no


mustard, hard-cooked eggs, salt, pepper, business cards, coffee cup, DVD, and/or someone with a broken bone?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:58 am UTC

yesno yes yes yes yes yes no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SmoothBlade » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:34 am UTC

I could probably scribble that down on a piece of paper.... wait, no, sorry, no pen/pencil nearby


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:50 pm UTC

nope.

wallet, business card, phone, notebook, envelope, magazine, dismantled paper shredder, to do list, and/or glass of juice?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby TheChewanater » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:36 pm UTC

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, but I have a bottle of Gatorade.

A sausage?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lorenz » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:40 pm UTC

No :(

A member of your family?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:15 pm UTC

if family is defined to include pets, then yes. otherwise, no.

calendar, letter, junk mail, apple, lemon, hot dogs, and/or croissants?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:19 am UTC

yes to all except 2. guess which ones.

a watch and a cat in front of a fire?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:13 am UTC

yes to the watch
I have a cat, but he is not anywhere near fire

list of cognitive distortions, business cards, binder clip, artwork or drawing in process, magnets, juice, and/or garage door opener?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lorenz » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:31 am UTC

no, no, no, no, no, no, and/or no.

something with the words "victory" "golden" and/or "monkey" written on it, that you didn't write?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:06 am UTC

yes. Your post.

a USB set with adapters for almost anything ever needed?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:21 pm UTC

no.

someone who is ill, artwork, reading list, lottery ticket, credit card, cell phones, to-do list, and/or monkey shaped cookie cutter?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thorgold » Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:38 am UTC

Five of them.

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