Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Red Rule » Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:07 pm UTC

Nope, no ashtray, no candy :(.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby iminacage » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:36 am UTC

nope
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Jumble » Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:28 pm UTC

Hell, yeah. Two professional (i.e. expensive) prints on the wall (one of all of us, one of my daughters), two on the mantle shelf and 2 in my wallet where the money used to be before I had kids.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:43 pm UTC

yes. Many.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thorgold » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:06 pm UTC

Nope, didn't spring for the full album and only got "Now I Only Want You Gone."

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:06 am UTC

I can probably find one for south canterbury. Tis my region here in NZ. We have regions not states.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby cjquines » Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:18 pm UTC

5, in fact.
5 computers?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Jumble » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:13 pm UTC

Agh, interesting. There's 2 in here, if you include the iPad. If I dash downstairs there's 3 in the living room (4 if you include the iPhone). Or, if I can get up the loft ladder in 15 secs there are still 8 unix processors in a Beowulf cluster, but I'd probably fall down the ladder.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gypped » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:44 pm UTC

I've got a digital clock with a transparent display. It's completely unreadable unless if it has a very bright, light-colored object behind it.

Two tiny plastic dental floss dispensers?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Cathy » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:54 am UTC

Yes, in my bathroom about 2 sec away, yay small apartments.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tractor » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:22 pm UTC

Well, I'm at work, so I've got a small ziploc bag of painkillers in my drawer instead.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:30 am UTC

probably. My mum does a lot of sewing.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Cathy » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:50 am UTC

Candle flames, ahoy!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Adacore » Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:55 am UTC

There are some cool-looking fish in the pond outside my office window. I like standing and watching them sometimes.

A hand-fan and/or a foreign language dictionary.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Cathy » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:46 am UTC

Spanish language dictionary.

A biiiig blanket?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Evengeduld » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:56 am UTC

I can see one hanging from behind my desk on the other side of the street but no...

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:58 am UTC

no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:06 am UTC

Yep, Serenity on DVD and Firefly on Blu-ray.

A can of "canned air"?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Evengeduld » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:15 am UTC

I have an empty can does it count if I shut it again and trap the air?


A door knob?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Cathy » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:16 pm UTC

Four, actually.

Kleenex?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:25 pm UTC

Pocket Kleenex (yes, the actual brand) in my backpack next to me. However, if I were at home right now, I wouldn't be so close to my backpack and the tissue box on the table is some other brand.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby maxmillean » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:53 am UTC

I believe I could. It would be close as I would have to run out by my fish pond.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Cathy » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:36 am UTC

A what of who? No clue what that is, so there's a big no.

A can of soup?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby maxmillean » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:07 am UTC

Cathy wrote:A what of who? No clue what that is, so there's a big no.

A can of soup?

You know, solder for connecting wires and building circuit boards.....

Anyway, yes I could get you your can of soup.

A HO scale train engine?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby dumbzebra » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:17 pm UTC

Yes, I just have to make sure not to fall down the stairs (It's in the basement).
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Lorenz » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:05 am UTC

if 15 minutes, probably.

an apple core?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby maxmillean » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:58 am UTC

in about five minutes not 15 secs

A cricket?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby cjquines » Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:10 am UTC

Just puked it.

Green apples?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:51 am UTC

nope. Only red in this household.

A watch, 5 strange dvd's, a kasabian album and/or a panasonic phone.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Carlington » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:00 pm UTC

Not by a looooong way.

An single die?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby TaylorP » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:19 pm UTC

Yep, the games cupboard is ~10 seconds away from here.

A can of root beer?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby maxmillean » Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:04 am UTC

No, only sprite or coke

A nalgene bottle?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:16 am UTC

no. I don't know what it is.

A glass that just had milk in it without you finishing it in the 15 seconds before you post?

Yes I know that it is specific.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby cjquines » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:18 pm UTC

Mindreader.

The next poster?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:54 am UTC

yes?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby cjquines » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:39 am UTC

I am so sorry.

My fallen apples?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby voicedotter » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:03 am UTC

nope.

my 6th personality. I ties him up but he escaped.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Cathy » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:18 pm UTC

Check right inside your closet on the upper shelf, I put him in a box.

A cat that actually wants to cuddle, not walk away when you try to pet it and then comes back when you're trying to do homework and try to eat your food.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby canada_dry » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:39 pm UTC

Thankfully no. (allergies)

A miniature gladiator helmet?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:43 am UTC

Most definitely.

Can you find a 20 sided die.


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